Things about yourself you'd NEVER admit to your friends or family

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Some of the things on my list (which may be very short) I have told friends but not family.

 

I'm asexual (I don't think my parents would think I'm old enough to make such decsions)

 

I sometimes secretly pretend I'm a cat

 

I use this forum

 

I'm not human

 

I have Asperger's Syndrome (family knows, not friends)

 

I've had many ideas about killing the people I don't like

 

I care nothing about dead people, whether I knew them, was related to them, etc.

 

I think we should burn the constitution and rework the American government around something modern.

[DJPON-3-#Power11 78]

Some of the things on my list (which may be very short) I have told friends but not family.

 

I'm asexual (I don't think my parents would think I'm old enough to make such decsions)

 

I sometimes secretly pretend I'm a cat

 

I use this forum

 

I'm not human

 

I have Asperger's Syndrome (family knows, not friends)

 

I've had many ideas about killing the people I don't like

 

I care nothing about dead people, whether I knew them, was related to them, etc.

 

I think we should burn the constitution and rework the American government around something modern.

i am like the same. but its obvious to tell with me.

[HopeTheWanderer 121]

Well, here goes. Not sure I will come back to this forum after mentioning some of these.

 

1. I am a Nature-worshipping Pagan, I find many of the major religions to be corrupt or simply tools for control.

 

2. I am a huge misanthropist and believe that all other animals are superior to humankind and have tons more respect for them as a result.

 

3. I am a Vegan and tend to feel as though I am in a morgue when in the meat aisle of any market, I also tend to refer to Thanksgiving as 'Genocide Day' because of the history and the fact that most foodstuffs associated with the day mostly consist of dead bodies.

 

4. I feel I am only physically human, in spirit and mentality, I am closer to other animals.

 

5. I am bisexual and also a zoophile(I do not act on it, I tend to repress alot of aspects of my sexuality as it is)

 

6. I am a furry.

 

7. I am an Animal Liberationist.

 

8. Due to my dislike towards human society, I am extremely anti-conformist and anti-political(doesn't mean I don't have knowledge of either)

 

9. I cannot stand my own county(America) or any other human nation and believe such empires exist only to be brought down.

 

10. I do not wish to raise a child of my own, at least not until the human population drops to triple digits or double digits.

 

11. I am a Sailor Moon fan(japanese version only)

 

12. I tend to be an asshole at times. And when on a topic that I feel very strongly about I will stand by my views.

 

13. I like both MLP:FiM and G1

 

14. I occasionally clop.

Edited November 4, 2014 by HopeTheWanderer

[Feather Grass 312]

Ohhkay

 

I find people getting (seriously) injured funny ( I had to leave my Social Education Class because I found the image of drunk people covered in blood in hospital beds, bloody hillarious).

I take up 90% of my household's bandwidth with my torrenting (and blame it on my elder brother's Mega Man 8-bitt Deathmatch server)

le past

le bi-curism

and the Pinkie Pie Hypnosis.

EDIT and that I don't really follow any religion

Edited November 4, 2014 by Feather Grass

[RAGESTAR 479]

I might have an extreme depression disorder, I'm a furry, I'm a clopper, I'm a brony, I hate myself so so much, I hurt so much almost every day that I feel like I'm gonna be sick, I'm a Pagan, I might be crazy/half crazy, I fantasize about sex A LOT, I might never be truly happy ever again, and I'm 99% sure that I break and ruin everything I touch, both figuritivly and literally...oh, and I kinda sorta broke my bunkbed. :3

Edited November 4, 2014 by RAGE

[Omega Centauri 316]

To my family:

 

I'm an atheist

 

most of my political views are liberal

 

I listen to death metal, black metal, and other very extreme forms of music

 

I cuss like a fucking sailor when I'm not around them

 

I have no desire whatsoever to get married or have children (I feel bad about this one because my mom's always saying how she looks forward to having alot of grandkids :/, but hey, I guess they should've had more than one child then)

 

(I think all these will come out eventually)

 

 

To neither friends nor family:

 

I never actually tell anyone i watch mlp, they usually figure it out themselves. I mean you guys are cool and all, but I really don't want to be associated with some of the more... outspoken people in the fandom to put it lightly.

 

My lifelong dream is to be the guitarist in a heavy metal band (This would seem rather childish to most people)

 

I have a waifu

Edited November 5, 2014 by Omega Centauri

[Gurugurujaan 25]

I wouldn't admit these things to my family :

1.) (outside my immeditate family like cousins, aunts, uncles etc) how I feel about them

2.) that I'm an aromantic asexual.My mom especially assumes that I will have a family in the future because they she truly believes it should happen by nature and tradition. I'm not opposed to the idea of a family and a partner, but I'm not looking for it. I know my parents won't understand because they expressed how "unnatural" being single by choice is.

