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You can also read this on FIMFiction.net. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/518811/sunny-d-starscouts-summer Sunny D. Starscout's Summer One summer day in the town of Maretime Bay… Sunny Starscout was dressed up like a pirate on a movie set, wearing a straw hat, white uniform, eyepatch, and pirate hook while brandishing a toy sword. Izzy Moonbow was singing a cringe rap song while Sunny danced happily on the top of a pirate ship in front of a background of an ocean. “Her name is Sunny! That’s Sunny D. Starscout! Going to be queen of the pirates!” Izzy sang into a microphone. Sunny’s translucent yellow horn appeared below her hat and her translucent yellow wings appeared as well when Izzy sang the next verse. “She’s got alicorn powers!” Izzy exclaimed as she pointed her right foreleg to her three other friends, Pipp Petals, who was filming Sunny and Izzy on her phone, Zipp Storm, and Hitch Trailblazer, sitting in chairs watching. “How did that happen?” the trio asked, following cue. “Yo ho ho!” Izzy proclaimed. “She took the other tribes’ crystals!” “Wait, what?!” Sunny cried bemusedly, her cheerful mood subsiding. “Cut!” “Uh, Sunny…” Pipp interjected, donning sunglasses and getting up from her director’s chair. “I’m the director here!” “Well, that doesn’t mean I have to like parts that shouldn’t be in the script!” Sunny proclaimed. “I mean, “took the crystals”? You’re making me sound like some kind of thief!” “Well, we definitely stole Mom’s crystal…” Zipp chimed in. “Besides, I’m also pretty sure that a pirate’s a thief by default.” Hitch added. “You’re not helping!” Sunny retorted. “And why do I have to be called Sunny D?” “Marketing.” Pipp answered bluntly, drinking a bottle of orange liquid. “Call it shameful, haters gonna hate, but Mom’s not lending me any more money for the rest of the summer. That new yacht wasn’t cheap.” “Ugh!” Sunny grunted, not noticing that Izzy was leaning back on one of the set’s cannons, resting her right foreleg before slipping and accidentally pushing the cannon forward towards the ship. It then tilted upwards from the shove. “Look,” she continued, “I know we need this promotional film to be a hit so that more ponies from Bridlewood Forest and Zephyr Heights will come to the next Maretime Bay Day festival for the new water park ride! I know we need money! But don’t you think there’s such a thing as too commerci-woah, WOAH!” Sunny realized she was losing control of her alicorn powers, accidentally zapping a stage light above her into glitter, as well as losing her balance. She tripped and fell off the top of the ship and landed into the cannon below her, causing the cannon to fall downward and blast her out of a nearby window that had been opened because of the summer heat. “YYYAAAHHH!” Sunny screamed as she went flying. “No, I’m pretty sure it’s “Yargh!” in the script, Sunny.” an oblivious Izzy remarked. “AAAAAHHHHH!” Sunny continued to yell as the shot from the cannon sent her all the way past the shore of the ocean of the beach from Pipp’s beach house, where they were filming while Pipp was visiting on summer vacation to ride her yacht. With the sun shining bright over the ocean, Sunny felt an incredible amount of heat from the sun in the air, resulting in her magic briefly turning a shade of a fiery red color… Soon, she landed, making a giant splash in the ocean, and with her alicorn powers still going haywire, a giant discharge of magical energy turned all the nearby water surrounding her into glitter. All the beachgoers watched the scene in astonishment, which was shared by Sunny’s friends once they arrived. All with the exception of Izzy, of course. “Glitter ocean!” she proclaimed with gleeful innocence. She then ran to the ocean and jumped inside, doing a cannonball just as a dazed Sunny poked her head out, only to be met with glitter splashing on her face from Izzy’s dive. “Woo-hoo, yeah!” she continued joyfully, dog paddling through the glitter before she stuck her face in it and ate some. “Mhm! Tastes good too!” “Tastes good?” a perplexed Sunny reacted before curiously licking some of the glitter that landed on her face. “Hey, this stuff actually doesn’t taste so bad! Who would’ve thought this stuff would actually be edible? Then again, it is magic…” Approaching the glitter ocean out of her own curiosity, Pipp stuck a front hoof into the glitter and brought it to her mouth, tasting it. She then looked at her bottle of orange liquid and a lightbulb in the form of a phone battery reaching its full charge went off in her head. “This gives me an idea…” she said, smirking deviously. Later, at Sunny’s smoothie shack… “Come one, come all!” Pipp declared ebulliently outside the shack, directing bystanders towards it. “And try out the exclusive, limited time edition of the latest and greatest refreshment, Shiny D!” Sunny, now in her normal attire, peeked out the window of the shack with a blank expression on her face as she presented an orange and purple smoothie with bits of glitter gleaming inside of it, causing a crowd of ponies to “ooh” and “aah”. “It’s everything you loved about your favorite old orange drink stylized!” Pipp continued her advertisement. “Sunny like the original, shiny brand new like a star, and only available from Sunny Starscout’s Smoothie Shack! And the best part is, if you order one today, 70% of your payments will go towards a good cause! The funding for great entertainment for this summer’s Maretime Bay Day Festival, the development of the Sunny D. Starscout movie and the development of the Sunny D. Starscout water park ride right here!” Cries of “Alright!” and “Yeah!” among the crowd were heard as they began lining up for Sunny to quickly prepare the beverages for them. Zipp and Hitch, who were helping out inside, began to talk to each other. “I don’t know what’s bugging me more.” Zipp said with concern. “My sister becoming entrenched in commercialism or the fact that we’re selling drinks to ponies mixed with a substance we just learned was edible!” “It could be worse.” Hitch replied sheepishly. “As the sheriff, I can at least vouch for the fact that we’re not doing anything illegal. The food safety administration doesn’t have rules on magic glitter after all. Also, we know it’s safe from the fact we consumed it ourselves. It’s not like we’re scamming them into buying a product that’s actually garbage.” “Hey!” Izzy exclaimed, popping out her head from a dumpster close to the shack, overhearing him. “You’re not trash-talking my trash, are you?” “That’s not what’s nagging me…” Zipp asserted. “I’m more concerned about potential side effe-” Zipp was interrupted by her widely smiling sister bursting through the door to the smoothie shack as the satiated customers were leaving and Sunny was wearily panting and catching her breath, slouched out on the floor. “The fundraiser was a big success!” Pipp cried giddily, pulling out a miniature suitcase and opening it to reveal several large stacks of cash. “I’ve already placed an order for an extra large tanker of water and we still have plenty left to split between us! Can you believe we found more than one new way to swim in just one day? From swimming in glitter, to swimming in cash-” “To swimming in trash!” Izzy interjected, causing Pipp to convulse in disgust. Zipp sighed as a disgruntled Sunny pulled herself up to stand. “Look sis, we need to talk.” she told her solemnly. “I understand you want to raise all this money for a good reason, but I think we’re losing sight of the entire reason we began working on this project in the first place.” “I thought we were doing it to bond as friends and give ponies from all over a way to bond too.” Sunny dejectedly added. “We don’t need all this money for a high-budget movie or a high-budget theme park ride, we just need to have each other.” Sunny’s dejection was shared