What are your favorite Onion articles?

[lomk 20,658]

The Onion has been around for a lot longer than I thought. It never hit me that they've been a thing since 1988!

 

So what are your favorite articles by The Onion?

 

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

 

Also, did you think The Onion was legitimate news the first time you heard of them or did you know right off the bat that it was parody?

Edited July 25, 2014 by Spacey Woona

[TenorSounds 831]

I love pretty much every one I see, but this popped-up on my facebook wall and it's probably one of my favorites:

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-authorities-currently-racing-down-highway,34462/