Ask 11thDoctorWhooves

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Oh, but you have forgotten, Doctor, I am an SCP. Why is that? because I have the ability to eat atleast FORTY TWO whole medium-large sized rooms of Marmalade, along with bread/toast. Fear me, doctor, I've eaten hundreds of rooms of Marmalade.

I'm sure you can eat a whole hotel full of rooms stocked with marmalade, but how about a room the size of a 200 story hotel that has its stock of marmalade as soon as 98% of it has been eaten.  Endless marmalade.  Fear me.

[10InTheTardis 509]

I'm sure you can eat a whole hotel full of rooms stocked with marmalade, but how about a room the size of a 200 story hotel that has its stock of marmalade as soon as 98% of it has been eaten.  Endless marmalade.  Fear me.

 

Well then, unless you have some sort of means of getting it all to me before I'm hungry again, I'm afraid it wont matter how large your room is. You would need some sort of marmalade cannon, or perhaps a party cannon.

Edited March 4, 2015 by 10InTheTardis

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Well then, unless you have some sort of means of getting it all to me before I'm hungry again, I'm afraid it wont matter how large your room is. You would need some sort of marmalade cannon, or perhaps a party cannon.

We'll see about that.

 

*Takes out Sonic Screwdriver and points at nearby party cannon and marmalade refill robots*  There we are, a Marmalade Party Cannon!

[10InTheTardis 509]

We'll see about that.

 

*Takes out Sonic Screwdriver and points at nearby party cannon and marmalade refill robots*  There we are, a Marmalade Party Cannon!

 

 

Well then... I uhh... shoot, you cheeky little timelord! I'm out of lame excuses...

 

Oh! I know! Although I am an SCP, I'm Euclid, meaning I'm not a threat to the entire universe or anything, so therefore, you have no reason to use that party cannon, right? I mean, after all, a great-yet-annoying man pony once said, "What's the point of having two hearts if you can't be a little forgiving once and a while?".

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Well then... I uhh... shoot, you cheeky little timelord! I'm out of lame excuses...

 

Oh! I know! Although I am an SCP, I'm Euclid, meaning I'm not a threat to the entire universe or anything, so therefore, you have no reason to use that party cannon, right? I mean, after all, a great-yet-annoying man pony once said, "What's the point of having two hearts if you can't be a little forgiving once and a while?".

 

No more second chances, thats not the kind of man I am now.......

[Critical Mass 178]

I could forge a blade out of pears for you.

 

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I could forge a blade out of pears for you.

 

I don't think such a blade would make a great weapon, but I'd give it a try.

[Critical Mass 178]

I don't think such a blade would make a great weapon, but I'd give it a try.

I'll renforce it and compress the pear material with the skin being sharp and stong the handle is up to you.

Edited March 10, 2015 by Decanus Nexus

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I'll renforce it and compress the pear material with the skin being sharp and stong the handle is up to you.

That should work, but honestly, what would I need a pear based sword for?

[10InTheTardis 509]

That should work, but honestly, what would I need a pear based sword for?

 

poetic justice against both evil and pears at the same time. and you wouldn't have to worry about matter-eater-lad coming in and ruining your fun by eating the sword either, I hear he hates pears, too.

 

Also, your Marmalade rooms are now full of pear marmalade, did I mention I have other marmalade abilities? for I am AVA-SCP-ATAR THE LAST MARMALADE-BENDER!

[Koukatsu 5,898]

WHY DO YOU LICK SO MUCH STUFF?!

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

WHY DO YOU LICK SO MUCH STUFF?!

Because stuff is generally tasty.

[The Professor...8D 823]

If you were to meet yourself again............would you be able to eat your self.............

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

If you were to meet yourself again............would you be able to eat your self.............

 

No, as this would cause a rift in the space time continuum.

[Critical Mass 178]

Doctor I need a set of gloves that are able to regenerate or have the ability to time travel.

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Sorry, I only have gloves that clean themselves after eating a dinner of fish fingers and custard.