3.) My parents need to be a little less shaming when they get upset about a mistake any of my sisters and I make. I don't want to give them parental advice in general because I don't want them to think I know better. I don't, but I'd never admit to the fact that I think some of their parenting skills are not ideal.

4.) I'm uninterested in buying most of them presents because I know they don't care about gifts nearly as much as my friends do. Lots of my family members only care about the brand and expensive items.

5.) The $5.00 gift I put under the tree for White Elephant every Christmas is actually higher than $5.00--I just like seeing them excited. The fact that they're actually excited makes me feel really hyped up!! Plus its fun to watch.

 

To my friends:

1.) I'm pro life

2.) I usually don't like to hang out irl mainly because I really need some alone time (lots of them don't understand this concept and it's hard to explain it to them without sounding rude.)

3.) my tumblr URL unless I'm really comfortable with them

4.) Talk about my food hobby and my obsessions with food videos. It's definitely not a fetish, and it seems really harmless and normal!! But surprisingly, people find it strange. I did tell a friend before and they judged me for it a whole ton, which was really unecessary.

 

There might be more but I honestly can't think of it haha. The list is getting long anyway...

Edited November 5, 2014 by Gurugurujaan

[blank 88]

@@ooBrony,

I got bullied like you, but it was way back in Elementary School. I know that you think you're alone, but we're on here and cheering you on. It may seem hard to fight back, but to be honest, if nobody else is helping you, help yourself. Stand up against the bullies. Take self defense classes. You know, stuff like that.

 

 

 

It's alright to be a clopper. If you get off of that, whatever! As long as you like it. Most of my friends know about it and think it's disgusting, but I keep on constantly defending them saying that people can get off on whatever they want, and cloppers aren't insane lunatics, most of them as nice and normal people who are a bit different from the norm.

 

Anyway...

 

1. I am not interested in the prospect of being laid at all.

 

2. I'm an Atheist (Agnostic, but mostly Atheist).

 

3. I read... uh... that type of fanfiction.

 

4. Actually I read fanfiction in general.

 

5. I think of things that people my age should really not be thinking of in great detail (No, not sexual stuff, i'm not into that stuff, I only read it for science, just other things)

 

6. I'm open minded on pretty much everything.

sure, sure, "for science"

But yeah, I'm also #5.

I wouldn't admit these things to my family :

1.) (outside my immeditate family like cousins, aunts, uncles etc) how I feel about them

2.) that I'm an aromantic asexual; because I know my parents wouldn't understand it. My mom especially assumes that I will have a family in the future because they truly believe it should happen by nature and tradition. I'm not opposed to the idea of a family and a partner, but I'm not looking for it.

3.) My parents need to be a little less shaming when they get upset about a mistake any of my sisters made. I don't want to give them parental advice in general because I don't want them to think I know better. I don't, but I'd never admit to the fact that I think some of their parenting skills are not ideal.

4.) I'm uninterested in buying most of them presents because I know they don't care about them nearly as much as my friends do.

5.) The $5.00 gift during White Elephant every Christmas is actually higher than $5.00--I just like seeing them get excited over getting something of better quality.

To my friends:

1.) I'm pro life

2.) I usually don't like to hang out irl mainly because I really need some alone time (lots of them don't understand this concept)

3.) my tumblr URL unless I'm really comfortable with them

4.) Talk about my food hobby and my obsessions with food videos. It's definitely not a fetish, and it seems really harmless and normal!! But, lots of people think of it weird surprisingly. I did tell a friend before and they judged me for it a whole ton, which was really unecessary.

There might be more but I honestly can't think of it haha. The list is getting long anyway...

I know how you feel on the alone part...maybe it's just because I prefer being in darkness, it's much mire comfortable, even if there are lights on

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

1. I used to lie about myself to make myself look better . I try to be as honest as I can these days, but I used to get scared of what would happen/what people would think of me if I said the truth... and there are still occasionally moments when I feel like that again :/

 

2. I've considered suicide several times before...

 

3. I don't have much of a life outside the internet due to my shyness . I have friends that I see at school and text from time to time, but we don't do stuff outside of school :c

[Radiance64 7,051]

Nothin'. I ain't got nothin' to admit to no one ain't tall.

 

Seriously if there are things I wouldn't admit to my irl friends & family why would I admit them here lol

I don't keep many deep dark secrets though, in all honesty.

 

[Chaotic <3 41]

I tell my friends everything, these are the ones i will never tell my family:

 

- Im a brony 

 

- Im an agnostic (my whole family is catholic) 

 

- Im a theorist type of guy, i believe most things that seem outrages but make sense to me. 

