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Since Disney owns the rights to Fox Studios, now, surely that means they have the movie rights to X-Men and Deadpool (and any other Marvel IP's that Fox has made movies out of), and thus can have them in the cinematic universe.

Hello once more and this is it! The final chapter is here!!! im sorry it took long to write it out,I had to think on it hard! Deadpool Kills the DC Universe A Universe Divided Chapter 3 *DISCLAIMER* I don’t own this characters,they belong to there respected owners. *As Deadpool leaves Themyscira in ashes he flies toward the Watchtower in space* Deadpool: Damn,I hate green! Deadpool Voice 1:Can it change colors? Deadpool voice 2:No you idiot,there is only yellow and green! Deadpool voice 1:But what if there’s a red lantern! Deadpool voice 2:Impossible! Deadpool:Hey Guys,If were gonna stop these jerks we have to work together capeesh? *Deadpool gets hit by the JLA Javelin* Deadpool: OW!!! Watch where your going dumba- *The Driver shoots Deadpool and he falls over,but Deadpool starts to fly again.* Deadpool: Damn,are we public enemy #1? *Cyborg flying the Javelin aims all weapons at deadpool* Cyborg: Are you the one who destroyed Star City?!? *Deadpool makes a microphone* Deadpool: Indeed! Deadpool voice 2: We are a complete idiot... Cyborg: I WILL AVENGE YOU GUYS!!! Batman:Cyborg! Control yourself! He wants you to try to kill him! Cyborg: *heavy,angered breathing* You’re right batman. What do we do? *Batman examining Deadpool* Batman:We will- Robin: BATMAN!!! *deadpool fires a SAM missile at them* Deadpool:Sayonara A-Holes!!! *Superman flies and chokes Deadpool* Superman: How could you kill my friends? Deadpool: *ack* sorry pal,I have to... Superman: FOR WHAT?!? Deadpool: I’m not gonna tell you... Deadpool voice 1:oh... Deadpool voice 2:crap. *Superman Flies straight down with deadpool until the hit the ground then Superman punches Deadpool all the way to Metropolis,deadpool lands on the Dailyplanet globe* Deadpool:Oh God....my spine...*straightening spine* oh man!!! That hurts. Deadpool voice 2: here he comes... Superman: What do you have to say for yourself Mister? *Deadpool roundhouse Kicks Superman,But his foot and shin brakes* Deadpool: OH GOD!!! Your stronger than Colossus! *Superman looks at deadpool intensely* Superman: you must’ve never heard of me.Sorry I have to do this,but I’m not gonna risk having my friends killed by a psychopath. *Superman uses his heat vision on Deadpool,then after he melts deadpools eyes and brain to mush,he drops Deadpool on the roof.* Superman:It’s finished. Deadpool: S-save... Superman: How?!? Save who?!? Deadpool: MARTHA!!! They will kill M-martha!!! *Superman looks at deadpool intensely then he snaps Deadpools neck* Deadpool: Your attempting to kill me like Zod? HA! Superman: You are not human! You’re a sick psychopath! *Deadpool twists neck around* Deadpool: So what boyscout. *Superman grabs Deadpool and slams him through the daily planet,going through repetitive floors he then throws Deadpool Into space.Deadpool soon flies into a Space bar...* Lobo: And then I said to ‘Im,”P*ss off boyscout!” *Everyone is laughing at Lobos joke until deadpool crashes into Lobos Spacehog* Deadpool: Daaaaamn!!!! How far did he throw us? Lobo: ‘Ey dumbasz! *Deadpool looks at lobo* Lobo:Did you dent my baby? Deadpool: Shi- *Lobo grabs Deadpool with his hook and chain.* Lobo: Who are you and why are ya here? *Deadpool points at Superman in the distance* Lobo: It’s the boyscout! *Lobo wraps Deadpool in his chain* Lobo: ‘Ey it’s supes! Ready for another round of Kickasz!?! Superman: Lobo I don’t have time for this. Lobo: Aw why not? Superman: I don’t have time for games! Lobo: I do! *lobo jumps onto Superman,and they start fighting.Meanwhile deadpool escapes by flying onto lobos bike* Deadpool voice 1: Awesome we stole a space bikers motorcycle and got away with it! Deadpool voice 2:We will regret this later... Deadpool:Nah! Now let’s go to the space station! *deadpool flies for an hour until a strange green orb grabs Deadpool and carries him to Oa,home of the green lanterns.* Deadpool: I’m gonna puke,there’s to much green! Deadpool voice 2: Wait is that? Deadpool voice 1: Oh you owe me big time! I was right,there are other colors! Deadpool voice 2:Crap... *The orb places Deadpool in the center of the green court,but it’s not just the green lanterns,it’s all the lanterns* Guardian 1: Wade Wilson! You are stand before us today because you have killed the Green Lanterns of Earth. Guardian 3:We have seen what you will do in the future,and we must destroy you once and for all. Deadpool voice 2:They think that they can kill us? Deadpool voice 1:Shhhh it’s getting tense! Guardian 2:With all the lanterns powers combined,we will destroy you! *All the lanterns are combining their lantern powers together that can reduce even Doomsday to ash.