Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Sugar Pea 2,679]

Watch out! I have a cat, and I'm not afraid to use her!

[Guest]

Throws wooden chair at you  

[Grepper 3,190]

I grab a Facebook "Like" button and stab you with it. Hey, I don't use them for anything else!

[Star Racer 198]

Youre so screwed. I got drumsticks.

[Grepper 3,190]

I have a five-gallon bucket.

[baba_booey 4,290]

I shout into a microphone plugged into a computer with "echo" on so loud that your head explodes.

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with a Roto-Tiller.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'll make you choke on a coughdrop!

[Grepper 3,190]

I drown you using a garden hose.

[Rosemary Comet 76]

You're unconscious because I choked you with a phone charger.

[Grepper 3,190]

I swing a corded microphone around and hit you with it like a whip.

FATAL.

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

Well a @Greppertas

 

I just took my phone chord and strangled you with it... Enjoy!

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with a key to a filing cabinet.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

A bar of Chocolate. Let me just melt this thing and dump the hot results on your face.

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with my Mac OS X Snow Leopard installation disc. It's not good for anything else.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Fling my phone at you..

[Grepper 3,190]

Now I throw an even-more-useless Windows XP install disc at you.

[DJ Onex 1,673]

And now, for my finishing move!

'Throws money'

[LittleMac 3,082]

Dad, kill!

[Grepper 3,190]

I choke you with a musical note.

And now, for my finishing move!

'Throws money'

 

I don't know how that could be fatal.

Thanks!

Edited May 31, 2015 by Greppertas

[Sonictails10 21]

*Looks at straw*

 

Bend over and prepare your 18+ rated area!

[JonasDarkmane 19,757]

*Looks at my drinking glass* *Breaks it and uses it then* 

 

Yup, that just happened :T

[Eye Whisperer XX 32]

*Hits jonasdarkmane with the remote that's at my left*

[Diamond* 530]

I shall kill you with my Raspberry Pi 2 somehow.

[Grepper 3,190]

I will somehow kill you with a Banana Pi.

Edited June 3, 2015 by Greppertas