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How did it feel to be turned to stone?

Try standing still for more than a decade. It's not a fun experience.

 

What do you think of this?

Wait, chaos that I didn't cause! I'm losing my touch, hmm, guess that's Fluttershy's influence. :smug:

 

can you eat gemstones, like Spike?

Eat gemstones? Heh, I prefer seeds or chocolate milk but I can eat anything I wanted to.

 

Toucan Sam, Ireland, a barrel of monkeys and codpiece?

Well, just add in a touch of rainbow and maybe some everfree root and you have a very good chaotic potion in the making.

 

It seems even the gods have love in their hearts, for you its Fluttershy

 

*reaches into chest and pulls out a heart and throws it away*

I don't know what your talking about. *crosses arms*

 

what do you think of... THE WABBAJACK?

 

hahahahahaha, oh I can turn that thing into a frog from five lunar cycles away.

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Wait, chaos that I didn't cause! I'm losing my touch, hmm, guess that's Fluttershy's influence. :smug:

 

Fluttershy definitely does take the strength of the enemy and weakens it down. Yet she's still the timid one.

Anyways I got a couple questions.

 

1. How does one drink a chocolate milk of a glass?

 

2. Did you cause this? http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/chart-beat/6176745/weird-al-yankovic-billboard-200-mandatory-fun-number-one. If you don't know, Weird Al is basically the cheese sandwich of the human world.

 

3. Can you give Fluttershy 100 billion bits, she asked me to ask you to get her 100 billion bits?

 

4. Last question, have you met shed.mov Fluttershy?

 

Anyways, that is all I hope your day goes splendWAIT!

 

PINKIE! What the hell are you doing!

 

I just wanted to ask Discord one question, next time it rains chocolate milk, could you also make it rain whipped cream?

 

Now that's it I swear to god, Pinkie, I don't want you interrupting me when I'm talking to people. Anyway, now that's it, I hope your day goes splendid

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1. How does one drink a chocolate milk glass?

2. Did you cause this?

3. Can you give Fluttershy 100 thousand bits, she asked me to ask you

4. have you met shed.mov Fluttershy?

5. next time it rains chocolate milk can it also rain whipped cream?

1. I don't know? I just hate drinking the actual milk

2. Umm, *thinks for a second* yes I did!

3. *folds arms* well then she can ask me herself

4. can't say I have, no

5. well Pinkie *snaps fingers and it rains chocolate milk and whipped cream* there you go!

 

you are honestly the best villain ever

*bows* thank you good pony, I do have a certain charm about me, don't I?

 

how's your reforming going?

*top hat and monacle appear on Discord*

just look at me, I'm reformed already

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1. I don't know? I just hate drinking the actual milk

2. Umm, *thinks for a second* yes I did!

3. *folds arms* well then she can ask me herself

4. can't say I have, no

5. well Pinkie *snaps fingers and it rains chocolate milk and whipped cream* there you go!

First off, Pinkie is thankful that you also made it rain whipped cream, also:

That's SHED.MOV Fluttershy

Another thing, I happen to be in the Everfree Forrest right now, and I'm also making an ask pony blog with my friend Button Mash, however, I'm not sure why I didn't turn into a pony, anyways, could you do a little favor for Lyra, who also happens to be at my house (she's very, and I repeat very interested in me, maybe it's because I'm a human), could you give her hands. Oh, and feel free to visit my house anytime you want, just don't turn my collection of cds into a bunch of dancing midgets covered in peanut butter. 

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can you make it rain on Dinky Doo, she's being mean

 

a finally somepony with a great request, *snaps fingers as Dinky Doo becomes nice and clingy to Pip*

there you go squirt, enjoy

 

could you give Lyra hands? Oh and feels free to visit my house anytime you want, just don't turn my CD's into a bunch of dancing midgits covered in peanut butter.

 

hands? Hmmm, *snaps fingers as Lyra gains fingers* oh and yes *snaps fingers again as CD's become dancing midgits covered in grape jelly* ah there we go.

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a finally somepony with a great request, *snaps fingers as Dinky Doo becomes nice and clingy to Pip*

there you go squirt, enjoy

 

 

hands? Hmmm, *snaps fingers as Lyra gains fingers* oh and yes *snaps fingers again as CD's become dancing midgits covered in grape jelly* ah there we go.

God damn you Discord.

 

Here, might as well introduce myself. My name is Plot Line, I am an actor, musician, and comedian, and I'd like some cake.

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