* Deadpool voice 2: What are we gonna do?!? *Deadpool looks around,and notices the central battery.Its pulsing with more energy than 100 nuclear power plants.Then,deadpool had an idea* Deadpool voice 1: That’s it! Deadpool voice 2: great idea! Deadpool: Let’s do this! Reader,if I die,remember me! *As soon as they fire the ray,Deadpool teleports out of his shackles and quickly makes a heart shaped mirror then reflects the Ray towards the core* Deadpool: Psyche!!! Guardian 1:NO! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?! Deadpool:Yes! *Grabs everyone into a huge orb* Atrocitus: HIS WILL IS TO DAMN STRONG!!! *Deadpool releases the orb as soon as the reactor blows up* Superman: ENOUGH!!! *slams Lobo Into wall* Lobo: heh...do all you want boy scout,I can’t die...ARGH!!! *Superman melts lobos eyes and brain then throws him into the sun* BOOM!!!!!! *Superman turns and sees that Oa has exploded,as soon as he gets there,Oa has vanished...only an knocked out deadpool.Superman,whom Is furious,he takes deadpool to the Watchtower.There he is locked up with Amazo,Doomsday,Darkseid,and Joker.* Joker: Wake up! God dang it wake up!!! Deadpool: Oh crap! I dreamt that I blew up a planet! Deadpool voice2: we did that. Deadpool: Really that’s awesome! Joker: and I thought I was crazy... *deadpool turns* Deadpool: AGH!!! It’s It!!! Deadpool voice 1: Nah he’d be dancing if it was It. Joker: *Laughing* It? That clowns got nothing on me! Deadpool: How did I get locked up with Joker,Thanos,A giant rock monster,and a wrestler in yellow and green tights?!? Amazo: You want out? Deadpool: Of course Dumb A**! Amazo: I’ll help ya...if ya get us out. Deadpool: Deal! But first,you guys got to distract supes while I destroy these a-holes! *Amazo,Joker,Darkseid,And Doomsday make a deal and develop a plan.* Deadpool: is all I gotta do is to walk out the laser door cell because I can’t die,I kill the guard and take his passcode,and help all you guys out. Amazo: Exactly Darkseid: Dont Fail is deadpool,or you’ll regret it: Joker: No pressure pal! *Deadpool walks through the laser grid,and the guards see him.* Guard 1: Dammit Prisoner Red is out! Fire! *Deadpool jumps behind a crate* Deadpool: Dang Superman! He took my gear! Deadpool voice 2: Time for brains then...if we have any. *deadpool jumps onto a guard,steals his rifle and shoots the other guards. He grabs the passcode and types it in the computer and all of DCs villains come out.* Amazo: All right guys let’s go kill these super jerks ! *they are attempting to bust down the door* Cyborg: Batman! A riot in the cells! Batman: Dammit!!!*turns on intercom* Batman on intercom: ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF THE WATCHTOWER,A RIOT HAS BEGUN IN THE DETENTION CELLS,ALL HANDS ON DECK TO ASSIST IMMEDIATELY!!!! *The door opens and a war starts out between all the heroes and villains of the DC universe!* Deadpool: now where is is the armory... Deadpool voice 1: armory? Deadpool voice 2: Yes an armory. Deadpool voice 1: Why? Deadpool: FOUND IT!!! Deadpool: *reads* Batman’s storage...*gasp* Deadpool voice 1&2: BATMANS ARMORY!!!!!! *Deadpool shoots the computer that is locking the door and the door opens* Deadpool: Damn bats,it’s a mini batcave in here! Deadpool voice 1: Take it all!!! *deadpool grabs a variety of weapons and gadgets along with armor* Deadpool: I think we’re ready! *deadpool looks up* Deadpool: oh we are taking that! *deadpool jumps into the armor suit* Deadpool: So how do we activate? Deadpool voice 1: push all the buttons! Deadpool voice 2: or turn the key. *deadpool turns the key.* Hellbat Armor: Hellbat online. Activating weapons. Displaying HUD. Preparing Kryptonite..............Welcome Mr.Wayne. Deadpool:I’m in love... Batman: *Throws batarang at joker* I think we’re weakening them! *deadpool jumps out from the floor,killing the Wonder Twins* Deadpool: SUPRISE MUTHAF***ERS!!!! Batman: There’s only one way to settle this. Cyborg follow me! Cyborg: Right away! *Batman and cyborg walk into the watchtowers control room* Batman: Cyborg,we have to destroy the watchtower. Cyborg: We can defeat them Batman! Batman: no we can’t! Not when he’s wearing my hellbat armor! That armor is meant to takedown Darkseid and his army,its armed with kryptonite,and has over 100 features to stop any enemy. Cyborg: Damn Batman... all right I’ll self destruct the base... Batman: not yet,I’ll tell you when! Stay here! Deadpool: *Singing let the bodies hit the floor whilst destroying some of the minor DC characters.