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  1. Describe the user above you's avatar with a line from spongebob! Example: *Randimaxis posts* The I put "this isn't your average everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness. With that said, that quote is null and void for use on Randimaxis and lets start!
  2. Well, here's something a BIT different, and a random bone to toss at @ChB (hopefully that was termed right... If it wasn't, you probably know what I meant to say. I'm trying to say it's a random "gift" of sorts). I thought of this after watching Cosmodore's video ranking every classic SpongeBob episode (Seasons 1-3) from Worst to Best (I know it's over a year old now, but that's what initially inspired this). SpongeBob was once among the best cartoons of all time, and there's PLENTY of reason for that to almost be accepted fact for animation entusiasts. SpongeBob has seriously decayed from There's over a HUNDRED of them, so it would be too difficult to actually rank them, thus the tiered format (and even then the tiering of these is, well, quick considering how many there are). Also, If you don't know, the color scheme is supposed to be all of the colors SpongeBob has on him, aside from black and white (By the way, yes his chin is purple sometimes, like on the cover of Battle for Bikini Bottom) ... Of course, with the quality this series once had consistently, there's really a lack of episodes at the bottom... Phenomenal- Band Geeks, Pizza Delivery, SB-129, Arrgh!, Christmas Who?, Frankendoodle, The Fry Cook Games, Nasty Patty, Idiot Box, Wet Painters, Krusty Krab Training Video, Chocolate with Nuts, Mermaid and Barnacle Boy V, The Camping Episode Great- Help Wanted, Plankton!, Squeaky Boots, Culture Shock, F.U.N., Scaredy Pants, Karate Choppers, Sleepy Time, Neptune's Spatula, Your Shoe's Untied, Squid's Day Off, Dying for Pie, Squidville, Life of Crime, Survival of the Idiots, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III, Shanghaied, The Secret Box, The Graveyard Shift, Procrastination, Sailor Mouth, Squid on Strike, The Algae's Always Greener, Club SpongeBob, Just One Bite, Mermaid and Barnacle Boy IV, One Krabs Trash, Can You Spare a Dime?, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve, New Student Starfish, I Had an Accident Good- Reef Blower, Hall Monitor, Sandy's Rocket, Opposite Day, Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, The Chaperone, Employee of the Month, Rock Bottom, Walking Small, Hooky, Something Smells, Big Pink Loser, Imitation Krabs, Wormy, Grandma's Kisses, Prehibernation Week, I'm Your Biggest Fanatic, The Smoking Peanut, Welcome to the Chum Bucket, Krusty Love, SpongeGuard on Duty, Doing Time, Snowball Effect, No Weenies Allowed, Krab Borg, Clams, The Great Snail Race, Born Again Krabs, Missing Identity, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler Decent- Bubblestand, Jellyfishing, Home Sweet Pineapple, Jellyfish Jam, Nature Pants, MuscleBob BuffPants, The Paper, Texas, Bossy Boots, Bubble Buddy, Patty Hype, No Free Rides, Squirrel Jokes, Gary Takes a Bath, Artist Unknown, (Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm), My Pretty Seahorse, As Seen on TV, Squilliam Returns, Ugh, Mid-Life Crustacean, Pranks a Lot Mediocre- Naughty Nautical Neighbors, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Pickles, Suds, Fools in April, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II, Dumped, Pressure, Valentine's Day, Jellyfish Hunter, The Bully, Krabby Land, Plankton's Army, The Sponge Who Could Fly Bad- I'm With Stupid, I Was a Teenage Gary, Party Pooper Pants Yet again, it wasn't really made over a lot of time, so I may not be remembering things the way I thought I did on some episodes. When I initially made this list, for example, there were plenty of episodes I forgot existed, and also some that I actually got confused until I looked at plot summaries. I haven't watched a ton of these episodes I recent times either and that doesn't help my recollection.
  3. Both Pinkie Pie and SpongeBob have similar personalities.
  4. Illegal

