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Pre-write: Wow, I've made these store stories into a series! I wanna thank all the Bronies/Pegasisters out there for inspiring me to tell more. All my newer stories will have this sort of layout, so they are much more explanatory, not just a conversation line and a backstory. OK, as we know, I've met several crazy mother about their daughters, but today, I tell you about the Crazy Father I met at a Big K-Mart Mall. Story: I'm browsing a humongous, pink, My Little Pony ailse looking for the latest set with Luna in it. along the way, I see a nine-year-old kid there, and Ask him what he's doing. (bold italics - me, italics - him.) "Hey, are you a brony, too?" "Nah, I'm just picking out a toy for my sister..." "Oh, Just wondering. Kinda rare to see bronies in pony ailses these days, trying to find one to talk with... ya know." "Yeah. Well, since you mention it, I am a brony, too..." *blushes as if he is embarrassed* "Oh, cool! I've came across a lot of people who don't like bronies, but it's good to see a confident one much younger than me." "Yeah... Who is the best pony?" "Rainbow Dash, of course!" "YES! I don't know why people like the others so much." *So, we ramble on about Rainbow for a bit, talk about bronydom, brohoof (A lot), so on, so forth... Until his father shows up... - his father is in italics now, but I'll signal whe his son steps up. "Hey, you! What are you doing with my son!" "Talking about My Little Pony... I heard he was a brony himself." "What!?" -As it turns out, he was a closet brony about to onfess to his father- a choice I made with my mom a while ago... "Yeah, he was talking about Ponies, how he watches the show, ya know?" "He likes Ponies? *Grumbles*" Son: "Dad, I've been watching it for a while, I just didn't tell you because I didn't know how you'd feel... I'm sorry..." Dad: "Put the pony back, we are going home to talk about this! I will not tolerate my son liking stupid technicolor ponies (He's inteligent enough to know that? Wow.)" "Sir, I don't think there's anything wrong with liking ponies, it's just a fanchise." "Look, kid, I don't know who you are, but don't talk about my son. I will not have him liking My Little Ponies. ESPECIALLY rainbow ones!" "Again, there's nothing wrong with it..." "Yes there is! I will not have a future man disgrace masculinity with ponies! nobody likes My Little Ponies who is a guy! You homosexual Pr k! "sir, please watch the language! I've went through this before, I don't want to again!" "aww, did I make you sad? Get out, Homo!" "sir, I hope you very well realize that by calling me a homo because I like ponies means you are calling your son one, and my Girlfriend is here with me right now. I can go get her, if you'd wish." "Go get her, prove you aren't homo." *about 1 or 2 minutes later* Now, this time I brought her into it, which was probably not a good idea, but it's for the sake of the language. "oh, so you DO have a mate, or is it just a hoax?!" "Are you joking?" "No! You could be lying! Kiss." "I won't kiss just to satisfy you, that's not only wrong, but just rude. Especially since I have to kiss in front of a child!" "Looks like you're homo after all! why don't you go and (Censored, because of the man's privacy, and his sad life)" *SWAG.MOV time, again (I love doing this) * "Ha, yeah, why don't you go screw yourself, you sad redneck b tch! HURHURHURHURHUR! *me and her together*, Su-WAG!" "OH, so you're secretly gay? knew it." "Heh, SWAG." Of course, Walking away wasn't easy, but it was fun. It's always good to Swag it out. Especially on these idiots I come across. By the way, about me and her-- We don't kiss. it seems stupid, instead we just hug. You may think that's weird, but it's lighthearted. I mean, really, I'm not a masculine person. Showin' of the Swag is Fun, especially in front of stupid parents. I hope his kid Bronies on, and doesn't worry about pressure. that's the future of bronies right there, ya know? Anyways, Keep calm and brony on. Don't let old homosexual insults get you, they are just unclever and unoriginal, not to mention immature. If I was gay, it really wouldn't matter, right? Brohoof /) Top number of people reading at 1 time - 16 -Want more of my life stories? I've got 9 more.