* Deadpool: -Hit the....FLOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!! *spinning around activating flamethrowers* Batman: *Pushes button* Alfred self destruct the Hellbat! Alfred: Right away sir.*Pushes button* Deadpool: This is fun! Hellbat: self destructing in 5...4... Deadpool: oh SH**!!!!! Hellbat: 3...2...1...goodbye Mr.Wayne. Kabam!!!! *huge crater is in the Watchtower,multiple people flying out And dying* Batman: Cyborg,activate the force field! *cyborg activates the force field and the vacuum stops* *the rest of the heroes look at deadpools dismembered body.* Superman: do you think he’s dead Bruce? Aquaman: *Pokes deadpool* he’s more dead than my father that’s for sure. Batman: he should be,no one can survive that. Superman: he’s not dead... Batman: How? Superman: he’s immortal and cursed to live for an eternity. Batman: We have to remove the curse as soon as possible,is Dr.Fate and Zatana still here? Dr.Fate: Yes Batman,ill see what I can do to remove this curse. Zatana,come help. *Dr.Fate and Zatana are attempting to remove Deadpools curse of immortality* *In Deadpools head* Death: Wake up Wade. Deadpool: Huh? Oh hey babe. Death: why are you here? You’re not dead. Deadpool: not yet at least. Death: Wade,pull yourself together. Deadpool: I don’t want to leave! Death: Your mission isn’t done yet. Deadpool: Aw Shi- *Deadpool wakes up but still dismembered * Deadpool: T! Oh Dammit I’m still alive! Atom: It is Impossible! Zatana: *barfs* Dr.Fate: Oh dear God... Batman: *picks up head* Why are you here? Deadpool: isn’t it quite obvious? I wanted your help! Batman: Help you?!? For what?!? Deadpool: These people are gonna kill my mom,her names Martha. Batman: *Stares intensly* F*** you! *Throws Deadpools head and Deadpools body catches it* Deadpool: Not gonna happen Batsy! *reattaches head* Superman: Time to finish this! *flies at super speed towards Deadpool.Deadpool pulls out a knife and stabs Superman in the heart.* Superman: K-krypt-onite... *Deadpool puts a kryptonite grenade into Superman’s heart and explodes into a bloody mess* *Batman,Supergirl,Atom,Aquaman,Cyborg,Dr.Fate,Zatana,Superboy,Shazam,Teen Titans,Partially the Doom Patrol,Red Hood,Deadman,booster gold, yell in anger and rush toward Deadpool.* Deadpool: We are... Deadpool voice 1:So Deadpool voice 2: Fu**ed *Deadpool runs as fast as he can,avoiding grenades,bullets,lasers,knives,batarangs,and more* Deadpool: Sh**,sh**,sh**,sh**!!!!! *deadpool runs into the control room* Deadpool: What are we gonna do?!? Deadpool voice 1: Push that big red button! Deadpool voice 2: Hurry! Push it!! *as soon as they open the door Deadpool pushes the button* Batman: No!!! *An explosion that is equivalent to 50 nukes goes off,then the watchtower falls towards Gotham.* Batman: I don’t know who you are but I will find a way to kill you!!!!!! *Strangles deadpool* Cyborg: Everyone! Get to the javelins! *The Watchtower is falling rapidly and flips to its side* Cyborg: Crap! We’re not gonna make it! Dr.Fate: I’ll create a portal to-*Clonk* Doomsday: AGGHHH!!!!!!! Cyborg: aw hell naw!!! Batman: *punch* you’ve killed my friends! *punch* you’ve stole my equipment! *punch* your a genocidal psychopath!!!! You deserve death! Deadpool *cough* You’ve got that right! *punch* *The Watchtower collides into Wayne enterprises* *a few hours later news reporters go to the scene* Vicki Vale: We’ve arrived at the scene and it’s the JLA Watchtower that has collided into Wayne Enterprises,no bodies were found yet,but we expect that the JLA is dead. *batman crawls out* Batman: Alfred...I’m injured,please call the Batmobile here.... Alfred: Right away sir! I’ll prepare the med lab for you. Damian: Alfred is my dad ok? Alfred: I don’t know master Damian,but he’s injured from the crash. *A meteor crashes by Wayne manor* Nightwing: Alfred,I’m going to check out the meteor with batgirl. Alfred: Be careful master Dick. Batgirl: do you think Bruce is ok dick? Nightwing: of course! He’s Batman! Batgirl: but how did the Watchtower explode? Nightwing: I have no idea. *the see the crater,but nothing was in it.* Nightwing: there’s nothing here... *Ace barks in the distance,then gets shot* Both: ACE! *Damian stares out the window,wondering if Bruce is ok* Deadpool: *whispers* ok where’s that clock... Deadpool voice 1: clock? Deadpool voice 2: the clock has the batcave entrance behind it. Deadpool voice 1:ohh Deadpool: found it! *Deadpool goes into the batcave,and sees Alfred.