Weird things your friends told you!

[Bronychan1214 150]

Hello....

 

I was just sitting in lunch at my highschool for the first time this year feeling freaked the fuck out because people whispering and staring and saying things then laughing. A senior rolled over and sat down I was thinking (time to fight) Becasue I was fed all this bs about how all the seniors want to beat up freshman. Well where I went none of that happened. Anyway she was a girl and she tried to get me to talk and because of my shyness I wouldn't so she just sat there rambling while I looked at the floor. And the last thing she said to me before she left was that she was a lesbian. Not that strange but first lesbian I know.

 

My current best friend who I am gonna lose sadly I met on the bus I took which I also took a lot of time to talk to people. 4 months into the first semester he sat with me and asked my name and I stayed quiet. He was talking again basically to himself. Right before I got off at my stop he named like 7 different genres of... anime porn. Like hentai yuri yauwi. Sorry dont know how to spell them and dont care enough to search up how. Anyway I got off and thought to give him a shot because he was different then the rest. Later figured out we have a lot of the shame fears disabilities and a lot of other stuff in common.

 

So what was the weirdest things your friend told you?

[Teller 360]

In real life, I act moderately flamboyantly.

"Tom, you're a fruit salad–why the fuck aren't you gay?" - Summary of All My Friends, 2014

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Nothing they said Nothing..............YET! I told one of my friends that i watch mlp all he did was laughing 

Edited June 28, 2014 by Saudi brony

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

the weirdest thing my friend told me was that he is bi-sexual while I was in his room while he had his shirt off I assumed he was kiddin because he had a girlfriend

Nothing they said Nothing..............YET! I told one of my friends that i watch mlp all he did was laughing 

If they do not respect who you are they are not your friends if my friend insulted me for being a Brony I would avoid him make him feel like I don't exist anymore after what he said until he finds some way to apologize 

[Deathstroke 1,564]

the weirdest thing my friend told me was that he is bi-sexual while I was in his room while he had his shirt off I assumed he was kiddin because he had a girlfriend

If they do not respect who you are they are not your friends if my friend insulted me for being a Brony I would avoid him make him feel like I don't exist anymore after what he said until he finds some way to apologize 

actually in where am from NO ONE care about what you watch do or believe, and as a side note: he laughed and i laughed so it wasn't such a mess

Edited June 30, 2014 by Saudi brony

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

actually in where am from NO ONE care about what you watch do or believe, and as a side note: he laughed and i laughed so it wasn't such a mess

might I ask where is such a place because where I went to school everypony was a Brony I had not seen so many Bronies in my life 

[Deathstroke 1,564]

might I ask where is such a place because where I went to school everypony was a Brony I had not seen so many Bronies in my life 

The name tells you that's all i can say, you guess use you're brain have fun!

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

The name tells you that's all i can say, you guess use you're brain have fun!

Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю,  :okiedokielokie:  well then see ya later mate (This doesnt translate to that)

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю,  :okiedokielokie:  well then see ya later mate (This doesnt translate to that)

Let me guess labeled me as a terrorist? It's ok i have heard worse and seen worse

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Let me guess labeled me as a terrorist? It's ok i have heard worse and seen worse

what no I didnt I just like typing in other languages im not an asshole here, "Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю" translates to "Alright then thanks I guess" 

Edited June 30, 2014 by PonygamesFluttershy

[Invincible 2,090]

Pulling all-nighters sometimes have... adverse effects on me and my friends.

 

Me: "What kind of sauce do you want for your pancakes?"

Friend: "...Clefairy."

Edited June 30, 2014 by Terminus

[yeet 2,026]

I'm not sure if I can post this, but meh, weirdest thing at the time.

 

I was in year for in primary school, so I was like 8-9 at the time, and in the computer room my friend just randomly went to me and said.

"A dildo is what a woman uses to masturbate." I was just WTFing the whole time and I told the teacher, who then told me off for it.

There's been other stuff he said to me too, but that's the only one I really still remember.

[mars 4,861]

My friend turns to me in a 9th grade class and cries, "I'MMM ITCHY."

 

I ask her, "Scratch it?"

 

And she whispers, "I can't. I shaved down there."

 

and i was just like, "oh"

[Mae Borowski 356]

Rainbow Dash is love...Rainbow Dash is life..

 

http://youtu.be/tiNV9r34eac

[Bronychan1214 150]

Rainbow Dash is love...Rainbow Dash is life..

 

I was expecting a song and at 1:40 or close to there things just got weird....I did not finish the video.

[Mae Borowski 356]

I was expecting a song and at 1:40 or close to there things just got weird....I did not finish the video.

then you havent seen the original video i made a spoof of 

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Rainbow Dash is love...Rainbow Dash is life..

 

Wow. That was astonishingly beautiful,yet terrifying all at he same time. 

 

[Mae Borowski 356]

Wow. That was astonishingly beautiful,yet terrifying all at he same time. 

 

 

oh just imagine this one

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

@,*my face right now*

 

 

 

 

Nothing says you love a character more than letting them fill....you up with...animals.

*tries to comprehend the statement just made*

 

 

 

Edited June 30, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Mae Borowski 356]

@,*my face right now*

 

 

 

 

Nothing says you love a character more than letting them fill....you up with...animals.

*tries to comprehend the statement just made*

 

 

 

 

Master Pinkamena knew i was making these did she not?

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Master Pinkamena knew i was making these did she not?

I had no idea you were actually serious   

 

They are hilarious yet disturbing!   

[Mae Borowski 356]

I had no idea you were actually serious   

 

They are hilarious yet disturbing!   

 

well i was determined to make something funny

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

well i was determined to make something funny

Well you did,tho id say you took the 'wtf did i just hear' meter up to 11 lol

[Mae Borowski 356]

Well you did,tho id say you took the 'wtf did i just hear' meter up 11

 

hahaha better than the original

[Bronychan1214 150]

then you havent seen the original video i made a spoof of 

 

Dear lord I watched the whole thing....I am just gonna go be traumatized for a bit if you dont mind.