Harmonic Revelations

Your mind will be blown Me singing + Being sick and losing my voice = http://www.tunescoop.com/play/313836343935/always-mp3

I make wishes at 13 PM.

No. I'm already in love with someone who is in love with me, and that is enough for me.

I use Windows Media Center because I'm too lazy to wait ten million years for iTunes to open and I don't at all feel like dealing with Spotify's annoying ads, so there is that.

42 Years before Luna's banishment Luna was very, very excited. It had just been announced that World Of Warcraft was going to cut back costs on the premium subscriptions that it offered. She was pacing back and forth through her chambers. She needed a way to level grind more efficiently, as her current method, quite frankly yielded close to no progress at all. She looked down at the city of Canterlot with melancholy in her expression. She saw a carriage shaped like a banana approaching the castle, from which her sister stepped out. Luna knew that today was the day that Celestia restocked on Tortilla chips, and this made her happy. She decided to check out videos about tortilla chips on Youtube. She found one, and left a comment promptly. 1337LUN43X7R3M3: I love tortilla chips. They are great while playing World of Warcraft. She pressed the post button, and went off to bed. The next morning, she logged back onto her computer, and went back on Youtube. She checked her inbox and saw that there was a reply. She clicked on the comment reply and opened it. She looked at it in horror. UberBladeSniperXtreme<3Celestia: Lol Noob, ur a gay. Only gays play WoW. She seethed with rage, and vowed the destruction of all those who did not share the same opinions that she did. She started plotting to destroy those who despised her, and take over Equestria, bringing eternal night. Youtube commenters would know the wrath of Luna. She proceeded to post about it on LiveJournal. She talked about how her sister was ruining her life, and made sure to include plenty of crying emoticons.

And killed Echidnas to make the changelings stay away

Because 54 is my destiny.

I usually end up doing things that are so depraved and deviant that Playboy wouldn't print it. Mostly because I am a very, very sick individual.

54 Flaming monkeys at sea They are not beautiful, pretty like me Echidnas fly out of their faces and explode destroying the places The monkeys attack the little critters Eating some avocado-watermelon fritters Flaming Wheelchairs fall from the sky They are not clever or witty as I The town and the city burns to the ground Not a single ATM to be found from the sky, darkened ash falls I am most definitely tripping serious balls As the clock ticks by, slipping away counting up to the very next day I sit there, looking at once was a city yet I cannot feel any pity For I am a robot squid zombie wizard, who can play ping pong and conjure up blizzards Shooting lamp posts out of my hand I sustain myself by eating rubber bands Marco can not play tribes very well It's because he doesn't play much he will tell He doesn't have much tactic to refer to Some line about something should be here, shoe I am very tired, writing this thing the stream's title has a very nice ring I have no idea what I'm talking about At your face I will throw a trout

What do you mean? Nobody is stopping you from playing classical Xbox games on the older consoles if that is what you end up choosing to do.

Drinking gasoline is the best way to get creative enough so you can make threads like I do.

I'd go through with my guns, take over, and install a totalitarian regime wherein I am the ruler. I will beat back the ponies using my superior human weaponry and tactics. Since ponies will not have seen these weapons, I will have the advantage. I'd like to see friendship try to outpower several attack helicopters. I'd strike a deal with some defense contractor to supply weapons and vehicles and other supplies through the portal. I'd be a unicorn so that they would retain their use. I would then use my new found power to build something not unlike the Citadel in Half-Life 2 wherein I will rule Equestria forever. I would harness unicorn magic via mind control to power a large core that produces electrical energy to my defenses, like auto turrets. I would live in luxury and nobody would be able to do anything about it. I may even augment myself mechanically to make myself more powerful. I would have infinite power and control over everything and every living organism that is there. MWAHAHAHAHAHAA Doesn't that sound amazing?

So, which is better, Nutella, or Peanut butter? There is only one way to resolve this and it involves a battle to the death over what tastes better.

I can't go to bronycon because I'm such a brony that I would implode from all the G force acting on me.

I hate piercings, they are absolutely horrendously ugly and I can barely stand to even look at someone who has face piercings. Just...eww. The hair is okay, but it's not really my thing.