* Deadpool: old man ahead...*sneaks* *deadpool points pistol at Alfred’s head* Is this where Bat boy lives? Alfred: Ah,so you managed to find the Batcave. Tea? It’s chamomile. Deadpool: No! I want to know how to blow up this s***-hole! Alfred: May I recommend the toilet? Deadpool: *trying not to laugh* N-no! Alfred: Oh well. If you are going to blow this place up,you have to figure it out. Deadpool: Your distracting me! Alfred: I beg your pardon? Deadpool: Zip it old man! *Pulls grenade pin* its time for... Damian,Batgirl,And Nightwing: Stop Right there! *Damian throws a batarang at the grenade,and the grenade explodes in Deadpools hand,causing Alfred to die.* Nightwing: You idiot! That was a impact grenade! Alfred’s dead because of you! *deadpool shoots nightwing in the head* Deadpool: Blah,blah,blah! You were a boring character anyways! Damian: YOU SONUVAB**CH!!!! *Grabs staff* Batgirl: DAMIAN!!! *Deadpool stabs Damian with his katana* Deadpool Voice 1: WE KILLED A CHILD!!! Deadpool voice 2: This will hurt our resume.... Batgirl: I HATE YOU!!!!!! Deadpool: *flips batgirl over and falls of the railing onto the floor* OOOHH.....!!!! That’s gotta hurt! Deadpool: *looks over* Hey...uh... are you dead? *Batgirl flips Deadpool off* Deadpool: ok she’s dead...God I hope that wasn’t sexist. Deadpool voice 2: we should blow this place up. Deadpool voice 1: YAY!!! *Deadpool looks around and finds some bat-C4 and sprays it on the roof along with more C4* Deadpool: Perfecto! *runs outside * 3! Deadpool voice 2:2! Deadpool voice 1: 1!!! *as the batcave explodes,Wayne Manor caves into the batcave.batman looks and sees the explosion* Batman: NO!!! *batman cracks and fixes his bones and wraps his wound up so he can get revenge.* Deadpool: *Singing Burn Baby Burn* *supergirl flies in and grabs Deadpool* Supergirl: Why did you kill Kal?!? Deadpool: Who? Supergirl: SUPERMAN MY COUSIN!!! Deadpool: ohh...he tried to kill me!!! *supergirl tells and throws Deadpool into the rubble,and as she flies down to kill him,she grows weak because of the spreaders kryptonite that was in the batcave* Deadpool: Aww her weakness is jewelry! Deadpool voice 2: now that’s sexist... Deadpool: oh...uhm... goodbye! *blam* Deadpool: So,is our mission done? Batman: NO. Deadpool: *Turns and sees Batman* WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE?!? Batman: I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!!! *Batman lunges at deadpool,bloodlusted and adrenaline fueled,he doesn’t care what happens now. Batman beats down deadpool with all of him martial art skills,weapon skills,the environment and literary beats Deadpool to a pulp.* Batman: YOUVE TAKEN EVERYTHING THAT I EVER LOVED!!!! WHAT DO YOU LOVE DEADPOOL?!? WHAT IF I KILLED EVERYTHING YOU LOVED?!? Deadpool: Heh...that’s funny....I don’t love anything except Death.... *Enraged Batman beats Deadpools head to a mere mush.then he stops* Batman: *Sits on a metal chair,and starts to cry* kill me deadpool. All I loved is gone. I don’t want to live no more....please... Deadpool: *pulls out double katanas and cuts Batman’s head off,then a loud clap of thunder is heard,all of DCs heroes and villains are dead.then...* The One: congratulations Wade Wilson. You have killed this Universe that was full of darkness,where the heroes are close to villainy. And thanks to you Deadpool,you stopped a War,a war about your universe and this universe. I know make you my herald of the Marv- Stan Lee: Hold up there pal! Deadpool: What? Stan Lee: Do your saying that in this comic you wrote,you killed every single member of the Justice League and The rest of the DC Universe? Deadpool: Yes! Were you not paying attention? Stan Lee: Yes I was paying attention,I’m saying that I like it!!! It will make a Fantastic comic series that will make Marvel,and Deadpool better! Though it needs some tweaks but I’ll make it work,I’ll get my workers and have ‘em right it out how it should have been! Deadpool: just don’t mess it up Stan! Stan Lee: I wouldn’t mess it up! Have a great day Mr.Wilson! Deadpool: Too bad I didn’t kill the DC universe though. Maybe one day it will happen. Deathstroke: *on a building* It just might happen Wade... THE END! Be on the look out for... Dead Man Wilson! (Old Man Logan Deadpool fanfic series) Forgot to mention since RoosterTeeth is done with RvB (I think) I’m gonna start a fanfic about a newer RvB series! Im calling it Red vs Blue:The Sequels (or something)

