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What would daily life under a nomadic tribe of bronies and peggies be like?


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A group of bronies and pegasisters settled in a certain empty region, and founded several nomadic tribes there, away from the ones who built cities.

I really wonder how would these things be like in these tribes:

EDIT: I want to know about daily activities, survival methods, and type of terrain suitable for the tribe.

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Can you please explain further in detail? As in "they elect a council of rulers or a single chief", "they love archery, warfare, and oral poetry and log songs", "theie extended families are headed patriarchally or matriarchally, depending on the tribe/clan".

 

Bonus points if you tell me some specific customs from the "Brony Tribes", like nose-booping, painting horses, veneration of horses, and ridiculous debates on "who is best horse" ; THOSE are the kinds of answers that I am looking for!

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I think a tribe of bronies and pegasisters would be alittle different than main stream society honestly. Yes we are people obviously but don't you feel like we share common values? Upholding honesty, generosity, loyalty, kindness, and laughter! Also I'm sure we'd elect a princess to govern us lol.

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Well I think life would all depend on who's governing, if it was controlled by say the bad side of the fandom(you know those idiots who think it's a fact that Fluttershy is best pony and constantly yell at their friends about it)Well I believe it would be something along the lines of the soviet union under Joseph Stalin. If it was controlled by say the members of this forum(I'm still quite amazed by how well you guys seem to get along)then I think things would be pretty good. I shall now talk in detail about what life would be like with either group in charge.

 

Life under the good side of brony fanbase:
If bronies followed the example of the show then life would work like this, You get up in the morning and turn on your television, What airs is reruns of previous episodes fan material and brony analysis. Later in the morning you go outside and get to work, everyone works to help their fellow bronies out and not for profit gain. Everyone socializes and tries to get along as much as possible. As for government what need would there be for one, If everything is so utopian then why would anyone need a government. So the end result is...socialism???

 

Life under the bad side of the brony fandom:

If bronies consistently fought each other(as some do)then life would be like this, the society would begin with a war over who best pony is, now let's say the rarity side wins, Under the rarity regime life would work like this. You get up in the morning and swear an oath of loyalty to rarity and the regime, you then turn on state television where what is aired is compilations of rarity clips episode reruns(commonly edited to get as much rarity in as possible)fan material(mostly about rarity)and analysis videos(mainly talking about what a big part rarity played). You then work on a state farm where most of the food is used for the soldiers so as to help the war for for rarity fanboy supremacy, the goal of the war is to enforce mlp on all the world and to make all people except rarity as their lord and saviour. They also wish to abduct the creators so as to force them to create the rarity show a spin off dedicated to rarity. All peoples who do not except rarity as best pony are put to death, so the end result is pony based fascism.

 

So that's my analysis on what life would be like under either side of the fandom, and remember folks never stop fighting rarity supremacists :P .

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Well I think life would all depend on who's governing, if it was controlled by say the bad side of the fandom(you know those idiots who think it's a fact that Fluttershy is best pony and constantly yell at their friends about it)Well I believe it would be something along the lines of the soviet union under Joseph Stalin. If it was controlled by say the members of this forum(I'm still quite amazed by how well you guys seem to get along)then I think things would be pretty good. I shall now talk in detail about what life would be like with either group in charge.

But in this scenario, they are in a world with no electricity (until they finally manage to invent their own, even if it may take centuries!).

 

Now, what will their (main) method(s) of sustenance be in such a cruel world?

 

Agriculture, Hunting/Fishing, Foraging, or Herding of Animals?

 

I also need help on what kinds of animals do they typically keep, what are their cultural values, where would they be most likely to settle on (e.g. riverbanks, plains, mountains, forests, plateaus, etc. ), and what kind of clothing will they wear.

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But in this scenario, they are in a world with no electricity (until they finally manage to invent their own, even if it may take centuries!). Now, what will their (main) method(s) of sustenance be in such a cruel world?

 

Agriculture, Hunting/Fishing, Foraging, or Herding of Animals?

 

I also need help on what kinds of animals do they typically keep, what are their cultural values, where would they be most likely to settle on (e.g. riverbanks, plains, mountains, forests, plateaus, etc. ), and what kind of clothing will they wear.

Can you guys please answer this kind of question, and give specific answers?

HoloFaust. Now that I actually said it, I do not think it's that messed up....

I hope that you all should be specific in answering my questions that I've quoted in regards to this fictional brony-peggies tribe that I made up.

 

Ok ... let's start with: "What are their main methods of substenance?

 

Farming? Hunting? Foraging? Herding?"

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For the first few months it would be peaceful. Life would be easy. But then petty rivalries would emerge. "No, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash is the OTP!", more and more. It would create disharmony amongst the tribe, soon it would grow into a rift in the tribe, and eventually the tribe would split into several others, each following those who share their same opinions on how the tribe should be run, and of course who agrees with their ship. But once every year the tribes would set aside their differences and on the eve of October 10th the tribes would gather for a massive meeting, Bronycon. But as the years go by the divide in the fandom gets more hostile, with each passing year the hatred grows. Until it is revealed that Discord was pulling the strings all along, and enslaves the fandom to be his ultimate army to conquer Equestria! After brainwashing the bronies (much like in the season 2 premiere), he trains them in secrecy and prepares the fandom  to conquer Equestria. We erect a massive portal to enter this strange, unsuspecting world, but as we cross over into the new realm Lauren Faust is there with the elements of harmony, and she releases us from our psychological shackles and imprisons Discord once again, and reunites the tribe. Then we enter the golden age.

 

Yeah, I know Discord is reformed but this was just for funsies, a little scenario.

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For the first few months it would be peaceful. Life would be easy. But then petty rivalries would emerge. "No, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash is the OTP!", more and more. It would create disharmony amongst the tribe, soon it would grow into a rift in the tribe, and eventually the tribe would split into several others, each following those who share their same opinions on how the tribe should be run, and of course who agrees with their ship. But once every year the tribes would set aside their differences and on the eve of October 10th the tribes would gather for a massive meeting, Bronycon. But as the years go by the divide in the fandom gets more hostile, with each passing year the hatred grows. Until it is revealed that Discord was pulling the strings all along, and enslaves the fandom to be his ultimate army to conquer Equestria! After brainwashing the bronies (much like in the season 2 premiere), he trains them in secrecy and prepares the fandom  to conquer Equestria. We erect a massive portal to enter this strange, unsuspecting world, but as we cross over into the new realm Lauren Faust is there with the elements of harmony, and she releases us from our psychological shackles and imprisons Discord once again, and reunites the tribe. Then we enter the golden age.

 

Yeah, I know Discord is reformed but this was just for funsies, a little scenario.

 

But what about daily life and society? That's the question.

 

EDIT: E.g. what activities, how does the tribe survive, where does it live, etc.

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We eventually find a portal to Equestria, settle down, build an offshore plant near the Western Equestria Coast - Mother Base - and learn about the Magic of Friendship.

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