The forums' hardest game

[Simon 4,524]

 

 

Morning

See it's a bad thing when people start waking up and I haven't gone to sleep.

 

Also -1

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Morning!

I'm afraid you'll have to beware.

I'm still as vigilant as ever!

 

1,

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

Everything will cease now. 

[Jeric 46,761]

Or maybe later?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'm afraid I cannot be stopped so easily.

You'll have to come up with something better than that.

Not even The Killjoy Simon can stop me!!

 

1,

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

Of course he can't stop you, he isn't the final boss of this thread. 

 

You will have to get through me if you want your true victory!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

A final boss to both positive & negative counters alike.

But I'm afraid this final boss is asleep or busy at the time when I'm more active.

Send in your minions instead then. They're no match for me.  :comeatus:

1,

[Simon 4,524]

 

 

They're no match for me.

lol and 0 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I almost forgot that I have to deal with Simon when I'm not busy.

How could you?!

^ I need to stop asking rhetorical questions..

 

1,

[Simon 4,524]

 

 

I almost forgot that I have to deal with Simon when I'm not busy.

See and the issue with me is that I don't sleep. <3

 

All the 0's 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I liked it better when you left to make sandwiches.

That way our victory was almost assured.

ALMOST...

 

I'd bet it tasted all that much greater thwarting our plans.

 

1,

[Simon 4,524]

I liked it better when you left to make sandwiches.

Unfortunately I still must leave to make sandwiches from time to time, but I won't allow that to stop me from destroying your count.  Although if you get to over 20 I might have to consider having pizzas delivered directly to my window to remedy the situation. 

 

Oh and 0

[Jeric 46,761]

-1

 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

When I am here, I never leave to make sandwiches. In fact, I barely eat.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll make sure I reach across the internet to make the pizza man hold you up in some way.

"Sir, we're going to have to check your ID. Step out of your residence please and come with us" 

I'll have to employ secret pizza man agents if I'm going to remedy the situation now.

 

Jeric!!! I can't handle negative counting at the moment, you dastardly thing!

 

1,

[Simon 4,524]

You can't go after my pizza!  That's just cruel!

 

0

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

 

 

Jeric!!! I can't handle negative counting at the moment, you dastardly thing!

 

1,

You don't have to, I stopped him before you posted.

 

Oh and both of you are stopped now.

 

Think of me as the third legendary in a legendary Pokemon trio. I am more powerful than both, and my purpose is to kick the two extremes' asses.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I don't even know whether or not that's a good thing.

Such ninjariffic times.

 

But yes. I'll have to drug those sandwiches. I'll send in some girl scouts for good measures.

They'll sort you out.

 

1,

[Simon 4,524]

 

 

I'll send in some girl scouts for good measures.

Thin mints <3

 

Nu I must stay focused.

 

0!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

So would you like those thin mints with triple anaesthetic effects, or quadruple. I assure you, they're quite potent!

And we'll even sell them free of charge!

1,

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

I don't have any need for your edibles.

[Simon 4,524]

I'd prefer them not drugged and still free <3

 

And 0

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Darn. I was sure I'd make a good bargain.

 

Maybe I can persuade you in other ways?  :comeatus:

How about some shipping? 

I'll ship you over to Antarctica, and that should work quite well to my advantage

 

1,

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Maybe the D42C can help here? One of the services we offer is drugging people's food. We could send you the drugs for your task, or for an increased fee, we will sent our agents to do all of the drugging work ourselves. However, if the target is a significant distance from our headquarters, you will be expected to cover the travel fees...

 

Anyway, 2!!

[Arylett Charnoa 4,917]

I find this talk of food to be displeasing. Therefore, I will come along and put an end to everything. APOCALYPSE ARYLETT!