by a now frowning Pipp. Meanwhile, Zipp and Hitch began to detect a familiar, unpleasant scent and felt encouraged to discover the source… “Oh…” Pipp replied despondently. “I didn’t mean to take things too far. The only reason I had such a fire for raising all this money is because I thought that the more successful everything was, the happier we’d all be.” “It’s not like there’s anything wrong with having a fire for doing a good thing, Pipp.” Sunny said with a comforting smile as unbeknownst to her, flames began to spark on top of her hair. “You just need to learn to control it.” “Funny you say that…” a shocked Pipp replied in bewilderment and concern. “Because I think your alicorn powers are acting up again. Your mane is on fire!” “Huh?” Sunny reacted in surprise and confusion before she looked up and shrieked. “WWWOOOAAAGGGHHH!” Sunny rushed to a nearby sink she used to wash her hooves before preparing refreshments and put her head under the faucet she turned on, putting out the fire. Soon, Pipp’s mane went ablaze as well, in addition to her wings. She screamed before rushing towards the sink to put out the fire on her head the same way, also doing the same to her wings. “That wasn’t my alicorn powers!” Sunny cried fearfully. “If your mane was on fire too…it must have been from that magic glitter we ate!” “How does magic glitter set your mane on fire?!” Pipp yelled in disbelief. Sunny gasped in realization. “The sun…” she remarked in horror. “When I got blasted towards the ocean, the heat from the sun must have reacted with my magic, giving the glitter my magic creates a flammable property! My mane and wings transform when I become an alicorn…that’s why the fire starts there!” “Um…GIRLS!” an aghast Zipp called to Sunny and Pipp after she and Hitch went to investigate the source of the smoke and were terrified by what they discovered. “Not trying to be funny here, but we have a real DUMPSTER FIRE on our hooves now!” “IIIZZZYYY!!!” all four of them bellowed in terror. “What?!” Izzy cried back in bemusement, popping out of the fiery dumpster with a fiery mane and an old fire hose wrapped around her left foreleg, apparently unphased by the current situation. “GET OUT OF THAT DUMPSTER!” all four of them cried. “IT’S ON FIRE! YOU’RE ON FIRE!” “Really?” Izzy replied. “I don’t feel like I’m on fire. And I’m all too familiar with hot garbage!” The four friends were flabbergasted by how Izzy could be oblivious to the peril of her situation, but more concerned for their friend’s safety, immediately rushed back to the shack to find ways to help her. Sunny and Pipp grabbed a mop bucket and filled it with as much water as possible while Zipp and Hitch found a fire extinguisher kept for emergency use. Sunny took hold of the bucket and Hitch took hold of the extinguisher as they ran back out to the dumpster, where Pipp and Zipp pulled Izzy out. Sunny splashed Izzy with the bucket of water while Hitch put out the dumpster fire with the extinguisher. Even after the fire on Izzy and in the dumpster was extinguished, Hitch kept spraying foam from the extinguisher in a panic, covering Izzy in foam. With her nose being irritated from the foam, Izzy sneezed, getting the foam on her friends too and giving them beards similar to the ones on Santa Claus costumes. “Wow, Winter Wishday in July!” Izzy joked, still not phased. “This is not funny, Izzy!” her friends cried, indignant out of concern for her as they wiped the foam off themselves. “You had us worried sick! Why did you not listen to us when we said you were on fire?! Couldn’t you feel yourself burning?!” “No.” Izzy bluntly replied, further perplexing her friends. “Had you not told me, I never would’ve guessed. I get so engrossed in that trash sometimes, I just forget everything else.” “Even if everything around you is burning?!” they yelled in shock. “This is definitely no ordinary fire…” Sunny said in realization, looking up at her mane and seeing that it looked like it had never been burned. “It’s a magical fire. I didn’t notice I was on fire either until Pipp pointed it out. Since it comes from my magic, and I only have the will to use my magic to protect, that must be why it doesn’t hurt.” “I noticed it right away on my mane though…” Pipp chimed in. “Probably because I’m very conscious of maintaining the look of my mane as a hair stylist. Yet I wasn’t in pain either, even though I had it on my wings too. Regardless, we’re lucky none of our customers were pegasi.” “The fact that it doesn’t cause ponies pain isn’t cause for full comfort though…” Zipp interjected worriedly. “Even if it can’t burn ponies or things, there’s plenty of ways for them to find out their manes are on fire and panic. They might even jump to the conclusion that they’re spontaneously combusting. It will be mass hysteria! We have to fix this! Especially when we don’t even know what else this magic glitter could do!” “I’m sure the animals wouldn’t like it either…” Hitch said nervously. “And I’m not just Maretime Bay’s only sheriff, I’m also the only firefighter!” “No one’s doing anything alone!” Sunny proclaimed. “We have to work together to undo this mess!” “And I have just the plan for how we can use my advertising expertise to fix this disaster while sticking together and uniting every pony!” Pipp exclaimed. “How do you propose we do that?” a curious Zipp questioned. Later, outside Pipp’s beach house… Zipp was now standing on a stage near a podium with a red curtain behind her, dressed in a tuxedo with a black tie. Pipp, now dressed in a tuxedo with a red tie, had gathered every pony who had bought Shiny D smoothies from them there with an advertisement of a free showing of an award show with the royal sisters that would precede a preview of what the new water park ride would be like. Behind them stood a “No Phones” sign beside a “Prepare to Get Wet” sign. “I had to ask.” Zipp said, unamused as Pipp flew on stage and stood at the podium. “Come on, you know Mom had us do stuff like this all the time back in the day to keep the masses happy.” Pipp whispered. “That’s why I hate it!” Zipp retorted angrily before being shushed by Pipp. “Fillies and gentlecolts!” Pipp called out to the audience. “We’re happy to have you here today as we present Zipp Storm an award for Outstanding Performance in an Independent Film. We’re here to honor her role in a movie featured at the prestigious flight academy, W.I.N.G.S., the educational documentary, Zipp Your Fly!” Pipp handed a gold award modeled after a pony putting her front forelegs together to her sister, who forced a smile upon accepting it. Pipp then walked away from the podium, directing Zipp to stand at it and speak. “Thank you, I’m flattered.” Zipp remarked, acting along. “You know, when I was playing my part in that movie, I was kind of just winging it, but hey, I’m glad that I’m winning it now!” This caused most of the ponies in the audience to laugh, none of them noticing that the side effects from the smoothies were beginning to take effect, flames appearing on their manes. Zipp noticed, however, and growing nervous, knew she had to keep playing along with her sister’s plan. “But hey, winging it’s not as bad as what my little sister Pipp would’ve done.” Zipp pretended to throw shade at her as part of the act. “She would’ve just squeaked by!” Zipp then feigned a laugh as most of the audience kept laughing, still distracted from the fire as a few of Pipp’s fans gasped. “Is she making fun of her own sister and us Pippsqueaks?!” Pipp then walked over to Zipp, pretending to look angry and offended before she gave her still laughing sister a choreographed slap across the face. “That’s NOT FUNNY!” Pipp shouted. “Why don’t you ZIP YOUR MOUTH!” A big “OOOOOOOHHH!” was heard from the audience. “Oh, and by the way…your fly’s down.” Pipp made another diss. “Joke’s on you.” Zipp retorted. “I’m not wearing pants.” A few ponies in the