    movies/tv Best Anime

    What's some of your favorite anime? List them all. Here's some of my personal favorites: Usagi Drops Watamote Mob Psycho 100 One Punch Man DBZ Overlord Re: Zero The Devil is a Part-Timer Kamisama Minarai Katekyo Hitman Reborn Your Lie In April Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney Ace of the Diamond Gunslinger Girl and a few more. I love One Piece but I prefer the manga. As for Yu-Gi-Oh, the original manga is really neat. Tons of torture instead of card games. Tell me yours.
  5. This is a video I co-wrote (and co-star for one section) with my friend GeekySteven. It's a mixture between being a parody of the famous Krusty Krab Training Video from Spongebob as well as being somewhat of a satire on the Bronalysis Community (people who review/analyze MLP). We look over the basics of what it takes to become a part of the bronalysis community and poke fun at it while doing it. We spent a good chunk of time working on this, so I hope you guys enjoy! Please, let me know what you guys think!
  6. Especially post movie...It seems like almost everywhere online I lately I see people that are always comparing SpongeBob to My Little Pony FIM. Saying it has better dialog, better characters, story, etc. Out of all the cartoons that people compare SpongeBob to...I've seen this one in comparison the most right now, most of the time making SpongeBob seem inferior and My Little Pony FIM superior. I don't get why people do that. I just find the goodness in both shows instead of criticizing them for their faults. My Little Pony is amazing because after years and years of almost no one hardly cared for it, but when Friendship is Magic came out it became very popular in a short amount of time, which is great for a cartoon series. This series has made a platform all by itself, instead of relying on the whole entire My Little Pony franchise. That is simply outstanding. SpongeBob SquarePants is also amazing because SpongeBob is an iconic worldwide phenomenon. He isn't some temporary fad like some people believe. The show is still good. That's why it's still on TV. SpongeBob has been on TV for about 14 years now, and that is very difficult to pull off (there are other shows, but lets stay on topic). Sure, some of you may hate every single new episode, but you know what? NO TV show is perfect. But SpongeBob is still close too it. You can't expect ANY show to be a 100% A+ all the time (Not even MLP FIM). Because if you did, then that's a dishonest way of enjoying a show. Blindingly worshiping a show is NEVER good. Because one little thing that you don't like will make you give up on the show completely, not living up to "your" expectations. And it doesn't matter if you like SpongeBob or not, you still have to respect that longevity. If SpongeBob ended like, tomorrow, most people's hearts would stop so to speak, and some won't realize what's good til it's over. And even though I ALWAYS loved SpongeBob, I have to agree with the fans on SBMania that SpongeBob is getting like Seasons 1-3 quality with Seasons 8 and 9. The new theatrical movie coming in 2014 will also hopefully be another highlight of the franchise, refreshing it.
  7. I recently started watching the newer epiodes of Spongebob (today, actually) and I started wondering If anyone in this forum is a fan of that show. If you do watch Spongebob, what are your thoughts on it? Do you like the older seasons or the newer seasons, who's your favorite character, etc.
  8. RainbowBobSquareDash

    MLP:FiM and Spongebob SquarePants?

    Hi everypony, I'm new, and I just got on this site to say, I like FIM. To me, I feel as thought the show is somewhat like SpongeBob SquarePants. But that's just my opinion. What are you're thoughts on the show and SpongeBob?
  9. Darius the King

    Dimensional Planet

    I'm curious to see people's reaction to my idea of a game: crossing a Nickelodeon franchise with a Hasbro franchise. I'm thinking of it being a platformer with 3-6 playable characters and 18-28 levels. This would take place in both SpongeBob's universe and Twilight's universe. What would you guys suggest in terms of gameplay, character roster, and other crucial parts to a game.
  10. Seriously, can we all just stop talking about the Post-movie Episodes? It's making me really depressed. Anywho, best for me is Band Geeks (unique story, badass and somewhat sweet ending, nice to see Squidward happy), The Algae's Always Greener (just all around hilarious), Chocolate With Nuts (the most quotable episode ever), and Pizza Delivery (I like the interactions between the characters and the Pizza Song is the anthem of my childhood). Really hard to narrow it down.
  11. Megachangeling12

    Movies/TV Favorite non pony characters ?

