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Now we all know that none of them would knowingly commit crimes, but for the sake of argument say each were to be arrested and sent to prison for a crime, what would their crime most likely be?

 

For me I look at it as:

 

Twilight: Stealing books.

Pinkie Pie: Drugs.

Rarity: Shoplifting (or just being too beautiful!)

Applejack: Hmm..Not sure.

Rainbow Dash: Beating someone up.

Fluttershy: Illegally feeding the wild life.

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Fluttershy: serial killer; uses animals as accomplices

Pinkie Pie: Dealing drugs to kids and/or razor blades in the candy apples

Twilight Sparkle: killing all the stupid ponies and becoming increasingly convinced that she is the most SPECIALEST most SMARTEST pony in DUH WURLD and that she must purge all without knowledge

Rarity: using illegal animal skin (including pony) for leather products

Rainbow Dash: sexual and/or physical abuse

Applejack: getting blamed for another pony's shit LOL

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Goodness, it's hard to imagine any of our lovable gals getting sent into prison! I'd say Twilight and Rainbow Dash would be most likely to be arrested for whatever reason.

 

Twilight Sparkle would be imprisoned for arson, likely as a result of deadline panic. She's been known for wreaking havoc for similar reasons. Also, being too adorkable.*

 

Rainbow Dash would likely be arrested for battery. I've no doubt that she'd be willing to go physical when she feels it's necessary. Unfortunately for her, she's also quite impulsive, so her definition of "necessary" may not align with that of the law.

 

Pinkie Pie? DUI. Gotta be it. That, or indecent exposure. Parties can do strange things to the mind!

 

If Rarity were to be arrested for whatever reason, I'd imagine it to be of the white collar variety. She's been known to resort to manipulative or even deceitful tactics before (e.g., claiming to be the Wonderbolts' trainer in "Sweet and Elite"). Of course, it's more likely that such misrepresentation may simply result in civil, rather than criminal, penalties.

 

One might argue that Fluttershy could get arrested for ponyslaughter. Victim's cause of death? Heart attack. Good thing she's not Kira. Or is she?

 

Applejack's probably the least likely to get arrested. If she were, it might be a similar situation as that of Rainbow Dash, although I can easily imagine her having much better self-control.

 

*Ah, what am I saying? There's no such thing as too adorkable!

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I'd say...

 

Twilight: Being part of a unicorn elitist group.

Rarity: Shoplifting.

Fluttershy: Smuggling illegal animals.

Rainbow: Beating someone up.

Applejack: Not that many options here... I'd say framed, and she's too honest to talk her way out.

Pinkie: Insane asylum. Definitely.

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Twilight: Accidental murder.
Rainbow: Intentional murder.
Rarity: Armed robery.
Pinkie Pie: Dealing drugs, murdering law enforcement.
Applejack: Confessing every crime she has ever done to the police.
Fluttershy: Getting dragged into a crime scene and pleading guilty because she is afraid not to.

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Lemme see...

 

Twilight: Broke the egghead limit.

Rarity: Turning ponies into marshmallows.

Fluttershy: Animal abuse from PETA.

Pinkie Pie: Psychopathology.

Rainbow Dash: Too many speed limit excesses

Applejack: Nope, she's too perfect... :lol:

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Twilight for being to adorkable

Rainbow for being 20% cooler

Applebutt for being drunk and streaking through the whole town

Pinkie for giving everyone food poisoning and poisoning the water

Rarity for trying to bribe police with her marshmallow behind

Spike for being a pleb

Fluttershy for being too cute

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Rainbow Dash: speeding too much

Fluttershy: Selling animals illegally

Rarity: Wardrobe Malfunction the hurts the user

Twilight: using black Magic

Pinkie Pie: Disturbing the peace

Applejack: Destruction of Trees

Probably the closest IRL approach in this thread that retains the show characterization. Good job

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Twilight Sparkle: Having another Lesson Zero moment and pulling a stupid stunt like she did where she enchanted her Smarty Pants doll and ended up causing a town wide panic.

 

Applejack: She is the least likely to get arrested but if she did it would most likely be because she lost her temper and get in a fight. With just how strong Applejack is when she gets pissed enough she could probably do some serious damage, she could probably send even most stallions to the hospital relatively easily.

 

Rainbow Dash: Drunk or disorderly conduct or perhaps flying under the influence.

 

Pinkie Pie: Disturbing the peace with maybe one of her parties getting a tad too loud.

 

Rarity: Shop lifting, which now that I think about it might make a good fanfic.

 

Fluttershy: I don't know, she is probably the most likely to do something illegal without even knowing it. If she went into Flutterrage mode than it would be an obvious case of assault and battery but we only saw her do that once.

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Now we all know that none of them would knowingly commit crimes, but for the sake of argument say each were to be arrested and sent to prison for a crime, what would their crime most likely be?

 

For me I look at it as:

 

Twilight: Stealing books.

Pinkie Pie: Drugs.

Rarity: Shoplifting (or just being too beautiful!)

Applejack: Hmm..Not sure.

Rainbow Dash: Beating someone up.

Fluttershy: Illegally feeding the wild life.

but rainbow dash stole a book, and she didn't go to jail XD

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Now we all know that none of them would knowingly commit crimes, but for the sake of argument say each were to be arrested and sent to prison for a crime, what would their crime most likely be?

 

For me I look at it as:

 

Twilight: Stealing books.

Pinkie Pie: Drugs.

Rarity: Shoplifting (or just being too beautiful!)

Applejack: Gettin mad and getting into a fight

Rainbow Dash: Beating someone up.

Fluttershy: Illegally feeding the wild life.

Just gonna us yours with a change to Applejack's thing. Cuz you said everything I was gonna use.
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Twilight: Causing a disaster through magic because of Parnoia (like if the "Want it Need it spell" or the Parasprite spell took a dark turn)

 

Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes became canon and she was caught

 

Rainbow Dash: Fwi (flying while intoxicated), breaking and entering, impersonating military, distruction of public property, distruction of private property, ect.

 

Fluttershy: Someone went in her shed. Asault on a postal worker, multiple counts of agrivated assault, property damage, rage induced homicide, ect

 

Rarity: Tax evasion

 

Applejack: Not sure

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Twilight: Creating A Dangerous Potion and Testing it On Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow: Flying too close to the ground too fast which destroyed the town.

Pinkie: Stalking.

Rarity: Seducing men to get what she wants.

Applejack: Illegally destroying part of the Evertree Forrest to make space to plant more Apple Trees.

Fluttershy: Trying to force Animals to like her.

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Rainbow Dash: Reckless flying

Applejack: Fraud

Rarity: Embezzlement/extortion

Fluttershy: Vandalism (Destroying others' property while in full-on Flutterrage)

Pinkie Pie: Drug trafficking, assault and false imprisonment (both for "Party of One"), stalking

Twilight Sparkle: Conspiracy and misappropriation of resources (Creating a crisis in Equestria for the sole purpose of validating herself as a princess or student of Celestia)

 

and don't forget...

Spike: Arson and accessory to conspiracy

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  • 6 years later...

Twilight sparkle - summoning Demon from the underworld by using black magic

 

Vector: Twilight Sparkle 65

Rainbow Dash -  Going over the Speed Limit.

Vector #945 - Rainbow Dash #87

Pinkie Pie -  Baking Ponies into Cupcake and selling them to Ponies but then get Caught.

Pinkie Pie is Confused

Rarity - Manipulation and Armed Robber.

 Awkward Rarity

 

Fluttershy - Selling animals illegally

Fluttershy...

Applejack - Destruction of Trees

Vector: Applejack 160

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