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  1. Hey, I've written a new story after ages of being off the radar! I hope you all like it! Flutterdragon http://www.fimfiction.net/story/180084/flutterdragon Fluttershy is accidentally turned into a dragon. Can the gang carry on as normal, make Fluttershy feel comfortable in her new body and find a moral to put in their letter to Princess Celestia?
  2. The Last Equestrian Doom Patrol An ancient enemy has escaped their bonds and threatens to destroy the entire world in a black night of chaos and uncreation. What Equestria needs is Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony. Unfortunately, what Equestria is getting is Princess Luna's rather dangerous-sounding 'Doom Patrol'. Luna! Derpy! Princess Erroria! A weird-looking cyclops! They and the rest of the animation error ponies must race to save Equestria from the doom that awaits. But it's a task they can't possibly hope to achieve. Because their enemy is... Nobody? Welcome to my story about the animation error ponies (Derpy, cyclops guy et al) attempting to save Equestria from certain doom! It's also a tribute to Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol comic of the 80s. If you've not read that, don't worry because no pre-knowledge is needed, all I have taken is a lot of the themes/feel and the idea of one of the villains. Let me know what you think!
  3. Hi guys, new story time! This is a bit different from the norm, an attempt at writing a 'serious' crackfic. It features the character of Lemon Dreams from Cake Story, but by no means do you need to have read that story first! (Though it IS a good story!) I'm not going to tell you exactly what sort of story it is yet, that's half the surprise! http://www.fimfictio...Life-is-a-Lemon Lemon Dreams is a happy pony with a perfect life in Ponyville. There's only one problem - she thinks she's a lemon. Is she really a pony-shaped citrus fruit, or is she just crazy? Does it even matter? When Lemon Dreams finds herself at odds with the ponies of Ponyville and pursued by a strangely familiar ghost, she realises she must discover the answers to those questions before it's too late If I may bump, I've finally finished this story! I know it's been a while, but now it's complete http://www.fimfiction.net/story/47908/life-is-a-lemon/ Feedback and comments are welcome!
  4. I've written a new story! It's a bit different from my usual stuff in that it's a crossover. With a computer game. But don't worry, it's a comedy, and you don't need to know anything about the game XCOM to understand it. XCOM is a fantastic turn based strategy which is insanely hard. It's a game about sending loads of soldiers after aliens, only to watch them die horribly and often. And now, they have travelled to Equestria! http://www.fimfictio...uestria-Unknown HELLO, COMMANDER In response to the Equine threat, this council of nations has chosen to activate the XCOM project. We have located the alien's homeworld, known as 'Equestria'. Your mission is to travel there and murder everything you see. Your team has the best weapons, armour and training. Literally nothing can go wrong. Operation: Exploding Face is underway! Remember, we will be watching.
  5. I'm working on other stuff slowly but surely. Then this idea popped into my head and wouldn't go away. It's a silly comedy, I apologise in advance. The Last Stand of King Sombra King Sombra has a problem. A Twilight Sparkle shaped problem. The evil ruler of the Crystal Kingdom is about to be overthrown unless he can hold out until reinforcements arrive. Seven days of keeping Twilight at bay. What's the worst that can happen? All he has to lose is his self-respect and dignity... NOTE: Yes, this is about the season 3 villain. No, there are no spoilers, I'm just making it all up!
  6. I was going to dedicate myself to writing serious stories from now on. And then I wrote this. http://www.fimfictio...ltimate-Destiny Rainbow Dash finds herself in the middle of an epic clash as Michael Jordan leads the forces of good in an attempt to stop Cobra Commander and his Evil League of Evil from destroying Equestria. Will Godzilla beat Voltron? Can the Care Bears out-stare the Decepticons? Is Ponyville about to get clobbered by King Kong? Mere mortal words cannot describe this titanic struggle. Just what IS going on?