    What are your favorite non MLP characters . I love the following Shenzi , Banzai and Ed the lion King Bloo fosters home for imaginary friends Venom spider man Shenzi banzai and Ed the lion king Agent orange Stewie griffin family guy Plankton spongebob Mung daal chowder Eddy Ed edd and eddy Finally the best for last ... Cartman from South Park What are yours ?
  12. You know, when I start playing through a game, my internet activity goes low, mostly because I'm so focused on the game. And I've been gaming quite a bit lately, mostly due to the boredom that is the summer. That's kind of why I haven't done a cartoon cartoon review in a bit. And I'm not even sure if I can even do that one Poniverse fanfic anymore due to how much gaming distracted me. Oh well, time to focus on this. So, licensed games or games based of TV shows or movies tend to be known for being mediocre at best. At least most of the ones I've played. The reason for this is because they tend to be only be used as cash-ins for advertisement. They also tend to borrow elements from other games. For example, Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion is basically Super Smash Bros: Brawl with Cartoon Network characters. However, one licensed game that seems to be popular among the gaming crowd is Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom. As someone who was a big Spongebob fan as a game, and having only playing the game based off the first movie as a kid, I've decided to go in and check it out. So the story of this game is that Plankton has built an army of robots to take over Bikini Bottom and steal the krabby patty formula and blah blah. However, he forgets to set the switch to obey, leading to the robots to have a mind of their own and kick him out of the Chum Bucket. It's up to Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy to save Bikini Bottom. This game was released on the Gamecube, PS2, Xbox, Gameboy Advance, and PC. I personally have the Gamecube version so I don't know what the others are like. This game however, plays like a collect-a-thon platformer, sort of like Banjo Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64. The main thing you collect in the game are golden spatulas. They are similar to power stars or jiggys. You get them by completing hard tasks. Well the gamplay might not be the most original thing in the world, it's still enough material to have a fun time. Since this game was released when Spongebob was still good, the classic humor of early Spongebob is in this game. This game has a lot of dialogue banter during cutscenes. There's also a lot of visual humor in this game, mostly callbacks to episodes. For example, when you fall off a cliff, the live action hand comes out and puts you back on the platform. The areas you visit are also great callbacks, like Rock Bottom, Sand Mountain and the Kelp Forest (unfortunately, no magic conch). The game itself is pretty easy. Most of your levels are your basic 3D platformer challenge. There are however, those few challenging levels which bring frustration, specifically the final boss. The final boss is pretty easy to understand, but the issue is it's long and you only have a maximum of 6 units of health. On a side note, the healing item is Spongebob's underwear. Don't ask me how that works. Other hard levels include confusing missions involving putting tikis on switches well switching between Spongebob and Patrick, and beating people's times on the slide missions. The models of this game look kind of off at some points. Maybe it's the CGI but some characters just don't look right in CGI. Mr. Krabs always looks so tired when you have to talk to him for example. Overall, well it bothers quite a few elements from other 3D platformers, it's still a pretty fun game to play. Try not to expect anything new or innovative from it, just expect your fun, addictive 3D platformer. I would however, only recommend this game for people who are fans of Spongebob because getting all the references to the show really helps with the enjoyment of the game. Final Score: 8/10 Next MLP Review: Slice of Life Next Cartoon Network review: The Powerpuff Girls Next Game review: Splatoon (maybe)
  13. TheJLeeTeam