audience started taking pictures with their phones. “Hey!” Pipp exclaimed to them. “Didn’t you read the signs? I told you not to bring your phones! You wouldn’t want them to get soaked for our next presentation, right?” Pipp then pulled a rope on stage, pulling back the curtain to reveal Sunny, Izzy, and Hitch standing beside the water tanker Pipp had ordered. Izzy had unicycled the fire hose from the dumpster, attaching it to the tanker, while Sunny had infused it with her alicorn magic, so that when the water passed through the hose, it would react with her magic. This would not just put out the flames, but also undo any other effects done by the magic glitter, something Sunny knew from experimentation, drinking water enhanced by her magic with Pipp and Izzy. Hitch, being a firefighter, was holding the fire hose, ready to spray the liquid from it, since with his strength and experience combined, he was able to handle the pressure from the hose’s blast most effectively. “Holy…” the crowd said, astonished. “THAR SHE BLOWS!” Pipp cried to direct Hitch to shower the ponies with water. Hitch pulled back the lever on the hose, soaking every pony in the crowd with the magically enhanced water, putting out the fire on their manes as well as undoing all of the fire’s magic. Once he stopped, some ponies in the crowd shook their heads, some shook off the water like a dog after a bath, and the few ponies who brought phones checked them immediately out of concern, then breathed a sigh of relief once they saw them still working. “Just as I thought…” Sunny said happily. “Like my magical fire, the magical water and hose can’t harm ponies or things.” “I aimed the fire hose above them just in case.” Hitch remarked, pleased with himself for his consideration of the crowd, knowing how strong the force from a fire hose could be. “I noticed.” Izzy giddily chimed in. “It looked like you were taking a giant leak all over the crowd!” “Why are you so obsessed with gross humor, Izzy?” an unamused Hitch asked. “Is this what the ride you have planned is going to be like?” a pony among a puzzled crowd asked. “Hitch blowing a load of water all over us?” “I liked it…” Primrose, a pony who had a crush on Hitch commented, smiling and blushing. “Getting wet is just part of the ride, we assure you!” Pipp promised. “The real ride we have planned is actually more like riding a pirate ship!” Immediately, the crowd’s tune changed from bemused to excited with cries of “Oh wow, that sounds fun!” and “Cool!” heard among them. “Wow, that was easy.” Zipp said, surprised. “Looks like we’re already set for a conveniently happy ending.” “With a SOOOOONG!” Pipp proclaimed with delight, pulling out a microphone. She began singing a reprise of Let Out Your Light, the theme song of her hair salon, Mane Melody. The song soon ended with her singing… “Can you keep it? At Mane Melody!” However, suddenly, the crowd’s glances became ones of disapproval and skepticism. “Wait a second…” one suspicious pony said. “I see what this was all about now…” “Huh?” a perplexed Pipp responded to the now displeased crowd. “What?” “You just wanted to get our manes wet so that you could bring in more business for your hair salon!” an audience member accused her. “Nice try, but we’re not that stupid!” “No!” Pipp exclaimed in denial as the crowd began to leave. “That wasn’t done for advertising! I just didn’t feel like changing that lyric!” Pipp’s defenses proved futile, however, as soon, the entire crowd had gone away. “Wow.” Hitch remarked in astonishment. “They went from being so trusting to attributing to malice what could easily be explained by incompetence just like that.” “Yeah, incompetence, I know…” Pipp said somberly, kneeling her head as her friends gathered to comfort her. “Oh, sorry.” Hitch apologized, realizing that he had inadvertently kicked the dog. “Sunny, Sis, you were right.” she said, subdued. “All this commercialism really did make me lose sight of what was important, and it only cost me in the end.” “Hey, you’re good at what you do, sis.” Zipp complimented Pipp to uplift her. “It takes a talented business pony to run a salon as successful as yours.” “You just have to understand that it’s not money that makes ponies happy.” Sunny chimed in to help. “You can buy a fancy yacht with it, sure, but what fun would riding on it be without great friends?” After hearing that, Pipp recalled the yacht she had, and another lightbulb in the form of a fully charged phone battery went off in her head. “That’s it!” Pipp exclaimed with restored confidence. “Instead of giving the ponies of Maretime Bay a pirate movie to promote a ride, we can make them feel like they’re in a pirate movie on a ride!” “So we put them in a movie while they’re on a ride?” Izzy asked, confused. “How would that work?” “No need to explain, I just need you to unicycle a lot of pirate costumes, please!” Pipp requested. “We’re going on a cruise!” Later, on the ocean of the beach, far from the water turned to glitter… Sunny was once again happily dancing on top of a ship in her pirate costume while Izzy was on the deck singing a reprise of her cringe rap song from before. This time, she wasn’t just singing to her friends, but a whole audience of ponies from Maretime Bay. The ones who had bought the smoothies and then gotten soaked were now sitting in chairs wearing pirate outfits like Sunny’s, only they had red bandanas wrapped around their heads instead of wearing a straw hat like Sunny. Izzy had also changed the lyrics of her song slightly. This time, when she raised her right foreleg to the audience, calling out… “She’s got alicorn powers!” Leading the audience to reply… “How did that happen?” She sang… “Yo ho ho! She brought us all together!” With that, Sunny’s alicorn form manifested, and this time, able to control her powers, used her magic to create an image of the Unity Crystals coming together to restore magic to the world. Seeing this, the crowd cheered as Sunny gave a bow. Pipp, Zipp, and Hitch were also watching in admiration. “Now, I think it’s really time for that happy ending.” Zipp told her two friends sitting next to her, nodding in agreement. Pipp flew to the stage and pulled out her microphone. Like Izzy, she was going to sing a reprise of her song from before with changed lyrics, as to not repeat her previous mistake. “You’re a pirate, looking lit, just believe it!” she sang to the tune of Let Out Your Light. “Alright to be, on the sea, can’t you see it? Oh-whoa-hoooo, oh yo ho, ho! Show off…what you got! On this…fancy yacht!” This time, the crowd was very pleased with Pipp’s performance and started clapping. Everything Pipp had done for them on this cruise from the ride, to the pirate outfits, to the entertainment was free of charge. One pony even put a bag of gold coins at Pipp’s hooves. Pipp smiled and shed a small tear of joy. “You see now, Pipp?” a proud Sunny asked. “That’s how we use entertainment to bring ponies together! Summer’s not about buying or selling products! The true meaning of summer is about spending time with each other!” “Wait, isn’t that the true meaning of Winter Wishday?” Izzy remarked, causing her four friends to laugh. “It’s the true meaning of life, Izzy, does that answer your question?” Sunny replied, partly joking, partly serious. Looking out at the sun that was now setting over the ocean, she mused over another part to the true meaning of her life. “Hope I’m making you proud, Dad…” she told herself in thought as a translucent image of her father, Argyle, appeared in the sky… The End Bonus Scene Still on Pipp’s yacht, Izzy got an idea for another cringe song to sing. “So, is any pony up for a song about being on a yacht?” Izzy suggested, holding her microphone. Ponies groaned in response while a familiar crab approached the microphone’s cord. "Ugh, just don't blame me if McSnipsalot can't help himself..." an unamused Hitch said.

