Dumbest things you've heard/seen.

[Darrala 269]

I saw this video that tried to convince the viewers that all metal musicians are somehow under Satan's influence. Well we've all heard that before, nothing new there, but these guys actually tried to argue for it. Like, really convince you that demonic possession is a thing that happens to metal musicians. I had never been so confused in my life, i wasn't even mad, i was amazed that people that stupid actually exist.

[Bugplayer 720]

One of my friends told me that she knew a woman who owned a cat that she had to get rid off,  and that lady euthanized it because she didn't want that cat to be loved someone else.

 

Like, wow...

Edited November 8, 2014 by Bugplayer

[Raritas 6,820]

Recently someone in my year at school asked me and my friends how long it takes the Earth to go round the Sun... They're 17. 

Edited November 8, 2014 by Raritas

[Soobel 487]

Russian foreign minister Lavrov tell again that in Ukraine are not Russian troops.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I went to a funeral, and someone in back said, "Oh, is he dead?"

[boiteporte 591]

I heard a lot of stupid things in my life. Here are a few examples:

 

-Galileo was a great inventor. Before him, the Earth was still.

-Zero is a very important number because it allows you to count to one.

-Nobody really knows how the brain works, but what we do know is that almost everyone has one.

- The total fertility rate is 2 because you need 2 people to make children. You can be 3 or 4 but 2 is better.

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,221]

One time somebody who was born and raised *in* the U.S. asked me if you need a passport to go to Hawaii.

[Not_active 731]

Ask any religious fundamentalist I've talked to.

Edited November 8, 2014 by RaveLow

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

I was talking about stuff that I seen on YouTube, and someone said to me:

"But YouTube only has music. You can't upload non-music stuff."

Then his friends agreed with him...

Look, there's a non-music thing.

Edited November 8, 2014 by Kilobyte The Pony

[catnet 9,353]

Quite a lot of the things that Pat Robertson says comes to mind, but seeing this quote from him now-

 

"I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people."

... even he can't tolerate himself, it seems  

 

There's lots of other things, too- like most of the rubbish that haters for anything spit out normally- but that's all I can really recall for now =/

[1Bit 1,531]

I've heard many MANY dumb things in my lifetime but one of the possibly funniest was when me and my friend were just sitting down together quietly and he just turns to me and says : "Hey man, if potatoes don't grow on trees, does that mean that Mars can actually support life for all woodland creatures?" He promptly passed out 

 

I literally had no idea how to react. Definitely dumbest but funniest thing I've heard 

[Petrus 696]

My rich grandpa bought my uncle a Lambo, YES A LAMBO! And when my uncle went to the store, he left the windows down and the top of the car was down.... And he said "It's ok I locked it".........

[SCS 7,443]

Most anything in the comments section on youtube for almost any video.

 

 

Ask any religious fundamentalist I've talked to.

 

edgiest post 2015

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

YouTube comments that say "If you're reading this, you'll get kissed the next day....".

[Art Thief 215]

What if you're legs didn't know they were legs?

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

This guy's stupidity is so hilarious:

"It's just me, Gabe Newell." *Zombie dies.*

I severely hope that guy is joking else I may go completely insane .

[Not_active 731]

edgiest post 2015

It's a post of 2014, but besides that, sure 

[GrauWitz 1,010]

What is the dumbest thing I've ever seen?

http://youtu.be/Cey35bBWXls

*shoots myself*

[DeadAccount 4,603]

Okay whenever I see this video I'm like," Why?! Just why?!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1v0QEw3sg

[midnightlegacy 172]

When I spent two years in Romania for my church, I met a man who told me that he thought he was both God, and Nostradamus reincarnated.  I met another man that came to us seriously asking us to use church funds to build a waterproof house(His explanation: A house where you can just take a hose and spray everything down.)

[CT-1138 3,179]

Well, I follow the news a lot, so it's difficult to pick even just a handfull.

[OkBuddy 586]

I think there was this one time right after the Paris shooting where they had an "expert" come in on Fox News to discuss the already questionable idea of No-go zones. This guy even says that the ENTIRE city of Birmingham is restricted to Muslims. Just see for yourself how ridiculous this gets. 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_zF7nbEvwY 

[Kawaiihusky 19]

"What's a Squirtle?" -kid in my art class last year

[Megachangeling12 109]

By the time I write down all the utterly dumbass things I've heard and seen in my life I think we'd have several encyclopedias written by me titled " the big book of fucking stupid volume 63"

[KrazyDashie 1,846]

when someone thought a computer screen was a tv...x3 ....he tried 15 mins to use a tv remote to turn the thing on. I still don't know what he was thinking there

Edited March 20, 2015 by KrazyDashie