    My Top 10 Nickelodeon Shows

    Nickelodeon. Quite possibly the most popular kids network of all time. While not one of my favorites and even though they have kind of gone downhill, I have some favorite shows from Nickelodeon that I want to talk about. So I present to you my Top 10 Favorite Nickelodeon Shows of All Time. Here We Go! #10: iCarly I actually think this is a good sitcom. It follows a girl named Carly who makes a comedy webshow called iCarly and this show also follows her daily life. And it's got funny humor too. I liked this show but I felt like this was the beginning where Nickelodeon went down the path that they are at right now because this show is related to webshows and they are pandering to the online age and putting internet series on TV. #9: Drake & Josh This is my favorite live action show on Nickelodeon. It follows step brothers Drake & Josh who have adventures in typical but humorous sitcom adventures. #8: Rocko's Modern Life This show follows a Kangaroo named Rocko and his friends Heffer, Filburt, and Spunky and follows his quirky life in O-Town. #7: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius This show follows a boy named Jimmy a boy genius and has an interest in science. He makes several gadgets but most of them get abused and don't end up working. #6: Rugrats This show is about babies named Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and eventually Dil and Kimi who are mostly in the home and usually do stuff babies aren't supposed to do. And there is Angelica who is a spoiled brat. #5: Fairly Odd Parents This show follows an average kid named Timmy and has fairies Cosmo and Wanda (and eventually Poof and Sparky ) who wishes for stuff he wants or to improve his life. And there is also Vicky his bad babysitter and Crocker who wants Timmy's Fairies. Similar to FiM this is a show about fairies that doesn't pander to girls and is more widely accepted probably because there are average kids in it and it wasn't in a franchise that used to pander. I'll admit I think the modern episodes aren't very good and I felt Poof and Sparky were just ways to increase the lifespan of this show. And I think modern Fairly Odd Parents is worse than modern Spongebob. But I still enjoyed this show back then. #4: Hey Arnold! This show follows an average kid named Arnold who follows his daily life as a kid. This show is really unique in that it doesn't focus too much on comedy and has some slice of life moments and some deep storytelling as well. #3: Invader Zim This show follows an alien named Zim and tries to take over the world through several different plans and inventions. The humor is really unique and clever and this show was really overlooked. #2: Blue's Clues Blue's Clues is my favorite preschool show of all time. This show follows Steve his dog Blue they play a game called Blue's Clues to figure out an answer for instance they find out what Blue wants to have for snack. The show's concept is brilliant and well thought out and the lessons it teaches are excellent. I grew up with this show when I was a kid and it was just incredible. And my #1 favorite Nick show of all time is... Honorable Mentions: Ren & Stimpy, Doug, Angry Beavers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Chalkzone, Harvey Beaks, Danny Phantom So thank you for looking at my Top 10 Favorite Nick shows of all time. Tell me what your favorites are. My next list will be my Top 10 Cartoon Network Shows.
  14. I wonder if it is economically possible for Hasbro to end the show once they feel that it will lose it's integrity instead of running it into the ground. Has this ever been done with a property as easily commercialized as My Little Pony? Well, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic experienced a miracle in the form of it being really good, perhaps it can maintain it and the series can wrap up character development and story lore arcs for everyone and end the show on it's own terms? I was also wondering if we can avoid unmarked spoilers in here, including premises for upcoming episodes. For example, if the Cutie Mark Crusaders get their cutie marks, I'd like it to be an utter surprise that I have no idea about even based on the synopsis or title of any episode, something that I only see when I see it happen in the show as I am watching it, not something that gets announced or leaked or anything.
  15. CupcakeEmpire

    How tough are ya?

    I'm so tough that I eat cupcakes for breakfast........without any frosting
  16. As most will agree, the Hillenburg era (seasons 1-3) was the time when spongebob was at his prime but are there any episodes from this era you dislike? Mine would be Naughty Nautical Neighbours. Episodes with Spongebob and Patrick fighting tend to be hit and miss for me and I thought this was definetly a miss as I did not find it that funny.
  17. What do you guys think of the trailer for the new Spongebob movie? I used to love Spongebob and I thought the first movie was awesome. After that the show went downhill, in my opinion. It looks like they could maybe pull this new movie off but I'm not really a fan of the animation about halfway through the trailer. I really don't know what to think.
  18. Megachangeling12

    MLP soongebob parody

    Hey guts this'll be my last casting for a parody for now anyway then I'll give you the plots for my two original stories . As you can probably tell by the tittle ( unless your name is Derpy ) is that this parody is one of soongebob . As always leave me your suggestions ! Fluttershy = spongebob Pinkie pie = Patrick Twilight = squidward Rarity = mr krabs Rainbow dash = plankton Angel = Gary Applejack = sandy Trixie as Karen Iron will = Larry Sunset shimmer = squillium Sweetie belle or diamond tiara = pearl Others coming soon
  19. 'Old spongebob fans' are going to say, "no he sucks and should end" well I did love the old spongebob but things change and spongebob has become bad to a lot of people (Seasons 5-8) but season 9 Feels quite like the old spongebob not completely, A lot of new spongebob haters probably haven't even watch season 9, it was a huge improvement from the other seasons, season 9 made me watch the show again and I heard spongebob's creator Stephen hillenberg is coming back and even working on the 2nd movie. And you probably wondering why I am posting this on a MLP website, well I just want to.
  20. ideaguy1998

    Squidward and Trixie

    I think that Trixie is like Squidward. Do any of you agree?
  21. ideaguy1998

    How well would this go?

