Ask Queen Chrysalis

[Luna 831 465]

Queen can I hug you and cook for you.

[S. D. 49]

Well have fun whistle feet. I have to get back to my hive. But before i go, in the event that the hives you speak of are overpowered and defeated. How would you try to survive.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

My Queen tell me... What is love? Inb4 baby don't hurt me...

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@,

I do not understand how you could cook love for us...

 

@@S. D.,

I'd obviously run away with a few changelings, turn some ponies and rebuild the hives with the remaining changelings and changeling queens. 

 

@,

Love is the attraction to a specific character, adoration, positive feelings, etectra. It's one of the most powerful emotions, so creatures with a lot of love are easy to detect and drain.

[Luna 831 465]

i want to cook food for you my queen

[NightRaven 14]

Was this how you got into being evil:

Also, who do you see as the best CMC?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Do you play any video games?

[Luna 831 465]

Queen your so preety and your mane is awsome.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Are all the changelings male or is there no way to distinguish between the two sexes?

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@@Luna 831,

...how could you cook food for us, again?

 

@@NightRaven,

 Yes, this was how I got into being evil. It runs in the family. And as for the best cutie mark crusader... none, they are all annoying prats.

 

@,

I happen to enjoy Resident Evil. And the Sims 3. Oh how I laughed and laughed when I set my Sims on fire! Well... except they weren't laughing.

 

@@Luna 831,

 ....mmmhmm?

 

@,

Some changelings do have secondary sex characteristics, but otherwise the drones, workers, and soldiers are genderless. Queens are always female, though.

 

[Luna 831 465]

Queen so can I how are you today

[Azure Envy 1,092]

Dear Queen Chrysalis,

 

Are you planning another invasion soon?

 

If so, are you planning on winning this time?

 

Your Faithful Changeling,

 

Lunatic Envy

[Ianpiersonjdavis 512]

When Tirek escaped from Tartarus, I couldn't help but notice that the Changeling's were exempt from his magic-draining rampage.

 

Is there a reason for that?

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@@Luna 831,

I'm hungry, like always.

 

@@Lunatic Envy,  

I am planning another invasion, and don't worry, my faithful subject. I will win this time.

 

@@Ianpiersonjdavis,

Tirek can only drain unicorn, earth pony, griffon, zebra, and pegasus magic. Changelings are not one of the entities he can drain, thankfully.

[Luna 831 465]

Queen why are you always hungry n

[Azure Envy 1,092]

Dear Queen Chrysalis,

 

Your Highness, may I have a promotion? I've been around for five years and managed to survive all five of them including our previous invasion.

 

*looks around*

 

Which is more than I can say for the rest of these guys.

 

So, what do you say? I can bring a lot to the table when it comes to planning successful invasions. I might even be able to keep some of my uh... peers alive a little longer. To reclaim the throne that is rightfully yours, my queen.

 

Your Faithful Subject Itching for a Promotion,

 

Lunatic Envy

Edited August 4, 2014 by Lunatic Envy

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Have you ever been trolled by Discord? 

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@@Luna 831,
Because love is getting to be a very rare and precious resource.
 
@@Lunatic Envy,
I have no idea who you are, but fine, you are promoted to breeding manager. Have fun.
 
@,
Thankfully, no.

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Fun activities in your spare time?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Queen Chrysalis, are you aware that the arctic changeling hive has been able to invade British Columbia?

Edited August 24, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

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@,

 

STARTING EVIL INVASIONS!

 

@,

 

What is 'Briti-ssh Columb-bria'? 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

@,

 

STARTING EVIL INVASIONS!

 

@,

 

What is 'Briti-ssh Columb-bria'?

It is a province in the land of Canada, full of apologetic people whom the rest of the world thinks are lumberjacks who live in igloos and drive canoes

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@,

 

...um. Alrigggghhhttt? 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

You turn into a massive dragon to fight Discord, and he fires a Pinkie Pie & Rainbow Dash Double-Launcher at your face. What happens?

Edited August 26, 2014 by YetAnotherDiscord

[Azure Envy 1,092]

With all those holes in your legs, doesn't it get a bit drafty in the winter?