Are Dorito's not kill?

[Vox 870]

Doritos, cheesy corn chips that cause various forms of exotic cancer, but are they truly kill?

[(MARVEL) Blue Blood 991]

If that's the case, I'd hate to give up my Cool Ranch Doritios.
 

[long gone 8,929]

Not sure if serious... I mean, what?

[SilverStarApple 849]

What kind of rabble-rousing communist lies have you been reading?

 

Doritos do not kill people. Water does not cause tumors or evil. Keanau Reeves is not an immortal cyborg.

[Dashie23 103]

Can't be any worse than the Aspartame crap in diet soda that causes cancer.

[Vox 870]

Not sure if serious... I mean, what?

It's a very simple question, Are Dorito's Kill or not/

[Radiance64 7,051]

Doritos are not greater than nor are they equal to 'kill'. As long as you eat things in moderation anyway!

[Invincible 2,090]

I have no idea what you're asking. If you're asking about whether or not dorito's kill, then let me answer your question with a question:

 

Can corpses type?

 

Because iv'e been eating that crap forever.

[Vox 870]

In this instance, "Kill" is synonymous with "good", i'll leave it at that.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I don't like Doritos . Or any junk food.

 

But I don't think they can kill as much as they just make you feel really sick if you eat too much.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I remember when I found out doritos were kill

 

- Goes home

- Phone is ring

- I answer

- "Hello?"
- "Doritos are kill."

- "No."

[FlitterFlutter 1,568]

I do not understand the question. Do you mean do Doritos kill? If so I would say they don't. I would like to see a link to where you got they cause cancer! I am assuming it was a joke though.

[Banul 3,831]

They are truely, truely kill. I once accidentally a whole Doritos. 

Edited September 3, 2014 by Banul

[Jadefire 2,796]

Everything gives you cancer these days.

[Vox 870]

They are truely, truely kill. I once accidentally a whole Doritos. 

I did not know it was physically possible to "Dorito" i applaud you sir.

Everything gives you cancer these days.

Especially in California

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

If they were, I'd be dead by now. I love my Cool Ranch Doritos. Never gonna give them up.

[Vox 870]

I would like to make it clear, that i myself thing they're very kill

[cmarston1 5,951]

If they were, I'd be dead by now. I love my Cool Ranch Doritos. Never gonna give them up.

 

Sorry couldn't help myself.

Yeah I love cool ranch dorititos and I would hate for them to cause cancer. But since this is a joke, I think then I am perfectly fine.

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

You can probably found something about anything on how it gives you cancer... 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Well certainly junk food isn't good for you if that's all you eat. 

 

See that cake over there... Dump it in my mouth... 

 

/no regrets 

[Gone Airbourne 21,969]

Are Dorito's not kill? 

 

 

Hey are Dorito's not kill?? 

 

...HEY are Dorito's NOT KILL?!?!? 

 

 

I AM NOT A DORITOS KILL!!!!!            :comeatus:

[Vox 870]

And you know what's totally kill with some Doritos? Pepsi, a match made in heaven.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

And you know what's totally kill with some Doritos? Pepsi, a match made in heaven.

I feel the Pepsi now. It cools my body, so kill. The juice is loose!

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

This is the troll thread that dreams are made of. I am in awe.

[DubWolf 16,570]

Nah, I don't think they would kill ya, even if you /only/ ate too many Doritos. They'll affect probably harm you in some other way, but I think the effects are negligible, I would say.