    What do you think would happen if Season 5 were written by the following: Yoshiyuki Tomino Hideaki Anno Hajime Isayama Zeus Cervas Casey Alexander Aaron Springer All the other writers of modern Spongebob Scott Sonneborn´╗┐ Merriwether Williams Charlotte Fullerton And if Season 5 had these two plot threads: Diamond Tiara is afraid the CMC will eventually take her popularity. So she burns down Zecora's house, sneaks out the alicorn amulet from the remains and desires to commission an assassin. But Diamond Tiara tries the amulet on out of vanity and accidentally puts it through an evil overload. The amulet explodes, causing Diamond Tiara to fly back. In mid-air her forehead and back bleed and the blood materializes into a horn and a pair of wings. Now an alicorn, Diamond Tiara instead plans to use her powers to raise an army and conquer all of Equestria and increase her fame. Applebloom uncovers a metal giant with a v-shaped crest on its forehead, circles all over its body, a cone sticking out of its back, and a blade on its right forearm. Applebloom studies it along side other ponies who are interested.
  22. Snow Frostflame

    Something I made over Paint

    Hello everypony I have been talking with my friend PonygamesDerpyHooves about Spongebob and I came up with this idea so I went to Paint and made it let me know what you think
  23. Which modern cartoon do you like best? Many modern cartoon shows are very cheesy and cheap in my opinion, I actually like an even split between silliness and seriousness in my tv shows, spongbob, tough puppy, and many other cartoons these days have no storyline to speakof in my opinion, but that's just me, anyway, what's your opinion on this?
  24. who is funnier, better or who you prefer. I am talking about the old spongebob not the new one. To me spongebob has been my favourite character since I was 4 and he still is, I still watch the show and don't care what people say about it. pinkie pie is awesome but she is no where near as good as spongebob is to me. so I am being a little bias but this is my opinion. and I know a lot of you are going to vote for pinkie pie because you are bronies but spongebob has always been a big part of my life.
  25. BinaryPony