Hey everyone, in this thread I want anypony who can to post all their jokes related to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It can be any length and about any character, format, be it lame, or just silly, good fun... Whatever works! Okay, I'll tell mine: Twilight has just gotten done with a cram-school like session in her library and decides to take a walk around Ponyville to find a friend to hang out with. She stops by Rarity's boutique, Fluttershy's creature-packed home, Pinkie Pie's candy-centric workplace/apartment, and the rest of the gang's usual hanging spots. However, her search goes in-vain until she ventures onto Apple family premises. She looks around, hoping to spot Applejack this time around, but then sees a sadistic Apple Bloom throwing a rock repeatedly against Applejack's favorite tree. On the ground, Twilight sees not to far from her Apple Bloom's Cutie mark crusaders cape and emblem on the drifty dirt beneath their hooves. Troubled, Twilight goes in closer to Apple Bloom, delivering her disgruntled "Hello," to an angry AppleBloom. Apple Bloom replies, "Oh, Hey Twilight--" BONK, the rock hits her on the head and she is disoriented for a brief moment. Twilight consoles her head for a bit, and then inevitably asks, "What's all this Apple Bloom? This is your cutie mark crusaders cape and badge, dirtied up on the ground. What happened?" Apple Bloom resentfully turns around and begins throwing her rock again, taking her rageout on the tree. With moderate success, she knocks another object onto her head to choke away the rest of her luck. "What's zit' to you, Twi--" she grunts, stomping the remnants of the torn drapery and then throwing them again. "Did something happen between you, SweetieBelle, and Scootaloo?" Twilight pressed on, squaring her jaw while once again sampling the cloth. "Yeah, maybe... Let's just kindly say that I am no longer "a-filly-ated" with the girls and their crusadin' jive." Twilight: *Blink*

