Dumbest things you've heard/seen.

[Commander Shep-herd 64]

As the title suggests, just dumb people you've seen/know and what they did to make them dumb. I suppose I'll start:

I was able to convince a girl that my name was Michael Sanders , I was Scottish (I'm English) but my parents were American (both English), and that I was in witness protection for witnessing a murder and that there was an unmarked police car outside her home. I had spoken to this girl a few times before in lesson. She is pretty dumb. 

[caramba2654 601]

My friend once threw away a huge pack of salt because it was past its due date.

 

IT'S FRIKKIN SALT! IT DOESN'T ROTTEN, SO WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY?

 

Turns out she buys the same huge pack of salt every time and always throws it away. Well, she can waste salt all she wants.

[A Black Circle 1,585]

A guy tried to come as a "time traveler from the future" and get my friend to cancel a webshow we're working on.

What's stupid is that this guy actually thought he would be gullible enough.

What's even stupider is that he believed him.

[Karma Lightwing 245]

some of the stupidest things I have heard involes people claiming something even thought its obviously wrong and then next day they have changed opinions and deny themselves being wrong the day before... cause that makes sens ;D

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

It's something that AppleGearRising showed me, so I don't want to take all the credit (or maybe any of it?)

 

But... https://www.facebook.com/cringechannel4/photos/a.1507431476140589.1073741827.1505624632987940/1529610820589321/?type=1

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

I like various political pages, so I have dealt with lots of stupidity. I can't say this was the dumbest thing I've seen or heard, but it was pretty stupid. 

 

Gays getting married will cause out of wedlock birth. 

 

What makes it even dumber is that a lot of people believe him. 

[Skull 18]

I've heard so many dumb things in my life ,i couldn't even write them down....

Edited October 14, 2014 by Skull

[Koukatsu 5,898]

...I don't have enough years left in my life to type all the things.

 

That said;

Somepony started a rumor about the iPhone 6 having the capability to charge through the microwave.

A number of people BELIEVED THIS AND TRIED IT.

[Art Thief 215]

The sky is bigger than the ground...

[Vox 870]

Some people think insects aren't animals.

[Karma Lightwing 245]

Some people think insects aren't animals.

 

Technically they arent "animals" they are insects, yes they are alive, they can feel pain and they are living beings, but their role in this world is completely different than the animalistic realm.

[A Black Circle 1,585]

Humans aren't animals.

 

They're humans,

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

http://images.pushsquare.com/news/2014/04/sony_digs_deep_with_physical_release_of_minecraft_ps3_edition/large.jpg

this version never should of existed

 

 

Minecraft use to be a PC and Xbox exclusive and Notch did not want a Playstation version but ever since he put Jeb in charge this was created I don't like there being another version because now it will take longer for tittle updates to come out for the Xbox version and I'm still waiting on TU17 which was expected to come out on Aug 29 of 2014 its possibly being delayed so the Playstation versions can be caught up to date with the Xbox versions

I'm glad Microsoft bought Mojang cause now I don't think the Playstation version will get that far..... but 4J is involved in both console versions so it could go either way

 

 

as for something that isn't game related and is quite stupid me and my sister got barked at by our dad because my step brother was trying to make a stupid joke and we were ignoring him so we could get more important work done I was helping her with a school project and we got in trouble because we ignored him it was complete bullshit

[Karma Lightwing 245]

http://images.pushsquare.com/news/2014/04/sony_digs_deep_with_physical_release_of_minecraft_ps3_edition/large.jpg

this version never should of existed

 

 

Minecraft use to be a PC and Xbox exclusive and Notch did not want a Playstation version but ever since he put Jeb in charge this was created I don't like there being another version because now it will take longer for tittle updates to come out for the Xbox version and I'm still waiting on TU17 which was expected to come out on Aug 29 of 2014 its possibly being delayed so the Playstation versions can be caught up to date with the Xbox versions

 

I'm glad Microsoft bought Mojang cause now I don't think the Playstation version will get that far..... but 4J is involved in both console versions so it could go either way

 

 

as for something that isn't game related and is quite stupid me and my sister got barked at by our dad because my step brother was trying to make a stupid joke and we were ignoring him so we could get more important work done I was helping her with a school project and we got in trouble because we ignored him it was complete bullshit

 

I have no experience with minecraft on playstation, but in my eyes it has just as few reasons for existing as the xbox version =.= they are both limited by their hardware honestly

 

Edit: also what do you mean it was originally for PC "AND" xbox? I have played since alpha and it was definitely not original for xbox O.o

Edited October 14, 2014 by Nightmare Fluffykin

[Princess-Sunbutt 268]

I saw this horrid video of someone saying Lucy from Peanuts sucked because she likes Justin Beiber........wtf?

[Savannah 39]

Obviously anti bronies.

[Vox 870]

Technically they arent "animals" they are insects, yes they are alive, they can feel pain and they are living beings, but their role in this world is completely different than the animalistic realm.

Biologically, that's incorrect, they are in the scientific kingdom Animalia, therefor they are animals, just like coral and sea anemones, they may not look to be animals to you, but that's just your own perception.

[Karma Lightwing 245]

Biologically, that's incorrect, they are in the scientific kingdom Animalia, therefor they are animals, just like coral and sea anemones, they may not look to be animals to you, but that's just your own perception.

 

Sorry im derping, thats totally not what I was supposed to say ._.

I mean, you can look at it a different ways too, they are part of the animal kingdom animalea. I know that, I was trying to say that as their roles are different on micro and macro level that statement can be true and false depending on what perspective you look at it on. Sorry for going full retard with my words >.<

[Dewdlz 938]

Pretty much any over-used phrase such as "u mad bro" or "swag".

[Venomous 18,813]

I have seen way too many dumb things to post here XD

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

When my friend said

 

"Stupid bronies get a life"

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

 

This,Nothing else to explain,it was abit funny though

[Plageius 263]

I remember some crackpot saying the Oculous Rift was the mark of the beast.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

This guy's stupidity is so hilarious:

"It's just me, Gabe Newell." *Zombie dies.*

[Invincible 2,090]

People trying to open a shop's door vehemently after seeing a "closed" sign.