I was at work today and what do I see? A really hot girl who has her hair dyed in a rainbow and a baby blue t-shirt. I am 90% certain she was trying to look like Rainbow Dash.
There were a few things wrong with this situation that prevented me from asking her out:
1) I was at work. Fraternization with customers is a no-no. (Or most likely is, at the very least, don't think they covered that in the orientation but I know the rules about personal space in the work place)
2) She was with an older woman, likely her mother. Flirting with a girl with her mother around is only going to end badly.
3) She was more than likely a minor, making it impossible anyway
4) I have a weird shape to my body since I'm overweight, girls like that are usually taken or won't be interested one bit in a guy that looks like me.
Now, I'm not the "omg I must have a girlfriend/soulmate and if I don't I'm lonely and depressed" type of person, I could probably be alone my entire life and I'd be okay with that even though being with someone would likely be better, but this was an opportunity that had "score" written all over it.
Also, I don't believe this situation was 100% certain to be a fairy tale ending just because she may have liked MLP but it would have been a start.
fml