Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

*looks out the window to my left* My broken down truck.....

*slams the hood on your skull, then tries to crank the engine, resulting in all the open lines throwing hot oil, gas, water, and various engine stuff on you*

Im getting a bit giddy thinking about these.

[Grepper 3,190]

You, sir, are extremely clever.

There is nothing that is on the arm of my chair that is different from last time (my tablet, and I stopped using my stuffed giraffe a while ago) so *looks on shelf farther to left* Headphones! Time to make them go up to 11! *rubs hands together*

 

Does it actually have to be on my real-life left? I assumed it was a hypothetical left.

 

---

*Turns around 180^o*

*Throws my iPod dock at you*

[Star Racer 198]

The wall again. *quickly throws you through it, then follows you and beats you with a pipe that was in the wall*

Just imagine how much blood would be shed because of that.....hehehe

[Grepper 3,190]

I hit you with a microphone stand.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*kills you with my now empty bag of skittles by making you smell the delicious smell of the absent candy* 

[Star Racer 198]

A pile of shoes. *grabs highheels, and then you have no eyes.*

[Grepper 3,190]

I hit you with my large sheet music-filled binder.

[Star Racer 198]

Oooo, a fellow musician, huh? Just a sec....back.

*beats you to death with my marching snare sticks*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*shoves a tv remote down your throat*

I never liked that remote anyway.

[Star Racer 198]

*zips up unzipped sleeping bag*

*brings it down over you*

*Dropkicks you off porch onto leftover debris below*

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with my alarm clock.

[gamecubeguy214 2,510]

1/8 full can of cola.

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with a broken 3D printed earbud wrap.

[Star Racer 198]

Fireplace.

I love it when they scream....

[Grepper 3,190]

I whip you to death with an extension cord.

 

Fireplace.
I love it when they scream....

 

Sadist...

Psycho...

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Wii Controller! I'd use the giant hand's finger to poke you to death! Hard!

 

..Darn it, out of batteries!

Edited June 19, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Star Racer 198]

Sadist...

Psycho...

Thanks for the compliment.

 

Measuring cup caked with baking soda? How the *yay* am I supposed to kill you with that?! Cmon, guys, i really need some better equipment than this.

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with a Chopin CD.

[Star Racer 198]

A rather thick wooden door, with three windows in it.

There isnt enough space to explain how it would happen, but the door would be fire kindling afterwards.....

Edited June 19, 2015 by Star Racer

[Grepper 3,190]

I kill you with a cardboard box containing packing peanuts and an Apple iBook.

[Star Racer 198]

My parents headboard.

Just add the remains of it to the fire kindling.

[Grepper 3,190]

I hand you a Firefox. You burn to death.

[yayayayayala 1,666]

I hand you a Firefox. You burn to death.

Which happens to be the browser I'm using. XD

 

A large 374-page book, and a kawaii GoGroove panda speaker.

[Grepper 3,190]

I force you to eat Chromium.

(The open source version of Google Chrome, in case you didn't know.)

[Magic Gypsy Dice 346]

*Kills yayayayayala :3 by smashing a light bulb of a lamp starts stabbing yayayayayala :3 with the lamp spear*