The Leafeon Pinkeh

Why would I plan to have him steal my bits when I could've just lied about him stealing my bits?

you told him to get the money like this, so i would think that he stole it.

*pulls paper out of pocket* I was contracted by the Royal Guard a few months ago to kill him at the Grand Galloping Gala, but the mane 6 messed it up and I lost track of him and it was just... ughh. Now if you really think I would rather have him steal you're money for me than take him out and get paid 2000 bits by Shining Armor's Colonel, you've been smoking some of the moon rocks he stole from Luna a few days ago.