Talking to inanimate objects

[ponytheorist 181]

Someone could write a theory about it.

A theory about it? What do you mean?

[\/ 650]

A theory about it? What do you mean?

Why not theorize why it sounds crazy. It could sound completely normal if you made it seem so.

[ponytheorist 181]

Why not theorize why it sounds crazy. It could sound completely normal if you made it seem so.

There is no way that wouldn't sound crazy

[\/ 650]

There is no way that wouldn't sound crazy

I thought it sounded completely fine. I can offer you myself for study, upon which you can form a theory about why I think it sounds normal.

[pocketshotgun 39]

Nah, everyone does this, it's normal. The problem is if it starts talking back then you have to hire a priest.

 

I speak from experience.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I talk to my plushies. But,they never talk back. 

[Haruhi-chan 486]

I always do this. I love talking to my Axel plush and making him talk in this small voice. XD Don't judge me.

[Venomous 18,813]

While I I don't talk to objects, I do talk to my dog a lot.

[Queen Sparkle 104]

I talk to my stuff however if other people think it's weird but that's like saying a brony is *** when their not

[ponylaces 1,869]

Usually to my computer. I call it stupid and I always pressure it to load.

 

sorry comp :c

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Yep. Kinda ordinary for me to do so. My Pinkie t-shirt for example,  which i talk to quite often for comfort and worship. Or, my Phone, TV, Computer, which i either yell at when im frustrated since something happened, or just speak to when hoping to all lords out there in all of the multiverses that nothing breaks when im do something important. Oh, and i tend to talk to nothing/air sometimes, pretending that its a lord listening to me...

 

...Please dont send me to a mental institiution. Im happy like this.

 

(PS: Lord is my version of 'God'. But, i like to pretend they're High in numbers and not as 'Almighty'. Oh, and there is a Lord for everything that has a bit of significance. Mysteries, for example : P)

(PPS: I mostly believe in the 'Lords' for a little comfort. I dont believe in all the stuff religions say, but i do believe in something bigger out there. So, i Invented Lords for my insanity to hide in. It might have had the opposite effect, but i dont really care.)

[Princess Pinny 6,099]

What? This is crazy! Only certifiably insane people would even think of holding conversations with their...DAMN CHARGING CORD SLIPPED OUT OF MY STUPID F**K**G TABLET AGAIN, STAY IN, DAMMIT!

Lol

 

I do it all the time, cause I'm insane

[MozillaToast 233]

I regularly curse at my T.V and laptop, I hear them crying at night.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Lol

 

I do it all the time, cause I'm insane

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Well, what good is sanity if you can't occasionally be insane?

[thatonepony12 88]

i yell at my xbox alot and sometimes when im bored i talk to my doctor whooves plushie and sometimes at night in the dark he tells me to do things awful awful things.................

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[DATA EXPUNGED 324]

If I was ever caught talking to inanimate objects, my friends would have me diagnosed with Acute Clinical Insanity. 

[powerpuff-tsubasa 447]

i often talk to plushies and my favorite cartoon characters. as i often see them as real friends

[Dreambiscuit 8,021]

i often talk to plushies and my favorite cartoon characters. as i often see them as real friends

I talk to my plushies too. I grew up with them and they are a part of my family. A lot of little kids treat everything like it's alive. I was no different and I'm still like that to this day. There are cultures that see life or spirit in everything. I can get with that just fine. 

[powerpuff-tsubasa 447]

I talk to my plushies too. I grew up with them and they are a part of my family. A lot of little kids treat everything like it's alive. I was no different and I'm still like that to this day. There are cultures that see life or spirit in everything. I can get with that just fine.

 

theyre my modern family now

[Magic Rasin 180]

  I tend to talk to things with faces (drawings, stuffed animals, the pony sitting in the corner of my desktop, etc) whenever I feel the need to talk. Really useful in cheering me up if I'm not feeling 100% at the moment.

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

The only time I ever talk to an inanimate object is when I'm yelling at a game. "Come on, Clyde, you're not like that!"

[Guest]

I talk to many of the inanimate objects found in my room. Sometimes I can't even throw them anywhere or treat them roughly and I usually apologize to them if they are "hurt".

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,223]

I mostly talk to myself when I am alone. I guess that is close enough to an inanimate object. XD

[Poly Lingua 37]

I talk to myself a lot, sometimes to an imaginary friend/person, or sometimes to a plush.

However, more often than not I talk to my computer, especially if it's being slow or the internet is being annoying.

[Dynamo Pad 10,775]

Sometimes I talk to my plush and figures, especially my Twilight, Pinkie and Piplup plushies.