Staff Directory

Lawful Good

"I am your benevolent god, now. Send me your weebz."

Neutral Good

"Something something something deer pun :3"

Lawful Neutral 

"I am good at three things: acting, making fair judgements, and ignoring Jeric constantly asking me to say, 'They're magically delicious'" 

Chaotic Good

"We work to flourish our community to nurture creativity and post only the zestiest of memes."

"Would you like these ponies shipped standard, priority, or freight?"

"I dream of a world without Pokemon."

*plebts in bug ponish from a particularly comfy couch*

“I need a Fraggle, a Nerf Gun, a metric ton of markers, and two hours. Don’t question it.”

"The Dude abides again."

"I am far too polite to scream dattebayo ... at least out loud."

"Excuse me, but I ordered my Dashie with extra fruit!"

"If user is banned, we eats it whole, Precious!"

*Offers assistance while speaking  in fluent EQG"

"I don't like trolls. They are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere."

"Guess who's back, back again, CD's back, mon capitaine."

"Last week I gave a talk about bomb safety, but nopony listened. This week, a bomb in the chat room will save lives."

"Wait, what the hell? Why am I Chaotic Evil? I am a cinnamon roll!"

"Heckin' scuse me, but I am snek, therefore you should trussst in me~"

"Muffins!? Why would you use that name?"