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Episode 1: 00:00PM - 01:00AM SPIKE (O.S.) The following takes place between 12AM and 1AM. Events occur in real time. INT. MILITARY BUNKER OFF THE COAST OF STABLESIDE, SOUTH EQUESTRIA - NIGHT 00:00 Inside an off-shore Military Bunker. A small number of pegasi guards are keeping watch inside. 00:00 EXT. MILITARY BUNKER OFF THE COAST OF STABLESIDE, SOUTH EQUESTRIA - NIGHT 00:02 Guards are outside, keeping watch. It is raining. Suddenly, a large number of pegasi in dark outfits descend from the skies and a battle ensues. The dark pegasi ambush the guards and begin to overwhelm them. GILDA, a griffon, swoops down and breaks the necks of two grounded guards who attempt to man their cannons. Some of the invading pegasi are armed with spears. Others are armed with AK-47 assault rifles and other sub-machine guns. The guards are armed with M4A1 carbines and are returning fire as best they can. Gilda takes a few shots to the chest, but she is able to shrug them off easily, her hide tougher than most bullets. She lets out a shrill cry. The invading pegasi land and engage the guards on the ground with spears. They fight through the guards with Gilda and make their way inside the bunker. 00:04 INT. MILITARY BUNKER OFF THE COAST OF STABLESIDE, SOUTH EQUESTRIA - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS 00:04 Gilda and the pegasi storm through into the bunker. The guards panic, suddenly overwhelmed by the brutality of the attack. Gilda uses her claws to tear the head off an unlucky guard. She lets out a battle cry and the pegasi kill the guards one by one. They are powerless to stop them. The invaders reach their prize - an experimental magi-nuclear weapon. Four pegasi work together to lift it out of the base and into the air, where they all flock together behind Gilda and head back towards the shore. A single guard is still alive, and crawls, mortally wounded to the emergency telephone and picks it up desperately with his hoof. With his last ounce of strength, he speaks into the receiver: GUARD Higaldo is gone. Armageddon is here. This is the end. He falls forward and dies, a pool of blood expanding underneath him. 00:14 EXT. FLYING CHARIOT FROM CANTERLOT TO MANECHESTER 00:17 Rarity and Sweetie Belle are sitting in the flying chariot. Sweetie Belle is now a teenager, too young to drink alcohol legally. SWEETIE BELLE I can’t believe you’re dragging me all the way to Manechester. RARITY I don’t really have a choice. I’m not exactly in the position to refuse a direct order from the Princess. SWEETIE BELLE No but why do I have to come? RARITY Because if you think I’m leaving you in the house on your own, you can jolly-well think again. SWEETIE BELLE Awww c’mon big sis! I’m sixteen! RARITY (rolling her eyes) Exactly. And that’s why when we touch down I’m dropping you off with the Apple family. You can stay with Applebloom until my business in Mancechester is finished. SWEETIE BELLE (alarmed) Applebloom? B-but we haven’t spoken in ages! Not since... RARITY (thinking quickly) Not since we moved to Canterlot? SWEETIE BELLE (dips her head, sadly) No. Rarity puts a hoof around Sweetie Belle, comfortingly. RARITY You never parted with her on bad terms and I’m still good friends with the Apple family. You’ll be fine. SWEETIE BELLE (mumbling, sad) If you say so. RARITY Chin up, Sweetie Belle. We’re almost there. The chariot approaches the large city of Manechester and dips into a dive. 00:21 INT. TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S LIBRARY, MANECHESTER - NIGHT 00:27 TWILIGHT SPARKLE and SPIKE are playing chess in the library. Twilight is a unicorn in her late twenties, SPIKE is a dragon who is the equivelant of roughly thirty pony years thanks to a sudden growth spurt. He is slightly taller than Twilight Sparkle, has a set of small, but usable wings and has well developed muscles and powerful claws. He is no longer a baby dragon, but a small adult one. Twilight and Spike now live in Manechester, an amalgamation of Manehattan and Ponyville which was created due to massive urbanisation. Manechester has a population of over 8 million and is populated by Ponies, Griffons, Zebras and more. Twilight places Spike’s king in check with her bishop. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Check. SPIKE Damn it, Twilight. He studies the board, then makes his move. Twilight smiles wryly and checks him again, this time with her Queen. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Check. Spike growls, irritated. SPIKE Not again. TWILIGHT SPARKLE You could just give up? Checkmate in two moves anyway. SPIKE We’ll see about that. He moves his rook to block her Queen. She checks him with her knight. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Check. Spike moves his king. An act of futility. Twilight Checkmates takes his rook and checkmates him with a combination of Knight and Queen. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Checkmate. Spike studies the board. Suddenly, he feels a letter coming and burps it up, scorching the chessboard and reducing all of the pieces to ash. Twilight looks down at the board in horror. Spike smirks slightly as he unrolls the letter. SPIKE What a shame. Twilight looks concerned. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Who is that from at this hour? Spike reads. His eyes widen. SPIKE Pinkie Pie. We’re needed at ECTU. