Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

A trombine in its case, PREPARE TO FACE MY BAND NERD WRATH!!!

[Kookie 135]

Oh yeah! Well hee hee with my Mr. WOLFY hand puppet!

 

Oh yeah! Taste the hand puppet!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Feel the wrath of my slinky!

[Marciblook 610]

I slap you around with a soft foam sandal, then stabs you with it into your eye, giving you a horrible infection

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Argh! My eye! IT BURNS!

 

*Looks to my left*

 

Oh, so that's to my left. And I have to kill someone with it. Well, I think it's fitting for the last thing the person I'm killing to find out is just how much I like video games and Nintendo.

 

*Beats you to death with my Lego recreation of 8-bit Link from The Legend of Zelda (as in the first NES game, not the series)*

[Star Racer 198]

You shall die from a chair from the band room.

[Phia99 2]

To my left is a rope. *chokes star racer and kicks him off his race car*

[Star Racer 198]

I dont have a race car.....also, i drop a concert bass on you.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

A pillow.....uhhhhh

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Wow you're weak, beaten to death with a pillow, tsk tsk tsk

 

I can just imagine the crime scene now

 

"Sir the victim only seems to have a very small bruise on his pinky finger"

 

"Have you checked for internal bleeding?"

 

"Yes sir but I'm afraid the pinky is the only evidence we could find"

 

"Wait, what's this in the ground"

 

"It's a feather, it appears to be from a pillow sir"

 

"Mother of god..."

 

"What is it sir?"

 

"The victim was CHICKENED to death!"

 

Then the local 'pillow feather' chicken farmer is blamed and I get off Scott free

Edited July 18, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Star Racer 198]

I got a bathtub.....guess i could drown ya, if not just slam your head into it repeatedly.

[lemonlimepony 10]

You have been obliterated by my cousin.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Let's see...a note book....a Death Note to be exact!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Death by basket. Oh and by the way, somehow all your merchandise is missing. Wasn't me.  :comeatus:

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Death by "buy one ice cream sandwich, get one free" coupon. Now that's just cold

[sasuke 328]

YOU SHALL DIE FROM.... Narnia? XD

[Star Racer 198]

You will now be kiled by...a smart board?! What the hay?

[S. D. 49]

YOU SHALL BE KILLED BY MY 20 SIDED DICE

 

I ROLL A CRITICAL INTO YOUR FACE

[Star Racer 198]

You shall now die by my very quiet friend.........its always the quiet ones.

[S. D. 49]

you choke on my broken watch

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

you accidentaly walks over my favourite decorated landmine i loved that landmie! evil!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I SHALL SLICE YOUR SKIN TO SHREDS WITH THE PAPER I HAAaaavv....oh wait no I don't want to mess up this paper! It's important drawings for my mom nvm that, BOOK ATTACK!!! *starts hitting you on the head with a thick book*

[DragonAria 314]

ooh damn you killed one of my best friends! :angry:

 

 

(I'm in a cemetery)

 

 

 

 

*looks at her left*

 

 

 

 

 

*THROWS DEADLY TOOOMBSTOOOONE!!!*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

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[yayayayayala 1,668]

Oh look, my headphones. *puts them on your head, turns on some Break Your Speakers Edition dubstep video and slowly raises the volume all the way up* >:3