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Note: Hey guys this is an opinion just like the title says and I am using sarcasm on my opinion to entertain others. Warning this will trigger anyone who is within the idiotic masses of the gaming community. Sorry, that is how I roll! So, enjoy! Now then, on with the topic! Onto explaining why the gaming community is a joke! So, the reason is that we have people who think they are someone special when they get the game on launch date. Clearly they are not and making themselves look more of an idiotic sheep. Just wait for the game to be reviewed and do not get the freakin pre-order for gosh sake. Especially the DLC, which is the cancer towards gaming. Why, well is the idiotic masses that keep on getting games on launch date. Camping outside and just begging to get robbed. Even the young parents are the ultimate reason why franchises like Call of Duty sucks right now and is boring. Especially the Resident Evil series that went from being horror to action based shooter. From who, well the westerners that the developers listen too. Not the original consumers that like the classic horror/thrills that games like Dead Space and other good indie horror games have (Except the ones with jump scares they suck). The reason why I quit my hobby and gaming is a hobby, not a job. That Youtubers say it is, cause they make you think its hard work. Which it isn't, anyone can take Pewdiepies or Markipliers place and do just as fine as they do. Sorry I have an opinion about them. I had to get this off my chest and if you like those Youtubers, welp sorry. Thats how the cookie crumbles, more like the gaming community is and most of the Youtubers that promote from drama by flip flopping and giving misinformation. I have a channel and all there are is liked videos I have from certain Youtubers that have common sense. Unlike Angry Joe who said he is going to take the company Nintendo to court about Mario Kart and some other games. Yet I mention on the lies that people on Youtube talk about on gaming being dead and social media. Which it isn't and they are making things even more ignorant on gaming. So, maybe from me to you. I say that every gamer should buckle down and not get the game on launch date, even freaking pre-order it. For goodness sake, why waste more money on a game that you don't know that is not good. Let alone being half baked. Gamers today focus more on graphics and less on the function of the game itself. That has become a big thing in gaming and so has digital download and why is this acceptable by you ignorant gamers in the gaming freaking community? Do you guys recall the time when you go into the game store. Pick a game to own or rent. Pay the cashier and go home to enjoy it. We didn't have to put with nonsense suck as putting another 40 or more for add-ons/weapon packs. Then I have someone telling me that gaming is getting better with the VR headset which in my opinion is not necessary to buy. If you want to get it fine. Just don't go out there and wait in line for the new game that is coming out. Just wait for the reviews to come. If its good with the mechanics, there is no bugs/glitches , and looks then by all means rent or buy the game. Then if you play it and functions well. Then enjoy it. Yet still we have these nerds on Youtube in the comment section going. "Well I bought it first and I feel like I am not getting something. So I have to get on the internet and complain. *Mimics key board typing* MOM!MOM! This game isn't what it was suppose to be like they said MOM! IT BS! ITS BS!!" Ha ha ha ha. Are you freaking joking me! XD

