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Pre-write: Wow, I've made these store stories into a series! I wanna thank all the Bronies/Pegasisters out there for inspiring me to tell more. All my newer stories will have this sort of layout, so they are much more explanatory, not just a conversation line and a backstory. OK, as we know, I've met several crazy mother about their daughters, but today, I tell you about the Crazy Father I met at a Big K-Mart Mall. Story: I'm browsing a humongous, pink, My Little Pony ailse looking for the latest set with Luna in it. along the way, I see a nine-year-old kid there, and Ask him what he's doing. (bold italics - me, italics - him.) "Hey, are you a brony, too?" "Nah, I'm just picking out a toy for my sister..." "Oh, Just wondering. Kinda rare to see bronies in pony ailses these days, trying to find one to talk with... ya know." "Yeah. Well, since you mention it, I am a brony, too..." *blushes as if he is embarrassed* "Oh, cool! I've came across a lot of people who don't like bronies, but it's good to see a confident one much younger than me." "Yeah... Who is the best pony?" "Rainbow Dash, of course!" "YES! I don't know why people like the others so much." *So, we ramble on about Rainbow for a bit, talk about bronydom, brohoof (A lot), so on, so forth... Until his father shows up... - his father is in italics now, but I'll signal whe his son steps up. "Hey, you! What are you doing with my son!" "Talking about My Little Pony... I heard he was a brony himself." "What!?" -As it turns out, he was a closet brony about to onfess to his father- a choice I made with my mom a while ago... "Yeah, he was talking about Ponies, how he watches the show, ya know?" "He likes Ponies? *Grumbles*" Son: "Dad, I've been watching it for a while, I just didn't tell you because I didn't know how you'd feel... I'm sorry..." Dad: "Put the pony back, we are going home to talk about this! I will not tolerate my son liking stupid technicolor ponies (He's inteligent enough to know that? Wow.)" "Sir, I don't think there's anything wrong with liking ponies, it's just a fanchise." "Look, kid, I don't know who you are, but don't talk about my son. I will not have him liking My Little Ponies. ESPECIALLY rainbow ones!" "Again, there's nothing wrong with it..." "Yes there is! I will not have a future man disgrace masculinity with ponies! nobody likes My Little Ponies who is a guy! You homosexual Pr k! "sir, please watch the language! I've went through this before, I don't want to again!" "aww, did I make you sad? Get out, Homo!" "sir, I hope you very well realize that by calling me a homo because I like ponies means you are calling your son one, and my Girlfriend is here with me right now. I can go get her, if you'd wish." "Go get her, prove you aren't homo." *about 1 or 2 minutes later* Now, this time I brought her into it, which was probably not a good idea, but it's for the sake of the language. "oh, so you DO have a mate, or is it just a hoax?!" "Are you joking?" "No! You could be lying! Kiss." "I won't kiss just to satisfy you, that's not only wrong, but just rude. Especially since I have to kiss in front of a child!" "Looks like you're homo after all! why don't you go and (Censored, because of the man's privacy, and his sad life)" *SWAG.MOV time, again (I love doing this) * "Ha, yeah, why don't you go screw yourself, you sad redneck b tch! HURHURHURHURHUR! *me and her together*, Su-WAG!" "OH, so you're secretly gay? knew it." "Heh, SWAG." Of course, Walking away wasn't easy, but it was fun. It's always good to Swag it out. Especially on these idiots I come across. By the way, about me and her-- We don't kiss. it seems stupid, instead we just hug. You may think that's weird, but it's lighthearted. I mean, really, I'm not a masculine person. Showin' of the Swag is Fun, especially in front of stupid parents. I hope his kid Bronies on, and doesn't worry about pressure. that's the future of bronies right there, ya know? Anyways, Keep calm and brony on. Don't let old homosexual insults get you, they are just unclever and unoriginal, not to mention immature. If I was gay, it really wouldn't matter, right? Brohoof /) Top number of people reading at 1 time - 16 -Want more of my life stories? I've got 9 more.
Alrighty! I just got out of an ASL'r, and this time I made HIM leave. wanna see these juicy trolls? here you go (censoring on some parts): Stranger: M You: sup Stranger: Asl You: I am my age, i am my gender, and im in my location You: you? Stranger: *censored* (aroused) You: hold on, let me find a fuck i can give You: oh wait, im all out You: sorry Stranger: Wow Your conversational partner has disconnected. WOOT! Thank me later, fillies and gentlecolts.
This post is used to describe my daily school life. This is not intended to classify anypony, or hurt anypony, just to describe some personalities. Thank you for your co-operation. ~Mirad Has anypony wondered what some other's schools are like? have you ever wondered what I go through? As some know, reading some things from me, I have Life Troubles. So, it's time to get this off my chest and then return to my daily forum life. So, here I have 5 classes. These classes are roundabout personalities of random people. Class 1 - The average Stallion/Mare. The average Stallion is a typical person. enjoying life, studying, working, talking with friends, and getting bullied. It's a normal highschool life, and is taken up by 82% of all highschoolers. While it may seem the best thing, its not. you normally arent liked, arent popular, and only have "True" friends. by this, I mean not people who were nice to you in middle school. Class 2 - The Cool Colt. Cool Colt, a class taken up by 8% of normal stallions. Normally on the football league, and one of it's best players. Cool Colt is also know for pickin' on the young'ns. you see, as a cool colt, your job is to scare the feeble ones, aka the Nerds, the Average Stallions and Mares, and some of your rivals. This really isnt a good choice, unless you love to have a school paparazi on you. Class 3 - The Whorse The Whorse is a typical Class 4 - Mirad Mirad is me. I'm average, under the line. I've announced my bronydom. and, well, it's not good. I have a club, a LOT of brony friends, I share my technologic music, and I have a Pegasister girfriend. yayy~ Besides that, I'm a little above the average line. I'm known pretty well, especially by the Cool colts. I guess Me and my friends/girlfriends is the 2% population. 5 - the nerds. The Nerds take up the last 7% of my school. Study a lot, into pokemon, bakugan, beyblade, mario, and sonic. They also tend to stick to the classroom, from what I've seen. in there bright and early, they are a typical school-ready person. they dont have the steriotype of being ugly, though. they dont look bone-skinny, and they arent covered in zits, along with a pencil pocket collar shirt. They are normal, just with a schooling personality. So, there's a little trip of my High School. Any questions? I'm willing to answer