Standard User

I had to go through LAX once. It was a miracle I made it out of that place. I pulled it off by befriending a handicapped lady and following the employees as they wheeled her through the terminal. xD I even got on the plane first because I was helping her.

This was all before the body scan machines, though. I wouldn't fly anywhere now.

I just got patted down. The evil metal detector said I had metal in my chest and in my hip. I am now convinced I am a synthetic android.

So now I'm draining my laptop battery and waiting for my flight...but I did get to spend twenty minutes listening to a guy repeatedly call his ex-girlfriend to try and get back together.