....I thought maybe you could probably put something hilarious below. Could be anything, literally ANYTHING, and yes, you can even put funniest MLP stuff below. And oh, Home Alone are accepted in this thread and funniest movie/TV quotes, too. Memes, puns, and jokes, too. And you can even put your own jokes here. And yes, you can tell us the funniest stories that ever happened to you, your friends, family and everyone else. I mean, who wouldn't love comedy at Christmas/Hearth's Warming? So GO AHEAD! MAKE US LAUGH, amigo! "Laughter is the best medicine" -someone who I don't know the name of. Who am I, Shakespeare? (/joke)

I couldn't seem to find any Jackie Chan love around here. So I decided to post this up. When you wanted to watch a movie with fast-paced action and comedy, but with your family? Jackie Chan movies were always there to chose from (I could be wrong there, so my apologies). I'd like to see if there are others besides me who also like Jackie Chan and his movies. If you do happen to like his movies (even if he only stars on some of them and not being involved with the production of those said films), list some of the ones you liked the most (with Jackie Chan acting in them of course).

The topic of this thread is all in the title. I searched Saturday Night Live, and was surprised to know, there wasn't an SNL thread. So, I agree that its glory will stay in the 90's. But I still find it a creative and hilarious show ro this day!!! So, post you're thoughts on SNL and if you think its gotten better/worse. Cause' we're live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!! XD

