Ask Queen Chrysalis

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

If you werent a Queen what would you do? And no seizing power aint an option.

[Shift 4,271]

@,

I WIN FOR I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL PONIES!

 

@@Lunatic Envy,

It does, but the hive gets used to the draft. Even though it is rather annoying...

 

@,

I would become a MAFIA GODMOTHER!

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

@,

I WIN FOR I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL PONIES!

 

@@Lunatic Envy,

It does, but the hive gets used to the draft. Even though it is rather annoying...

 

@,

I would become a MAFIA GODMOTHER!

I can die peacefully now.

 

If love makes you stronger does sex make you invincible?

[Discorded flutter 15]

its you again... welp everypony to the moon... *ponyports everypony to da moon then ponyports myself*

[Shift 4,271]

@,

Sex is the most powerful form of love, and makes us almost invincible if done regularly. So yes, sex does make us almost invincible.

 

@@Discorded flutter, 

We'll just feed on the griffons, then.

Edited August 27, 2014 by Tfihs

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

@,
I was asking a joke a question... i didn't expect THIS!!!

What do i have to do to enter your royal guard? 

[Discorded flutter 15]

welp *dumps lava on queen whatever*

[Shift 4,271]

@,

Kneel before me, obviously!

 

@@Discorded flutter,

GAHHHH- IT'S QUEEN CHRYSALIS TO YOU! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE! HAHAHA- OW!

[Discorded flutter 15]

*dumps purity on queen whatever* welp imma go get the acid

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

@,

Kneel before me, obviously!

 

@@Discorded flutter,

GAHHHH- IT'S QUEEN CHRYSALIS TO YOU! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE! HAHAHA- OW!

Can i get a hug if i do that?

[Discorded flutter 15]

Can i get a hug if i do that?

ill hug yiu... *drags you into a vat of acid*

[Shift 4,271]

@,

...sure. 

 

@@Discorded flutter,

I have wings, fool! HUZZAH!

Edited August 29, 2014 by Tfihs

[Discorded flutter 15]

*cuts whatevers wings off then drops her in acid then makes it rain acid

[Shift 4,271]

@@Discorded flutter,

what are you- GUARDS, BRING THIS -OUCH- FOAL TO THE DUNGEON! I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS -HISS- SPECK OF VERMIN AGAIN! 

[Azure Envy 1,092]

Sorry boss, not my department. Could I get you anything else? Maybe a glass of lemonade?

[Shift 4,271]

@@Lunatic Envy,

As long as the lemonade is full of love, yes. 

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

My Queen *Bows* how prey tell do you tell the difference between some of the Changelings? Some of them look so similar and nearly identical.

[Shift 4,271]

@,

It's difficult, but we can use scanning magic to pick them out. Also, every changleing has a different magical signature and speaking voice, so that's good too.  

[Discorded flutter 15]

*banishes whatever to the moon and teleports away after cutting off whatevers horn*

[Guest]

What do you think of the Chrysalis x Celesta fanfics... If you don't mind that is.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

My Queen another question. What about Changeling deserters or Changeling outcasts like myself?

What is your way of dealing with them?

[Shift 4,271]

@@Discorded flutter,

YOU ARE GODMODDING! GUARDS! SEIZE HER!

 

@@Spreelly,

They are unrealistic and pathetic.

 

@,

WE SMITE THEM INTO THE GROUND THAT THEY TREAD!

[Guest]

Hehe okay

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Can you tell me your most embarassing moment?

[Discorded flutter 15]

ok ok ill stop   ya   with me now i have a present *gives whatever some fresh cookies made with love*   i hope you like em