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[Samurai Equine 45,878]

[Tom Snyder 4,111]

I  don't know how funny this will be, but here goes:

 

First day of college, the Dean pointed out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the same for male dormitory. Breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, second time will be fined $60 and third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" 

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

[Skeletor Brony 703]

America has had so many accidents and tragedies it's almost like it was built on thousands of ancient native american burial grounds.

[Tom Snyder 4,111]

America has had so many accidents and tragedies it's almost like it was built on thousands of ancient native american burial grounds.

That was terrible, not even a bit funny.  :okiedokielokie:

[Wyzecat 350]

"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

[Tom Snyder 4,111]

Crap!  ya got me there!   Nice one!

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Pudding. 

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]