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"I am your benevolent god, now. Send me your weebz."
"Something something something deer pun :3"
Human Resources Administrator
"I am good at three things: acting, making fair judgements, and ignoring Jeric constantly asking me to say, 'They're magically delicious'"
"We work to flourish our community to nurture creativity and post only the zestiest of memes."
"Would you like these ponies shipped standard, priority, or freight?"
"I dream of a world without Pokemon."
*plebts in bug ponish from a particularly comfy couch*
“I need a Fraggle, a Nerf Gun, a metric ton of markers, and two hours. Don’t question it.”
"The Dude abides again."
"I am far too polite to scream dattebayo ... at least out loud."
"Excuse me, but I ordered my Dashie with extra fruit!"
"If user is banned, we eats it whole, Precious!"
*Offers assistance while speaking in fluent EQG"
"I don't like trolls. They are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere."
"Guess who's back, back again, CD's back, mon capitaine."
"Last week I gave a talk about bomb safety, but nopony listened. This week, a bomb in the chat room will save lives."
"Wait, what the hell? Why am I Chaotic Evil? I am a cinnamon roll!"
"Heckin' scuse me, but I am snek, therefore you should trussst in me~"
"Muffins!? Why would you use that name?"
The Derp Knight
The floofy eared one
Architect of Equestria
PR/HR, Student, and Game Dev
Resident evil overlord of ships and loves
Cute Pony Connoisseur
Official Staff Changeling and Couch Enthusiast
Laying on clouds...
We are friends, that's why you're still alive.
Tribunus Equester / Edgy OC #384400 / Priest of Luna
Apparently I'm Tsun Tsun
Sectional Staff: Beyond Equestria, Poniverse HR