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  1. Circadian
    This is my OC Flamer. He is a red alicorn with tribal tattoos but nobody understands him. He's really sad all da time and is in soul crushing agony from a tewible event in is pawst. He's also a DJ and is really girl shy and has no friends.
     
    btw what does OC stand for
     
    plz respond
     
    EDIT: This is a parody of all the shitty OCs out there.
     

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    Intelligence stationed at the border between N.K. and S.K. has gathered irrefutable evidence of an imminent attack by North Korea.
     
    UPDATE: PYONGYANG HAS LAUNCHED AN ICBM, a ballistic missile with a range of more than 5,500 kilometres (3,400 mi) typically designed for nuclear weapons. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. LIVE FEED OF SOUTH KOREAN BORDER LINKED BELOW:
     
     
     
  3. Circadian
    Eugenics never ends well.
     
    People become gay due to a wide variety of factors besides genetics. Homosexuality isn't something you can "cure"; it's a deeply ingrained part of who someone is.
     

     
    Besides, love and tolerate. I thought that's what we're all about!
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    This is part of a series of blog posts from writings that were originally written in 2008. Hope you enjoy.
     
    Humans have been around since the dawn of mankind. People can be divided into three subcategories: those who are mean, those who are miserable, and those who are “happy”. It has been noted that those who are mean and those who are miserable are not “happy”, and those who are miserable are not always mean, but those who are mean are always miserable.
     
    What causes misery? A good portion of humans are miserable, with no discernible reason to be. Many outside observers actually think it is because of a lack of intelligence. The apes and simians, who are good cousins of humans, spend most of their time climbing up trees, swinging, and pretty much having a good time. Humans, of course, view this as lack of intelligence because man has achieved so much: War, the internet, and Pepto-Bismol. Apes think that they are far more intelligent for the exact same reason.
     
    Those who are mean, as previously stated, are actually those who are miserable. They take out their misery on those that they are envious of, or those that happen to get in their way. Those who are mean tend to view the world as always out to get them. This was recently proven false, when a man who held this viewpoint was carefully observed for several days. His trackers eventually concluded that most of what had happened to the man was actually coincidence. Further studies were planned, but had to be cancelled after the subject was struck by a falling piano.
     
    Those who are “happy” are so rare in number that it was almost thought that they did not exist. For the most part, happy people are so unorthodox that they are labeled as "freaks" by those who are mean and/or miserable. They are often sent to live in exile, usually in suburban housing. Those who are "happy" are very odd, because it is unknown how they became this way. One said “happy” person could in one morning burn his/her toast, stub his/her toe on a door, contract a case of the measles, be hit by a bus, get a rather unpleasant phone call from his/her mother, and still be smiling by lunchtime. It is thought that these oddities view the world through an optimistic lens. This is rather curious, as no other category of human behaves in this manner. It was so curious in fact, that “happy” humans have now been labeled as an entirely different species. They are now dubbed by the scientific community as “happy-sapiens.” [1]
     
    There are many different categories of people, ranging from the meanest of the mean to the most depressed of the deprived. There are also people who make the best of a world that throws them to the ground and stamps them repeatedly in the face.
     
    Such is the inexplicable nature of the human condition.
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    Mean Green (Circadian's Favorite)
     
    The healthiest juices are the ones that contain greens, and lots of them. Green leafy vegetables contain the most vitamins and nutrients, and you’ll feel almost instantly better after drinking a green juice. Mean Green is a fantastic substitute for coffee, and will keep you energized all day.
     
    Contains:

    3 kale leaves
    1 cucumber
    4 celery stalks
    2 green apples
    ½ lemon
    1 piece of ginger

    Run these ingredients through a jucier, and drink immediately for best results. Tasty stuff!
  6. Circadian
    “Where is your assignment, Mr. Smith?”
     
    Johnny’s face flushed. With rising horror, he realized that he had “forgotten” to do his homework.
     
    “Well?”
     
    A thousand possible answers raced through his head at a rate that would seem impossible for a child of Johnny’s years; each reply kept getting wilder and more desperate until he finally settled on what appeared to him to be the best one.
     
    “Um… my dog ate it.”
     
    Let’s face it. Johnny didn’t know what else to say. How could he possibly tell his teacher what had really happened? That he had decided, consciously decided to play outside instead of doing his history assignment?
     
    The fact is John Smith made what is known as an excuse. And that he resorted to such a thing was not entirely his fault. He was the victim of a faulty educational system, and a society that has lost nearly every ounce of moral fiber it once had in it. Mr. Smith merely did what nearly everyone had taught him to do, which was to pin the blame on anybody but himself. We will come back to Johnny later.
     
    To start this overly zealous and exaggerated post, (though it might not be as far off from the truth as you might think) excuses have been around since the dawn of mankind, starting with caveman Ug making an excuse to his wife Delilah about why he had broken her prized rock. Excuses seem to be embedded in our DNA, an involuntary defense mechanism to avoid punishment or harm; essentially, a self-preservation technique.
     
    Unfortunately, genuine excuses (that is, excuses that can be “backed-up”) are so totally rare that one might as well be looking for the fountain of youth in a retirement home. For example, Ug’s excuse was that he had broken the rock while defending the cave from a ravenous saber-toothed cat (this of course was ridiculous). Instead of helping him, however, this excuse happened to spark a chain reaction of events, culminating with the rock being broken a second time, over his head.
     
    It is unknown and unfortunate why human beings continue to make excuses when they are so often unsuccessful. In this day and age, human-beings seem to believe that making an excuse for something they’ve done wrong is better instead of accepting the consequences. However, the punishment is often much worse when people lie.
     
    Back to Johnny Smith. If he had told his teacher the truth about what he did in the right manner, she could have merely made him repeat the fourth grade. Instead, a phone call will be made to his parents, who will promptly have his dog put to sleep.
     
    Experts say this sort of thing is going on all the time, and that we are powerless to prevent it.
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