Ok. This is extremely obvious,but if you have no idea who deadpool is...then where have you been? You are missing out on this! but other than that,we will be asking our favorite mercenary,none other than....*drumroll* the one and only! the regerating degenerate! the merc with a mouth! DEADPOOL!!!! Hello people of the internet! I am here to ask you questions! What? What do you mean that I...*turns around* What if they ask me stupid crap? There’s what? Ooh ok I’ll play this game with them...ok I’ll answer your questions...only because there is a unlimited Spanish food bar after this! But I’m here with my good buddy Cable and we’ll answer your questions. Sadly,no matter how ridiculous they are! So ask away my “friends”! I will kill you after this Wade... Ssshhhh!!!! The viewers are about to ask! Feel free to ask Deadpool and Cable whatever you wa- Shut up dude!!! FINE! Just limit vulgarity ok?

Note:I’ve already written this in my notes if you want another please tell me! Deadpool Kills the DC Universe A Universe Divided part 2 DISCLAIMER: I do not own the right to these characters, this fan fiction is only meant for fun and entertainment,it is not to be takes seriously.(unless you agree with me that Deadpool can kill the dc universe). Deadpool: WOW this town is cleaner than Manhattan! Deadpool Voice 1: you can eat off this concrete! Deadpool Voice 2: I wouldn’t recommend that... Deadpool:Anyways our first priority is to find some decent Mexican food! Let’s see... Deadpool voice 1: Look a random stranger let’s ask him! Deadpool:Great idea! [Deadpool approaches the figure wearing a trench coat] Deadpool: hey random stranger,know a place where I can get some decent Mexican food in town? ???: get away from me freak! Deadpool:that’s not very nice...wait why are you wearing goggles? ???: I might as well freeze you now so you won’t bother me later! Deadpool&both voices:FREEZE? [The Man freezes deadpools feet] ???:HA! You’ll stay there until I finish my job! [The Flash comes running towards the figure] Flash:Captain Cold! I thought you were in prison! Captain Cold: yeah? Well newsflash I’m out! Deadpool: Captain Cold? Pfft even Bob had a better villain name than you! Captain Cold: You shut up or I’ll—!! Flash:you’ll do nothing! You trapped this innocent bystander in ice! Deadpool voice 1: INNOCENT BYSTANDER?!? Deadpool voice 2: Maybe he hasn’t heard of us. Deadpool voice 1:true true Captain Cold: Say Freeze,Fla—- [Flash slows down time to a stop] Deadpool:Woaaahhh Flash:WHAT? You can move fast as well?!? Deadpool voice 1: that watch doohickey that Stretchy-pants gave us!* see previous issue Deadpool:That is it! Flash thinking: this man is an idiot,he’s talking to no one!Anyways gotta take care of Captain Co- Flash:WHAT? [flash sees Captain colds head cut off and C4 strapped to his chest] Deadpool:what? I killed your enemy! Flash:you weren’t supposed to KILL HIM!!! You strapped C4 to his chest too?!?!? Deadpool:Yess....? Flash: How could you?!? You are a sick man,you deserve prison! [deadpool pushes the time stopping device] Deadpool: you want a fight,lightning boy? Well, you got one! Flash:I have no idea how you can stop time,but I will put you in a prison! [Deadpool and Flash fight each other for a few minutes,verbally and physically.But finally the fight came to an end.] Flash:*Heavy breathing* I don’t understand, I hit you literally a million times in the key pressure points in the human body,and yet, your still alive and not even injured.how? Deadpool: *straightening jaw* OH MAMA THAT HURT! But my explanation is simple.*Deadpool pulls out a .50cal desert eagle* Deadpool: I am cursed to be immortal and I can’t die. Flash:We can help you, remove this curse! Deadpool: nice try flash.*Cocks desert eagle* I love being how I am! *BLAM* [the town watches in horror that the flash has been killed] Man 1: No the flash is dead! Woman1: Kill the Red man! Deadpool voice 1&2: We need to leave now! [deadpool steals a vehicle from a citizen] Deadpool: dang I never thought he was a big deal! [an arrow hits the cars hood] Deadpool voice 2: an arrow? Deadpool voice 1: HAWKEYE?!? [the arrow starts beeping rapidly] Deadpool: oh Deadpool voice1&2: Shi— *KABOOM* [deadpool flings out the windshield] *Crack*! Deadpool:oh man I’ll feel that in the morning! Arrow: You killed flash! Deadpool: yeah yeah I know big deal! Arrow: A BIG DEAL? He was my friend! Speedy:And mine! Artemis:mine as well Deadpool:dang that’s a lot of pointy sticks. Arrow:Ready,aim... *Deadpool readys his katanas* Arrow:FIRE!!! *Deadpool teleports behind speedy and kills him by slicing him in half* Arrow:SPEEDY!!! *Artemis shoots a net arrow at deadpool* Deadpool: dang I’m stuck! Arrow: I will avenge Barry!!! Deadpool:BAMF!!! *Deadpool teleports begins Artemis and steals an explosive arrow,then activates it and stabs her in the eye with it* Artemis:AAAGH *pulls it out and throws it at deadpool* *BAM* Deadpool:OW THAT WAS MY HAND! Arrow:Disgusting... *Arrow shoots an arrow at deadpool* Deadpool: HEY watch it fake Hawkeye! Arrows thoughts:Hawkeye? That sound like a name an idiot would pick. *deadpool throws a sleep gas grenade at Arrow and Artemis* Arrow:DUCK!!! *Artemis was to late to dodge,buy arrow dodged it,yet he caught a whiff* Arrow:*sleepily* no Artemis... *Deadpool throws a frag at Artemis* *Deadpool pulls a baseball bat* Deadpool:Sweet dreams,Hawkeye rip-off! *KLONK* [a few hours later in a empty warehouse surrounded by the police] [also Deadpool has been attacked frequently by flashes and arrows enemies so deadpool trapped them all in here] Police Chief: Stranger,we have you surrounded!!! Surrender the nuclear weapons and the villains along with our heroes to us!!! Deadpool:HECK NO!!! Deadpool voice 2:are we gonna nuke the town?!? Deadpool voice 1:AWESOME!!! Deadpool:Yes of course we’re gonna nuke this town!!! Arrow:You sick monster! This town has millions of innocent people! Deadpool: yeaaahhh I’m just doing this because these KNOCK OFF CHARACTERS KEPT TRYING TO KILL ME!!! Like shark man over there! King Shark:it’s king shark idiot!!! Deadpool : blah blah blah!!! Most of you guys are copying one another as well,such as yellow spandex boy and white lightning dude! Zoom: we aren’t copying each other! Godspeed: you will die for this mortal! Anyways it’s almost 12 and I am past my curfew.so I’m pushing this button right n- ???: WAIT!!!! Deadpool: what the hec—YOU!!! ???: yes it’s me...GREEN LANTERN!!! Deadpool: I will gladly kill my past with you! Arrow:Hal what’s he talking about? Green lantern:We were played by the same actor,Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool: Yes But I DONT want Ryan playing you EVER AGAIN!!! Ryan PLAYS ME FOR MY MOVIES!!!Green Lantern:Let’s do this man to man*makes a sword* Deadpool:agreed.