By: Windy Breeze and Co-author, Writer Rhyme. Note: This story is under hiatus in Fimfiction. That means, this story won't have chapters unless one is added in Fimfiction Chapter 1: Fleeting Breeze “It's not going to hurt if i just try, right?” Windy Breeze talked to her reflection in the mirror pool. She was told by a terrified Stormlight about Ponyville swarmed by a dozen of Pinkie Pies. She would laugh at the news if Pinkie was just a normal earth pony. She was very curious about how she could do that. After asking Spitfire permission to go back to Ponyville, she went out of the Wonderbolts Academy and went back to Ponyville. She went to the nearest house and knocked, revealing Holly Dash, who asked her why she was outside and asking that the 'Pinkie Storm' has died out. Windy gave a face of 'I dunno' mixed with an ignorant shrug. She asked where Pinkie is and Holly told her Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity took 'them' to the Town Hall. She politely thanked her by bowing her head. It turns out there are a lot of Pinkie's inside the Town Hall, watching their worst nightmare: Paint Drying. She had to admit she also hate watching pain drying, it was kinda boring, nothing to do except STARE at the paint. She had to hide herself behind the wall every time Rainbow would glance at her direction. If she was caught, she knew there will be a problem, so she decided to hide. She sighed in relief when the one Pinkie Pie in the building is the real one. Inside her thought, she knew this could be more worse than having a clone of you running around in town. Or maybe not. She followed the Main six into the Ever free, luckily avoiding every pack of Timberwolves she come across, she found herself snooping on the bearers of the elements of harmony inside a beautiful cave. In the middle of the cave is a pool of water. The Mirror Pool. The main six had left few seconds ago. She let her curiousity take over her, reaching out a hoof. She let out a sigh and decided to fight her anxiety. She quickly sank her hoof into the pool of water, expecting to reach out for something. She gasped when she felt something suddenly grab a hold of her hoof like a fish caught by a fishing hoof. She decided to pull out what's clutching her hoof. “Hey, ow, not too tight, please?” Standing infront of her was her. Windy's eyes widened in disbelief. There was her standing infront her. Windy Breeze, or she we call her Breeze let go of Windy's hoof, hissing in pain as she look at her hoof “Ouch, this is more painful than when I lost to Spitfire at hoof-wrestli-” Breeze stopped when she finally got Windy into her vision. The two stared in confusion, then Breeze decided to speak first “Am i looking at a invisible mirror?” She looked like her, she sounds like, and most importantly she knew Spitfire! Windy opened her mouth to speak, hesitant but managed to utter a few words as she felt her heart beat rapidly and faster than normal. “Are you real?” Breeze gasped in disbelief, her heart beginning to beat faster than normal. “Wh-What?” she took a step back, her eyes shrinking until it turned into a dot. Due to the amount of disbelief she got into her heart and mind, Windy's eyes rolled back into her skull and fainted. When she went back to the world of consciousness and friendship, the first she heard is her moan, then the second sound she heard is her moan, yet it didn't came from her mouth. ..... The 'Pinkie Storm' and the Mirror Pool went back into her mind. She quickly opened her eyes, making an eye contact with two pairs of cyan eyes. She quickly realized both of them fainted. “So this IS real?” She and Breeze muttered in unison. Before Breeze could say more to express her disbelief, Windy stood up. “I can't believe it worked!” she yelled enthusiastically, looking down at Breeze with a excitement “You might be a clone but you had life inside that magical body!” she grabbed a hold of Breeze and made her stood up, the latter very confused of her current situation “What should i call you? ” Windy pondered for a few seconds before giving her a name “Oh, how about Flitting Breeze!?” “Hmm, that sounds... perfect” Breeze, now named Flitting Breeze agreed “But can you tell me where am i and why you look like me?” “Forget about it, let's go back to Ponyville, Flit!” Before Flitting could protest, Windy grab a hold of her hoof and dashed into the Everfree Forest. “Hey, ow! I might not be Rarity but this is still considered ru-Ow!” Flitting was interrupted by a tree branch slapping her face. She was about to open her mouth when another branch hit her. She decided to be silent. She should atleast made plans for her newly born twin. Windy had just realized everyone in Ponyville had just recovered from the 'Pinkie Swarming' and will most likely react badly seeing two Windy Breeze's emerge from the Everfree Forest and the Main Six will come in and... No, she won't allow that to happen! Before she could say anything, Fleeting voiced her worries which disturbingly the same as hers “I don't think the town will greet us with open hooves if they saw two pegasi with the same color, mane, tail, eye, wing, and cutie mark coming out of the Everfree Forest” “I agree. Let's think of something that can help us not stood out of the 'crowd'” Flitting nodded. The two stood thinking until Flitting got an idea. “How about changing my manestyle and tell the ponies that I'm a long lost twin of yours?” “Good idea you got there, Flitting” Windy beamed, pointing at a nearby bush “just go behind the bush and I shall start 'changing' your mane” It was a terrible day for Ire Heaven. She would rather live under Nightmare Moon's reign than witnessing Ponyville being attacked by a horde of Pinkie's who had no idea what privacy is. She decided to go into the Everfree and punch something with her hooves. As she walk towards the said forest, she heard a pair of voices. Very.Similar.Voices. “It's done!” Ire heard a gasped from the same speaker “I loved it!” Ire rolled her eyes, muttering “First Pinkie being too many Pinkie, now Windy now has imaginary friend, what's more?” she approached where the source came from, from behind a bush. She hold the bush aside to glare.at.a.two.Windy's.bonding as if they didn't even seem to care they look the same. Ire's eyes twitched, turn tail and screamed in frustration.