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Now? Spike gets up from the table and pulls on his leather Jacket. SPIKE Now. 00:39 INT. ECTU HQ - MANECHESTER - NIGHT 00:52 ECTU: Manechester, Equestria’s Counter Terrorist Unit is a federal agency dedicated to stopping terrorism. ECTU personel arrive in dribs and drabs. FLUTTERSHY is already there, working on her computer station. APPLEJACK comes in with RAINBOW DASH. Spike and Twilight are next. RARITY and PINKIE PIE are in Pinkie Pie’s office. Pinkie Pie is jumping around while Rarity is trying to talk to her. Other ponies are there in the background. When everypony is gathered around, Rarity and Pinkie Pie emerge from Pinkie’s office. Pinkie Pie is the acting Director of ECTU. Twilight Sparkle is the Senior Special Agent, former director who recently stepped down from management due to health concerns. Rarity functions as the royal liasion officer and is not technically part of ECTU. Fluttershy works communications. Rainbow Dash and Applejack are field agents along with Spike. PINKIE PIE Alright listen up everypony because this is super-duper ginormously important! Everypony stops talking. PINKIE PIE (talking quickly, hyperactive, ticking nervously whenever she says "bombs") Now, I know it’s late and we all need our beauty sleep and BOMBS! but something simply terrible has happened and it’s awful and BOMBS! and everypony at ECTU needs to be super-duper focused and listen and- Rarity cuts her off: RARITY Let’s give them the abridged version, eh? Pinkie Pie nods silently. PINKIE PIE WE’VE LOST A MAGI-NUCLEAR BOMB! Gasps. Twilight and Spike exchange glances. Rainbow Dash is scratching her head, puzzled. RAINBOW DASH What’s a Magi-nuclear bomb? RARITY Twilight? Care to explain? Twilight Sparkle clears her throat. Everypony turns to her. TWILIGHT SPARKLE A Magi-nuclear bomb is a concept in theoretical magi-physics. You combine a magic trigger with nuclear fuel and it creates vast quantities of energy with minimum waste. I wasn’t aware that a bomb had actually been created? RARITY Neither were we until half an hour ago when we were briefed by Princess Celestia herself. Codename Higaldo-45 is an experimental magi-nuclear bomb. It’s got enough force behind it to level cities to dust in seconds. It cancels out any magical forcefield or energy protection spells that may be in place. No pony can survive it. Worried glances. APPLEJACK Y’all mean to say the princess authorised the construction of a super powerful weapon right under our noses? How in the heck did ECTU not know about it? TWILIGHT SPARKLE It must have been done covertly. RARITY Indeed. And frankly, I’m rather hurt they even kept me out of the loop. PINKIE PIE Unbelievable! Ponies start to shout and talk over each other. Suddenly Rainbow Dash flies upwards and starts screaming: RAINBOW DASH Wait a second! Everypony shuts up. RAINBOW DASH Who cares who knew about what? The point is, we have a nuclear magic, or whatever BOMB missing? How the heck does a BOMB go missing? FLUTTERSHY Umm... it was stolen. Everypony turns to Fluttershy. She lowers her head, nervously. FLUTTERSHY At around midnight, umm... one of our military bases was attacked by a squad of... flying ponies. RAINBOW DASH (angrily) Pegasi? Fluttershy nods, awkwardly. FLUTTERSHY Y-yeah. Pegasi. At least, that’s what witnesses saw - a cloud of pegasi leaving the base. We’re assuming they took the bomb with them. SPIKE (irritated) How does an entire military base that is guarded by highly trained soldiers get overwhelmed like that? TWILIGHT SPARKLE Spike’s right - you’d think that security would have been tighter. RARITY I think the base’s best defence was its anonymity. Nobody was supposed to know about it, but somehow that information got leaked. Disturbance and chatter. Pinkie Pie calls order. RARITY The fact of the matter is, if we don’t get this bomb back and it goes off somewhere in Equestria, or anywhere else in the world for that matter... we’ll be looking at Armageddon. Not even magic can protect us from this bomb. Nervous glances. SPIKE (arms folded) Do we have any leads yet? RARITY (acknowledging him) Only one. Pause. RARITY They carried it back to shore where they presumably stored it in a wagon. Only a few types of wagon are large enough to carry a magi-nuclear bomb, and one was reported stolen in Manechester two hours before the bomb went missing. It’s a safe bet that whoever has it is coming back to Manechester with it. APPLEJACK We’ll liaise with the police, see if we can get them to track it down. TWILIGHT SPARKLE Fluttershy can try and pick it up on satellite. I’ll coordinate the intelligence. The existence of the bomb was highly classified - even we didn’t know about it. We need the names of everypony who did. Ponies are nodding all around. Pinkie calls order and speaks: PINKIE PIE I don’t think I need to tell you ponies how important it is that we find this bomb and get it back from whichever nastypants pony decided to take it. We’re going to be working round the clock until we can find it - understood? Nods. PINKIE PIE Alright - let’s go to work everypony! Fade to clock. 00:59:56 00:59:57 00:59:58 00:59:59 01:00:00 END OF TRANSMISSION Episode 1.docx Episode 2.docx
"You probably don't think I could force this cupcake down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the cupcake, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most ponies probably take about a week to die. It's very painful."