*unsheathes katanas* [Deadpool and Green lantern have a sword fight for a while until] Deadpool:your dead Hal,give up! Green lantern: HA! All I needed to do was distract you long enough! Deadpool:for what? John Stewart:For this Deadpool! Deadpool: DANG IT YOU FREED THEM! John Stewart:Exactly,Hal districted you long enough for— Deadpool:that’s enough of that.im activating the nuke! All: NOOOOOOOO—- *KABAAAAAAM*!!!! [Wonder Woman was passing over Star City when the nuke went off] Wonder Woman:By Themyscira , what happened?!? [Wonder Woman Spots deadpool on the edge of the city,and she decides to take him to Themyscira to heal him to see if he knew,because he was still alive] Hippolyta: DIANA! You know men can’t come to Themyscira!!! Wonder Woman: I know mother but this man was still alive at Star City when it was destroyed.This man may have answers to what happened.i need to know so I can figure out who destroyed the town and warn Batman and Superman about this new threat. Hippolyta:Very Well.As soon as you get your answer drop him off somewhere. Wonder Woman:I will. [A week later] Deadpool:ugh my head...am I still regenerating? Deadpool voice 2: Well we are still dizzy from the explosions. Deadpool voice 1:And our ears are ringing a bit. Deadpool voice 2:but other than that,we’re great! Deadpool:Great!!! Let’s go get some Tacos!!! [deadpool wanders around the medical facility of Themyscira for a bit] Deadpool: Wow this place isn’t very advanced,all I see is stone,quartz and other minerals.Oh look the Exit! [Deadpool opens the door] HOLY! I AM IN HEAVEN!!! Hot Ladies are everywhere!!! Deadpool voice 1: score!!! Wonder Woman: You! [deadpool turns around] Deadpool:Hello there miss...? Deadpool voice 1: Miss Captain America? Deadpool voice 2:Shut up! If we call her something stupid we’ll ruin our chances with her! Wonder Woman: I need your help mr— Deadpool:Wade.Wade Wilson at your service! Wonder Woman:WILSON?!? [Wobder Woman throws Deadpool towards the wall and points her sword towards his neck] Wonder Woman: I don’t need your help no more,you are related to Slade Wilson! Deadpool voice 1&2: WE HAVE A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE!?!?!?! Deadpool:Woah,woah,woah,woah! I have a brother here?!? Wonder Woman:Do not play dumb man! Did you and Slade destroy Star City along with my friends!?! Deadpool:Well I have never seen my brother Slade but yes! I destroyed the city! Wonder Woman:ENOUGH!!! [Wonder Woman Slices deadpools throat] Deadpool: I have no idea why,but that actually tickled! Wonder Woman: By the Gods! How..? Deadpool:Sorry,I can’t die no matter what,and you girls are officially my enemies! *deadpool unsheathes his katanas* Let’s dance girlfriends! [Deadpool and Wonder Woman fight vigorously while killing some of the Amazons and Deadpool continually getting trapped by them he cleverly outsmarts them until] Wonder Woman: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FIGHT!!! [Wonder Woman slices Deadpool’s arms off and kicks him to the ground] Wonder Woman: I cannot kill you mortal,but I can trap you for an eternity! Deadpool:Hey! I will not be trapped by women for an eternity! Wonder Woman: You are beaten,your arms have been amputated from you body,I have won! [Deadpool rolls towards one arm and attaches it back,then grabs the other and reattaches it] Wonder Woman:By the Gods.... Amazon1:Gross... Deadpool: wait what is this in my pouch? Wonder Woman:I shall smite you demon! Deadpool:demon? Smite? A little Thor talk eh? Wonder Woman:CHAAAAAARRR— Deadpool:I wouldn’t do that if I were you! [the Amazons and Diana look at deadpool,and notice he has 15 pounds of C4 on his chest] Wonder Woman:Do it. Deadpool:Seriously? Wonder Woman:I know you won’t hurt yourself to kill us. Deadpool:Oh dang you caught me,I would never—PSYCH!!! Wonder Woman: NO YOU FOO- *KABLAM* Deadpool:ooooooooohhh man,that hurt. Deadpool voice 2:is she dead? Deadpool:hmm [deadpool checks her pulse] Deadpool:Nope we will kill her when she wakes up. [Wonder Woman looks at deadpool hazily,then stands up to protect her mother] Wonder Woman: *cough,cough* I must protect my mother! [Wonder Woman runs through the halls,they were filled with dead Amazonians.Then finally she sees Deadpool,on her mother’s throne] Deadpool: oh hey! I’ve been in here for about an hour or so.So how are you holding up? Wonder Woman:YOU HAVE DEFILED THEMYSCIRA WITH YOUR DEATHFUL LUSTS!!! I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO CUT YOU TO PIECES!!! Deadpool: as much as I’d like that but now,I’m gonna hafta kill you! Unless you surrender your island to me I’ll spare your queen! [Diana looked and saw her mother was wrapped in the Lasso Of Thruth,deadpool must have taken it while she was unconscious] Wonder Woman: You are a demon. Deadpool: A handsome,witty,demon perhaps? Wonder Woman:No,and I will not surrender Themyscira to a man like you! Deadpool:Oh well.*BLAM* Wonder Woman: MOTHER!!! [Enraged Diana threw her sword at deadpool.missing his head the sword got stuck in the wall.Knowing her mother is dead,she kneels down and starts to weep for her mother] Wonder Woman: *sob* you wiped us out,demon,are you happy now? Deadpool:No. I need to get rid of one more bad fruit. Wonder Woman:Do it.Youve beaten me,and Themyscira.If your going to kill me,do it. Deadpool:Ok.*Slice* Deadpool voice 1:well that was easy. Deadpool voice 2:Maybe we should have left these people alone... Deadpool:They were enemies! We had to! Deadpool voice 2:ok so how are we gonna leave? Deadpool:I haven’t thought of that. Deadpool voice 1: what is this lump in our pouch? Deadpool: A lump? [deadpool opens the pouch] Deadpool:A RING!!!! Deadpool voice 2:A GREEN LANTERN RING!!!! We can use this to fly! Deadpool:Good idea! Let’s do it! [deadpool slips the ring on,and strangely,accepts him] Deadpool:thank you Ryan Reynolds! Because you played me and green lantern were practically the same person!Aw man we have to wear green! Deadpool voice 1:Hey it’s worth it let’s try out our new toy! [deadpool creates a clone of himself] Deadpool:Wow...neat Deadpool voice 1: Hey what’s that in the sky! [Deadpools construct disappears] Deadpool: it looks like,a satellite. Deadpool voice 2:A big satellite.Maybe a space base? Deadpool: let’s fly up there! [so deadpool grabs the Lasso of Truth,and Wonder Woman’s shield, deadpool flies to the space base,little does he know that it’s...THE WATCHTOWER!] The End of Part 2