A silly little project I doing. This is my first serious effort at a story. it is sure to turn out interesting. I would love to hear comments on it. Currently 2 chapters are out. Even though this is based on Fallout Equestria, this won't be anywhere near as violent as the original. This story will always be T. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/292606/fallout-equestria-black-cat Break Point is a simple earth pony that wants a simple, easy, and safe, not dangerous in anyway whatsoever, life. Unfortunately, this is shattered when she accidentally causes the death of the son of Cosa Nostra, a powerful and dangerous crime lord that rules her town with an iron hoof. Now she must find a way to survive in the Equestrian Wasteland, a place that tears weak ponies like her to shreds. Little did she know that she would become the powerful and feared figure known as the Black Cat. A crossover between MLP, Fallout Equestria, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Based on Kkat's Fallout Equestria. This is set 50 years before Littlepip started her adventures. Wonderful cover art by ShimmerKoi. Thanks to GreyGuardPony for prereading this.

This artwork is coming soon enjoy !

Hello. I have decided to try my hand at fanfiction again. It's been awhile. I thought it would be fun to do a MST3K fic again. Presenting Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater! Staring...The Doctor and Ditzy Doo! You can find it here. Today's story is The Moon's Wrath by Dolphy Blue Drake Synopsis: Small Dragons, Big Hearts: Unity is Power: S1E01—In a world where every pony is a dragon, every dragon is a pony, and all genders are reversed, even the most well-known stories of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic can turn out far differently. Join Nightfall Sheen and Wishful Legend—the counterparts to Twilight Sparkle and Spike—to find out just how much of a difference swapping genders and race really makes, even in the story that started it all. Chapter 32 is done. Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 If you have a fanfic recommendation, comments, or criticisms please leave a comment or PM. Please NO clop or fanfiction with extreme violence. I am not going to do those at all. I doing a more family friendly series and it is going to be relatively clean. Besides everyone else does them. I hope you enjoy it!

A mysterious swan annoys Celestia to no end. A Fanfiction by: The Abyss Narrated by yours truly, complete with music and sound effects. I hope you enjoy!

Story Description: When Trixie makes a lewd remark to Starlight Glimmer during their 'medal of honor' celebration, Starlight blasts the showmare into the next room in an effort to shut her up. Sadly, her efforts send not only Trixie to the next dimension but also Princess Luna. While Starlight is panicking back in Equestria, Trixie and Luna discover that they did not turn into humans upon passing through the mirror portal. Instead, they are now fillies. Saturdays suck. ===== This was a fun one to do, I must say. EDIT: I seem to have lost track of the 'embed' button for youtube videos here on these forums... where did it go?

Along with RWBY there's another show from Rooster Teeth that I enjoy and felt deserved it's thread Camp Camp. Three kids, Max, Neil and Nikki, spent the summer vacation at a dysfunctional campsite called 'Camp Campbell' which is currently in the hands the camp counselors, the overly cheerful David and the less optimistic Gwen. - Source IMDB **The show does have a fair bit of cussing..if you're not the kind of person who enjoys that kind of stuff this isn't the show for you**

DDLC is an American-made "anime" dating sim (where anon guy tries to romance cartoon girls), but it's also one of the better ones I've played. The writing is really funny and clever, somewhat MLP-like. In fact, even though there's only four girls, they remind me alot of the Mane Six. The game drags at first, but it gets pretty story heavy later on. Also, there are major spoilers floating around online so it's best to play it flying blind to get the full effect. Even if you're not into anime or dating sims, it's still pretty funny, downright hysterical at times. Also, if you're worried about inappropriate content, it's pretty PG-13. No sex/nudity, etc. You can actually download it for free but I'm not gonna post the link here cause reasons. Minor spoilers below:

"Idiocracy" is a science fiction movie set in a commercialised world where most people have become very unintelligent to an amusing and catastrophic extent. It involves two or three people trying to survive in that kind of world and its dirty, broken society. Due to the future society's ridiculous behaviours, I really enjoyed this movie very much. What about you -- what do you think of that movie?

What do you guys think about these creepy Friends fan theories circulating around internet? .. Btw, this is only for fun and discussion so please dont get pissed off. Let me know ur opinion..