    Humor Band Changelings

    One day, Queen Chrysalis was wondering how to get back into the Crystal Empire. She had been flung out of the place, and almost bled to death. She got better. Suddenly, with a loud BANG!, Doomie came rushing in with his usual asinine blurt. Except this time, it was useful. "Did you hear? They are holding the Equestria Games in the Crystal Empire! They are looking for marching bands!" Queen Chrysalis had an idea... "You pondering what I'm pondering?" Chrysalis said "Umm, no" responded Doomie. "Oh, well you'll find out soon enough" Chrysalis said with a sinister grin on her face. With her new devious plan, (pause for maniacal laugh), she went around put up a ton of posters around the hive... even the bathrooms which goes without saying freaked some changelings out. The poster read as follows: NEW PLAN OF ATTACK!!! We are attacking they Crystal Empire again, but this time we are going in disguised as a Marching Band for the Equestria Games. In order to pull this off, we need to actually be able to play like a Marching Band, so we are going to have rehearsals before we go. Practice begins tonight, 8:30PM sharp in the audience chamber. Be there... or die! At around 8:32 that night, Chrysalis finally started to return back to the hive... "Auuggh! That stupid rental clerk made me late! He couldn't tell the difference between an oboe and an elbow!" Chrysalis pauses for a moment and then states "Great, now I'm making puns..." When she finally arrives, all the changelings are just standing around shouting "blah, blah, blah" to sound like incoherent conversation. The audience chamber is a large room surrounded by black, porous pillars that might remind someone of Swiss cheese. The floor is green and has a slight glow to it. Outside, the sky is purple, as it pretty much always is for some indiscernible reason. Chrysalis lands at the podium and begins to speak. "Alright everybody, settle down!" Chrysalis yells. "Now, how many of you have played musical instruments before." A small changeling with an executioner hood chimes in. "Do instruments of torture count?" Chrysalis just states "No." Soon, another changeling asks "Is mayonnaise an instrument" Chrysalis replies with an annoyed "No, Steve, mayonnaise is not instrument." Before Steve could ask his next question, Chrysalis cuts him off with "Horseradish is not an instrument either." Being so done, she decides to start class. "Alright, now everybody repeat after me" Chrysalis plays a few notes on her clarinet. "Now the brass!" The brass repeats her correctly, but a bit poorly... "Now the winds!" The woodwinds perform on par with the brass. "Now the drums!" Sadly, all the percussionists tried to blow through their mallets and sticks and they all shot towards Chrysalis pinning her to the wall. "Too bad that didn't kill me..." Chrysalis now begins the next lesson. "Alright, now let's try stepping in rhythm" Doomie stands up and asks enthusiastically "Is this the part where we start kicking?" Chrysalis replies, quite irked, "No, Doomie, that's the chorus line." Steve stands up "Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!" He then kicks the changeling next to him. Well, that changeling didn't take that hit lightly, and she beats him up and out of the audience chamber. Steve screams, and then there is a few seconds of silence. He sticks his head into the room, "whoever stole the white carriage, you left the lights on." He then walks in as he apparently was stuffed into a trombone, making notes as he walked. When he finally sat back down, the slide came down, but oddly when he opened his mouth the sound became lower! All Chrysalis could think at this point was It's going to be a long week... Day 2... The changelings were all marching around the outside of the hive. The path has a slight green aura to it and the black sides had stalactites growing under them. They were next to the green wall that lead into the hive, and the other side lead to a deep abyss. Within the mass, brass was in the back followed by percussion, and then woodwinds; all of which were playing quite poorly, but a bit better than the previous day. At the front was Chrysalis leading the band while walking back wards while the two-changeling Color Guard weakly twirled the red flags on the silver poles. "Flag twirlers, I want to see some spinning!" Chrysalis yells at the Color Guard as they start to spin faster. "Come on flag twirlers, I want to see some spinning!" The Color Guard spun even faster. "Flag Twirlers, let's move!!!" After that the flag twirlers twirled so fast that their flags become like propellers and the flew right into a tank, causing quite the explosion. With bits of the red flag parachuting back down, Doomie plays a funeral song on his trumpet. Everybody mourns... except for Chrysalis who is now lying on the ground thinking oh, dear goodness, what have I gotten myself into... Day 3... Back in the Audience Chamber, Chrysalis asks the tiny Executioner, "How's that harmonica solo coming, Jim?" "It's tremendous, wanna see?" Jim asks. Now when I said he was small, I meant, the-harmonica-was-way-bigger-than-him small. He runs to his first note and plays it, he now runs to next note until he is completely out of breath. He is now just spitting into the instrument as screams out in pain for him. Jim then collapses, completely breathless. Day 4... Chrysalis is up at the front of the Audience Chamber. "Well this is our last night together before the show" she states with fake confidence "but I can see that we got absolutely nowhere..." she adds as she sees Steve chewing on his instrument. "But I have a theory, people talk loudly when they want to act smart, right?" she adds in a last-ditch move in hopes to get them to at least sound believable. "Correct!" Jim chimes in. Chrysalis continues "So maybe if we play loudly, people will think we're good! Ready?" After that, all the changelings hold their instruments in excitement, and when they play... the notes crash so hard, cysts started bursting everywhere, send a strange green liquid flowing all over the hive. Chrysalis, with pinned to the wall from the sound states as her baton breaks "Okay, new theory, maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us." A changeling yells out in frustration "Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some of us didn't try to play with big meaty hooves." The changeling next to him heard his insult, makes a threatening motion and asks "What did you say, punk?" "Big, meaty, hooves!" the first replies in a smug fashion "Well these hooves are not just for impersonating Big Mac!" The second changeling says as he waves his hooves in circles, itching for a fight. "Bring it on punk, bring it on!" The first one says motioning to