Deadpool Kills the DC Universe A Universe Divided Intro DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters,they belong to the respected owners. Deadpool,Peter,and Miles where watching Batman V Superman at deadpools apartment. Everything was going well until... Superman: MARTHA!!! Batman:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!? Deadpool: LAAAME! What kind of plot twist is this?!? Peter&Miles: Shut it Wade! Deadpool: Fine Jeez! Lois Lane: It’s his mother’s name! Batman: Oh our Moms have the same name let’s be friends and send Lex to jail.(This is basically what happened,sorry I don’t remember what they said because it was terrible for me). Deadpool: What the heck? They were killing each other and they became friends just because their Mom has the same name?!? Peter: Yes Wade shut up I want to see what happens next. Deadpool: you haven’t seen this yet?!? It’s 2018! Peter: I’m to busy becoming the next Tony Stark (less ego) and being Spider-Man at the same time. Deadpool:makes sense. *Miles pauses the movie* Miles: I do agree with Deadpool though. Deadpool&Peter: About what? Miles: About Batman and Superman fighting then become friends by the time they notice they have the same name. Deadpool: I know, it’s stupid isn’t it? Miles: definitely Deadpool: Y’know, if I was Batsy I would kill Superman and kill Lex. Peter:What if they added this as a connection to another DC movie? Like the post credits at the end of Captain America? Or that time in Avengers 2 with the Vibrabium And Klaue? Deadpool: Peter,Peter,you have got to understand,this movie ISNT MARVEL!!! Miles:He’s got a point Peter. *Deadpool and the guys start arguing until deadpools phone rings.* *X-Men 90s theme song goes off* Deadpool:Oh I’ll be right back guys. ???: May I speak to Wade Wilson? Deadpool: I am his secretary mr... Deadpool voice 1: Mr CrabApple! Deadpool voice 2: Mr CrabApple? Only an idiot would fall for that! Deadpool: CrabApple! I’m Mr.CrabApple! ???: Wade I know it’s you... Deadpool voice 2: See only an idiot would fall for that! Deadpool voice 1: worth a shot... Deadpool: How do you know? ???: Wade look in your room... *deadpool opens door to bedroom* Deadpool: CABLE??? You son of a- Cable:Save it wade we got important work to do. Deadpool: where to this time my mutant friend? Cable: The Baxter Building. Deadpool voice 1&2: THE BAXTER BUILDING? Deadpool: Why? Cable:Reed has discovered a new multiverse interdimensional rift, and he needs someone who has a strong healing factor,and a IQ of a insane mercenary. Deadpool:Why me? Cable: YOU CANT DIE IDIOT. Deadpool: ooooohhhh Deadpool voice 1:hey if we are going we need a reward for portal jumping! Deadpool: yeah we’ll ask stretchy pants about that. Cable:ok Deadpool I’m teleporting us to the Baxter building.....now. Deadpool: Wait, my tac- *teleporting sounds* Peter:Where did deadpool go? [About 5 seconds later] Deadpool:-oos!!! *falls down* Ow! Mr.Fantastic: Ah cable you have arrived with Wade. Cable:yes of course can we hurry this up? I haven’t got all night. Mr.Fantastic: Indeed I shall try to speed of the process of getting Deadpool to jump in the portal. Deadpool:hey stretchy pants! If I’m Hopping through the portal,I’ll need a reward! Mr.Fantastic: Very well, name your price. Deadpool voice 1: Ooh we should get a monster truck! Deadpool and Spanish food themed of course! Deadpool voice 2: that’s...not a bad idea but Spanish food themed really? Deadpool voice 1:hey man those tacos at San Mariás were el perfecto! Deadpool voice 2: hey I know but- Deadpool: Brain quit arguing! *Mr.Fantastic does the cuckoo finger* Cable: yes he is. Deadpool: ok we’ve decided! Mr.fantastic: what is it? Deadpool: a life time supply of Mexican food and a monster truck! Mr.Fantastic:that is it? Deadpool: no I need hi tech weapons if I’m gonna jump through that eyesore! Mr.Fantastic: I’ll see what I have. *a few hours later* Mr.Fantastic: I’ve gotten this Plasma pistol that eat through vibrabium,a couple of sleep gas grenades that can knock out the hulk within 15 seconds,and this time stopper device taken from one of Galactus’ heralds. Deadpool: Oooh what’s that shiny knife? Mr.fantastic: that knife is made out of an unknown green rock that emits radiation continually, Deadpool: hmm I’ll take it all! Mr.fantastic: ok you grab the equipment and I’ll type the coordinates of the portal. *a few minutes of typing later* Mr.Fantastic: Ok Wade jump through and when you get there call me on this interdimensional satellite phone and I’ll help guide you on the other side. Ok? Deadpool: yeah uhh sure Ok wade this is just like the time you jumped from space naked on live tv you can do this. Deadpool voice 1: when did we do that? Deadpool: I don’t know.Anyways,remember play with portals. Deadpool voice 2:speedy things go in.... Deadpool voice 1:Speedy thing come ou———- [Deadpool jumps through the portal,the portal fades from a rainbowish color,to black and grey. As if this universe is dark,bland,and in need of humor.Well deadpool is that humor] Deadpool: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *THUD* Ooohhh that hurt,that hurt bad. Deadpool voice 1:Sweet Baby Jesus!!! That was awesome!!! Ow! Deadpool:well everything we grabbed is in still in one piece! Deadpool voice 2: the tacos! Deadpool:oh God the tacos are smushed!!! Why portal logic, whyyyyyyy!!??!! Oh well we can always buy more,there is a city over there anyways. [Deadpool walks for about a mile while talking to mr.fantastic] Star City? What kind of city names themselves Star City? I wonder if the tacos are good. The End the intro 

