Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

It's my math test. Screw that, I'm not going to waste my valuable test just to kill someone!

 

[Not implying that test is more valuable than life.]

Edited June 4, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with an 18mm wrench.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

Die from a haribo candy!!!! Gotcha!!!!

[JonasDarkmane 19,757]

I kill you with my drawing pencil D:<

[Misty Rose 3,213]

Death by air!!!!

[Misty Rose 3,213]

Death by air!!!!

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with an ice cream scoop.

[Attack of the Pwns 893]

Pick your poison, Greppertas.

[JonasDarkmane 19,757]

I kill you with my eraser 

Death by air!!!!

The most deadly weapon of all 

[Grepper 3,190]

I shall kill you with my sword.

[Guest]

Smashes glass cold bottle on your head.. ouch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'll smother you to death with this Twilight Sparkle pillow.

[Grepper 3,190]

I hit you with my desk lamp.

[Misty Rose 3,213]

Behold my small (non-MLP) horse plushie! It shall be your death! Edited June 4, 2015 by Pink Mist

[CuckooPone 43]

I have a (half dead) cactus :DDD I think that may be a little brutal heh

[gamecubeguy214 2,510]

It hit you with my phone! It goes beyond the moon into the cosmos because it's the LG Cosmos 3! Yea, I know.

[Misty Rose 3,213]

I can get the Hulk to lift this couch and throw it at you :okiedokielokie:

[Grepper 3,190]

I pick up a pinecone and throw it at you.

[_Kurtis 635]

I don't think my router would do much damage. 

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with an expensive gaming chair.

Edited June 4, 2015 by Greppertas

[Superstars111 79]

I will use this blanket to choke and smother you.

[Grepper 3,190]

I will spill boiling coffee over you.

[gamecubeguy214 2,510]

_{I'll give you a taste of your own medicine that is half the amount of mg with the power of Fresca!}

[Grepper 3,190]

I throw a People back-issue at you.

[Shikilicious 69]

I'm sorry, but you gonna' suffer death by baby powder... somehow