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  1. Teller
    Nah. You can't enjoy love if you're a soulless husk.
  2. Teller
    (The biome pictured is a jungle, not a forest.) But a fair review, nonetheless!
  3. Teller
    In real life, I am a talkative and sociable guy—the starter of conversations and teller of dry humor. On the internet, I sometimes spout opinions and stare at snowflakes.
  4. Teller
    It usually looks like this: The photo's old, but the only thing that's different now is my keyboard and mouse pad.
  5. Teller
    I like soup before it's cool. Hot soup is the only way to go.
  6. Teller
    "How the heck did you get in my living room?"
  7. Teller
    I do. However, I don't let that affect my choices.
  8. Teller
    Knowing how pencils work, it's probably 20 feet away from your desk.
  9. Teller
    I see these words, "everybody" and "nobody", but for whom are you speaking for?
  10. Teller
    Better than what I could do at age 7.
  11. Teller
    Generally speaking, when you first play a platformer, don't try to speedrun it. I did that in Super Mario World when I was 4 years old and I kept losing all of my lives by the time I made it to Vanilla Dome. After trying a more cautious approach to the game, I beat the game without getting a Game Over.
  12. Teller
    Every other sentence, when speaking. Almost never on the internet.
  13. Teller
    Hypnagogic jerks. You're sleeping, right? You feel yourself about to drift into a dream-like state. Suddenly, you feel a falling sensation, followed by your body having a sudden spasm.
  14. Teller
    "I think trilbies are fashionable."
  15. Teller
    "Hey, I like the show, y'know." "Oh, well you're an exception." Basically my experience with an anti-brony friend.
  16. Teller
    Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen don't go shopping.
  17. Teller
    I've lived here for 19 years, and it would be a shame if I didn't remember all of them.
  18. Teller
    Short answer: no. Long answer:
  19. Teller
    I'm all about the dark-colored or charcoal grey polo shirts and white cargo shorts. Can't go wrong with Nike Comfort Slides.
  20. Teller
    I'm alive and I'm capable of displaying emotions.
  21. Teller
    Toasted? Let's put on the bacon, lettuce and tomato.
  22. Teller
    I only use it because YouTube makes me use it.
  23. Teller
    It would be a complete and utter shitstorm.
  24. Teller
    You can buy $5,000 worth of counterfeit $20s for only $2000 worth of bitcoins. The same website also sells guns and marijuana through the mail. It's probably not illegal to browse the shopping sites with Tor, but obviously I would avoid the ones containing child pornography.
  25. Teller
    I get salty as fuck, but then I get over it. It's their opinion and they're entitled to it.
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