Ooh, I know about Pinkie Pie! I don't think she'll win, but...

Hellllloooo ladies and gentlemen! Now I know what you're thinking, "wha?! Deadpool?" and "OMG deadpool he's so handsome and awesome, whoo hoo!"... ya about that... There are some technical difficutlies at the moment, such as the fact that I'm a pony! So I guess while I'm here you lonely lowlifes can ask me questions about me and what I should do here in this pony place. Plus if you give me a chimmey changa I will huggle you, cuz ponies seem to like being huggled. K luv ya!

This was something I did at the San Diego Comic Fest on paper first before inking and coloring this in Artrage Studio Pro. And yes, you can thank Pinkie Pie for making Starlight Glimmer a Deadpool fan.(A shoutout to the Deadpool movie, which is way better than Batman vs Superman) http://daimando.deviantart.com/art/Starlight-Glimmer-is-a-Deadpool-fan-600038002 Oh and yeah. This is probably my last time I'll be drawing Starlight with the old Mane-style.

Ok ponies, so I went and saw Deadpool (so far best movie 2016 ), but now as I'm talking to people about, with the exception of those who have seen the movie, I've discovered a rather troubling problem... NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE 4TH WALL!!!!!! :okiedokielokie: No I'm serous, out of about roughly 10 people I've talked to, 8 had no clue what the 4th wall was. And I'm not talking about people with lacking education or anything like that, no educated ADULTS, I mean for buck sake even a teacher, A GODDESS DAMN TEACH, had no clue what the 4th wall is! So my question you all of you, how many know the term "4th wall"? I'm going to guess most on here do, simply because of Pinkiepie , if so how many others around you know what this is?

Hey guys! So I went to Boston Comic Con over the summer and bought a My Little Pony/Deadpool cross poster. There's only like 100 prints of it. Just curious, how much would it go for if I sold it? Here's a link of the print: http://static1.squarespace.com/static/536bc129e4b07ebc3c23095d/t/55bad763e4b038a3687d0be9/1438308195996/deadpool+pony

So for Halloween, I decided to draw Pinkie Pie cosplaying as Deadpool!

who loves the all time greatest marvel character!!!!!!!

In late June, the Deadpool video game came out. Being a huge Marvel superhero fan, I was hyped up and excited when Deadpool finally got his own game. When I finally played it, I was... unimpressed, to say the least. I don't really remember too much from the game. It had some good stuff in there, but it just wasn't enough to satisfy me. For those who have played the game, tell me. Do you think it was over-hyped?

what could possibly be better then My Little Pony? My Little Pony with DEADPOOL !! Its cute and funny all at the same time! Anyway by everypony!

Wade Wilson is here to answer your questions For the greatest Super hero on earth!

Eeyup, the title says it all. I made a couple drawings. They're both sort-of-requests. I posted a status a little while ago asking what people wanted me to draw, so yeah. Vinyl Pon3 Scratch asked me to draw Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon3 with a Magikarp. This is the result. And Calirolls asked me to draw Deadpool Pony. This is the result of THAT. I was also asked by E.G.G.M.A.R.E. to draw something Eggman related, but I failed miserably. Actually my not having a good enough assortment of colors failed miserably. Sorry to E.G.G.M.A.R.E.