Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[LHfunk 422]

I've got multiple objects to my left. I'm going to go ahead and choose the slingshot.

[Chaton 3,765]

I've got multiple objects to my left. I'm going to go ahead and choose the slingshot.

 

Oh damn. Following that logic, there is actually a volcano to my left. Mind if I use that?

[Lulaypp 2,542]

The same chair I used some post ago.

[LHfunk 422]

Oh damn. Following that logic, there is actually a volcano to my left. Mind if I use that?

Technically I meant there were a lot of objects on each other next to me. And yes, I do mind if you use a volcano. 

[Lulaypp 2,542]

Still that same chair.

[Grepper 3,190]

My portable cassette player just killed you.

...

Sorry.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A box fan. I'm going to blow you away! 

[captainborgue 343]

A grandfather clock converted into a gun cabinet that currently holds two shotguns and 150 shells. It would be very messy apparently.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

Behold for my designer milk bottel lamp, I'll strangle you with the wires and smash your head with the lamp itself, muhahahaha!!!!!

[JeyWiz 1,093]

I... I... I don't wanna kill you. So, I'll use my pillow and hit you with it! I hope you don't get hurt though.

[Stormlight 1,371]

Well, I don't know how affective it will be, but I guess a blue retainer case will do.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

I'll put your head in my backpack and close the zippers so you suffocate, muhahahaha >:3

[Lulaypp 2,542]

*looks to left*

.....

Newspaper. What am I gonna do with this. Think I can line them on the floor and make you fall.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

*sees newspapers on the floor* *steps over them* nice try, and sorry that I have to kill you now *drops gigantic bookcase on your head*

[Lulaypp 2,542]

Since I am lying on my side, the thing on my left is the floor. I'll smash you on the floor.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

*has remainded in same place since last post* okay,so the bookcase didn't work. Then lets try to throw the books at you untill they finaly smash you to death or you're completely burried in boring, theological books from the school library.

[Lulaypp 2,542]

*runs*

You shall be attack by the sink or the counter!!!

[LHfunk 422]

Still have my slingshot next to me. And things to shoot out of it.

[Lulaypp 2,542]

My sister's geography book. Hopefully she won't mind.

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

My friend. *picks up friend* *throws friend at you* get them, saph!!!

[Lulaypp 2,542]

CHARGE!!!! *runs with a wooden chair*

[Chaton 3,765]

A chainsaw.

 

Y'all picked a bad day

[Lulaypp 2,542]

NOOOOOO!!!!!

MUG! ATTACK!!!!

[Star Racer 198]

Four timpanies,a drumset, drum stands, various percussion equipment, and a corner. Im glad i just happened to be napping in the drum closet,

[Summer Breeze 2,521]

Four timpanies,a drumset, drum stands, various percussion equipment, and a corner. Im glad i just happened to be napping in the drum closet,

( why are you napping in the drum closet? )

 

 

 

Aaaanyway, beware because that was your last nap. I'll kill you with... The armrest of my couch!!! Muhahahaha

Edited April 21, 2016 by Summer Breeze