himself Doomie cuts in "No guys, let's be smart and bring it off." A fourth changeling, quite annoyed, says "Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us" Chrysalis states worriedly, "Okay, I know tensions are high" Boom! A giant fight breaks out with the entire hive. Instruments are being used as jousting lances, bos, and other weapons. "There's a deposit on that equipment... Settle down!" Chrysalis futilely yells to try to stop the fighting, however the moment the time comes for everyone to call it a day... "Hey! Class is over!" All the fighting stops and everyone starts to leave the audience chamber. Before they could leave, Chrysalis, fighting back tears appears at the exit. "Well, you did it" she starts, looking like she is about to cry "you took probably our only chance and striking the Crystal Empire again, and you crushed it. Crushed it in to little, bitty, bite-sized pieces. I expected better of you, I guess I'm a loser for that, now. Don't bother showing up tomorrow, I'm going to have find a new target. So thanks, thanks for nothing." Chrysalis leaves the Audience Chamber to head up to her room, where she will then proceed to cry until her tears run dry. Back in the Chamber, Doomie couldn't stand the guilt of see his Queen so upset, he just had to speak up. "What kind of monsters are we?" he begins. "That poor creature came to us in her hour of need, and we failed her. Chrysalis has always lead us through our conquests and has been there for us when it was convenient." Doomie walks up to the Changeling that dissed him earlier. "Sally, when your friend was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?" Sally states in confusion "A firepony?" Doomie then walks up to a large, muscular changeling and asks "Hans, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?" Hans responds "Some guy in an ambulance." Doomi then gets to his point "Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Chrysalis was a firepony, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band." The changeling that instigated the entire fight yells out "Yeah! For the firepony!" All the changelings start cheering. Doomie goes up to the podium, picks up the podium and says "Alright, let's make our Queen proud." Doomie begins the count-off "A-1, a 2, a skiddleliddledoo." Chrysalis could only sob all day, in her bed, with a frame not much different from the rest of the hive's walls, along with green sheets and pillows, her bedroom was wide, with a green glowing floor and a purple wall. There was a black night stand to the right of it, with a phone (Don't question it, just play along). The frame hoods over and has a veil. The phone next to her rings, and she answers it with "Hello, you've reached the hive of broken dreams, please leave a message after the bawl." A male, cocky voice came through the phone. "Sounds like you have failed again. Eh, Chrissy?" Chrysalis immediately recognized the voice "This isn't King Pupa, the person defeated me in the takeover of Sarasaland, is it?" The voice responds "The one and only. Word on the street is that you are planning to attack the Crystal Empire." Chrysalis stammers a bit "Y-Y-Yeah..." Pupa cuts her off "Well I also heard that you were planning to attack as a marching band. I would try to attack first, but I would surely love to watch you blow it" Chrysalis, steamed, says "Well my marching band is good and ready to kick your sorry flank when we're done!" before she realizes that she called off that attack and was royally screwed. Pupa says "Well, see you there, I hope the crowd brings lots of..." and then, in a whisper "ibuprofen." And then he hangs up. Chrysalis only had one thing to do... The first day of the Equestria Games all the marching bands were lining up in front of the entrance to the stadium. Chrysalis, flying way above, looked sadly down, realizing that she just completely doomed any chance of leaving this day with dignity. But she looks on the bright side "Well, at least things won't be bad if-" and then turning around... "Pupa doesn't find out!" Pupa looked like Chrysalis, except more masculine and had blue accents instead of green. Chrysalis was completely shocked... "What are you doing here?" "I just came to watch you blow it." Pupa states cockily. "So, where's your band?" Chrysalis had to come up with a lie to cover her sorry flank. "Umm, they all died in a marching accident." Pupa points behind her and asks "Then, who's that?" Chrysalis looks behind her to see her hive in marching uniform, with Doomie at the front. Shocked, she yells "Ahhh! That would be my band!" Pupa leans in to Chrysalis. "Well, Chrissy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look" he says while taking special note of Doomie doing some kind of weird dance. Chrysalis, in defeat, replies with "That's his... eager face." Unfortunately, they were up next, so the hive got ready to perform. "Well, I guess this is the last time I can show my face around the hives..." Doomie enthusiastically responds with "That's the spirit, my Queen!" In the stadium, which looked like your usual track and field area with purple seats and a clear, crystalline sky light. Ponies of all colors and races, as well both regular and crystal ponies, all crowded the stands. The announcer came over the PA "Ladies and Gentlecolts, let's give a big round of applause for this newcomer band from a foreign kingdom, the Soleanna marching band!" Chrysalis and her hive, already disguised, started to file into the stadium. Once they were all in position, Chrysalis picked up her baton and said, quite worried, "Alright let's get this over with." She then counts off, trying to look away from what seemed to be an impending disaster. "One...Two...T-three...Four." At that moment, the Trumpets blare out with a cadence that gets the crowd pumping. Chrysalis thought she hasn't blown it all, but then, she sees Jim playing a tune on the keyboard. Her worst fears had been surpassed, they weren't playing a marching show... they we're playing "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley! All Chrysalis could do was stare with a face that screamed "what the buck?" Pupa just laughed so hard. The guards knew that the band was an imposter, but they decided to let them finish since the crowd was enjoying it so much. After the performance, Chrysalis realized two things, they haven't been caught, and Pupa laughed so hard he died... so victory and vindication for her as she leaves with a smug grin. Once they get outside, however... Two guards standing at the exit intercepted them and took them away. Chrysalis knew it was too good to be true. One blasting later, it was back to square one. With the hive just lying and bleeding, Doomie asked Chrysalis "So, how do it think it went?"