  7. Two new chapters have been uploaded! Let me know what you think! Star Swirl has reached Unicornia and been granted an audience with the king. Can she convince him that she really is a powerful unicorn and get the gold she's after? Or will her head go on a long, painful vacation from her neck? Chapter 3 - The Court of King Caractacus: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/4/ Chapter 4 - The Uncertain Kitten: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/5/ The Legend of Star Swirl the Bearded gets another bumper update of two chapters! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/The-Legend-Of-Star-Swirl-The-Bearded Star Swirl has successfully convinced the king of the unicorns that she is a powerful wizard. How long will her life of luxury last though? What is that weird stain on the carpet? Who married an oyster? Do earth ponies really eat mud? At dinner, a terrible secret is about to be revealed. A secret involving a fake beard. Is it game over for Star Swirl, or does she have another trick up her hooves? Chapter 5 - The Mysterious Stain - http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/6/ Chapter 6 - BYOB (Bring Your Own Beard) http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/7/ After way too long, I've updated with another chapter, chapter 7! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13230/The-Legend-Of-Star-Swirl-The-Bearded I think I'm back on the bandwagon with this story now, so keep your eyes peeled for more!
  8. Hi, I've posted a new story which I hope you'll all like! A bit less wacky than my usual stuff, but give it a go and let me know what you think! http://www.fimfictio...f-the-Navigator Sweetie Belle has found a new friend. A star pony who claims to have fallen from a comet and who needs help with a very secret mission. Normally Sweetie Belle would tell an adult, but you're allowed to trust star ponies, aren't you? The star pony isn't the only thing that fell from the sky. Somewhere in Equestria is a box. A very special, very dangerous box. A box which could end the world if it ends up in the wrong hooves. A box which Scootaloo has just found...
  9. A new story has EXPLODED out of my head! Hope you all like it! Love Is In The Air Twilight Sparkle is fed up of her unrequited love for Rainbow Dash. She has decided that the time has come to reveal the passion she has kept hidden for so long - but how? There is only one sane, logical way to do this. She must become a cloud. Nothing can go wrong. http://www.fimfictio...e-Is-In-The-Air
  10. No offence meant, it's all a bit of harmless fun!
  11. Hi guys, new comedy story! I hope you enjoy it! http://www.fimfictio...Wrap-Up-In-Hell For millennia Satan has ruled over Hell with an iron fist, torturing the souls of the damned and preparing for the moment when he will unleash his evil over the Earth. But one day, something strange happens. One day he discovers the magic of friendship. Will Satan be able to rebuild Hell in the spirit of love and tolerance? Or is Hell no place for ponies?
  12. Hi guys, I've finished a new story! I really hope you all like it! http://www.fimfictio...ere-The-Harp-Is Ever since Bon-Bon left for a new life in Manehatten, Lyra's life has lost its focus. She gets up, she goes to work, she eats, she goes to sleep. One day she knows she's going build up the courage to tell Bon-Bon how she really feels about her and they can live happily ever after. That day will never come. Something terrible is happening in Equestria. Something that could be the end of the world. The Smooze has arrived and no-one can stop it, not even Twilight Sparkle. What hope then does Lyra have? (Yes, it sounds 'dark' but it isn't grimdark. Nothing I write is, trust me on this!)
  13. Hi guys! I've written a new story which I hope you'll all enjoy, it's got some great feedback so far! Nineteen Neighty-Four - http://www.fimfictio...en-Neighty-Four Can a utopian paradise that preaches love and tolerance really make ponies happy? Does contentment really lie in free universal healthcare and open government? Twilight Sparkle is determined to resist this happy world on a matter of principle, and finds herself sneaking off with a mare called Trixie to hate and loathe each other in secret. Will their hate-nest go undetected? Or will they be forced to face the dangers of the Ministry of Love and the mysterious Room 101? So here we are, a 1984 parody! I find 'Tyrantlestia' fics really boring to be honest; so the story is a complete inversion of the trope. This is a pony version of 1984, and as such instead of a nightmare dystopia, the world is a delightful utopia. It's a comedy of course, with maybe a sprinkling of ironic shipping. You'll get a lot more out of it if you've read/seen 1984, but it stands alone and is pretty accessible. Let me know what you guys think, I'll be interested to hear all feedback! Remember, Big Brother Best Friend is watching you... FOREVER!
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