 

- It seems that every time it doesn't work out between me and that special someone it always leads me to mess around with other people and do stupid things, it just so happens to be drugs this time. 

 

- I don't really like/talk to people i don't relate to, thats probably why i don't like hanging out with most of my family and my parents thinking I'm a loner, even though I'm very social. 

[Thrashy 2,799]

I suppose drawing clop and having recently discovered some bisexual tendencies would be the obvious choices, but I honestly wouldn't think it was the end of the world if they found out about that stuff.

 

No, the one thing I'd never want to tell them is how I truly feel as though I have failed at life and have nothing to live for. I've got a rickety piece of shit car, less than $2,000 to my name, will have taken over a decade to graduate from a nothing community college, have no romantic prospects whatsoever, and have no interest in pursuing a "useful" career when a music-related profession is the only one that could possibly make me happy.

 

To see everyone around me with the complete opposite of what I have - lucrative jobs that they somewhat enjoy, their own places to live, hell, they're all getting married left and right - it's frustrating. I'm happy for them, don't get me wrong. But I covet what they have. I covet the fact that everything seemed to fall right into place for them when, all my life, I had to fight tooth and nail for what very little I've managed to make of myself. Spending all that time honing the few useless skills I do have.

 

Fairly recently, my mom told me that she was proud of me and had never once been disappointed in me. I didn't have the heart to ask her, "How can that possibly be true?"

[Shift 4,271]

@,

 

I'm serious, it's interesting to see what goes on in the delves of human minds (And shipping is srs bsns) , I don't feel anything except laughter when there's a cheesy line or something.

[EpitomeOfTruth 243]

I'm pretty open about my opinions and stuff like that, because most of them fall under what's considered the norm, however, there one thing that I can't tell other people.........I'm Batman

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

If video games were a drug, this entire fandom would be arrested. xD

Not me. I have no real interest in video games. 

 

Now for my real confession. I've spoken of it several times on the site, but I'll add it here too. I've written a ten chapter clopfic that has been well received.  I've been writing erotica for over ten years. I specialize in a niche genre. Many of my stories deal with women who are born with, or suddenly grow a rather singular extra body part. I have a bit of a following, and won two erotic internet erotic writing contests.

(My clopfic? Yes, I wrote it in that same niche genre!)

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Not me. I have no real interest in video games. 

 

Now for my real confession. I've spoken of it several times on the site, but I'll add it here too. I've written a ten chapter clopfic that has been well received.  I've been writing erotica for over ten years. I specialize in a niche genre. Many of my stories deal with women who are born with, or suddenly grow a rather singular extra body part. I have a bit of a following, and won two erotic internet erotic writing contests.

(My clopfic? Yes, I wrote it in that same niche genre!)

 

This reminds me of another confession I can make.

 

Let me just say that I've had dreams where similar things have happened. Not gonna say any more than that, though.

[GammaDove 428]

I've been sexually assaulted at my schools. It's to the point that I had to quit most extracurriculars. People are always grabbing at my stuff and they make feel like a piece of meat. 

ADDITIONAL PIECE(S):

I constantly have homicidal and suicidal thoughts

I was in love with my best friend since we were both in Kindergarten until about a year ago; I decided that she would probably never love me in the same way that I love her, so now I'm just there for her when she needs help with some problems or some reassurance with decisions she made. I've been there for all of her relationships that went down.

I hear a voice in my head, His name is Theodore but I call him Ted, and he's a pretty great guy

I have a crush on one of my best friends' younger sister who's also into me, but we have a very strong feeling that her sister won't approve and that somebody's going to mess it up.

I feel that I'm a broken person, and that there's almost no chance for someone to be able to fix me or accept me for my flaws.

Edited November 6, 2014 by GammaDove

[Golurk 467]

Three things come to mind, all of which are... fairly hypocritical. Which is something that, in and of itself, I very highly dislike.

1. I'm commonly seen as the most 'Murican person in every group that I'm a part of. That said, one of my greatest desires is to move to Canada, and I view Marxist Communism as the ideal economic system in theory.
2. I plan on being a doctor in order to save lives, but I'm highly misanthropic and getting more so by the day. I have no problem with most folk, provided that they don't give in to the more animalistic tendencies of human nature (greed in particular). But, everywhere I look I find them in one way or another. I'm just... not a fan of humanity.
3. I'm seen as one of the happier people around (and generally am), but my "depression trigger" is incredibly touchy. I've seriously thought about suicide on at least 3 occasions, each time for relatively insignificant reasons. (To put it in perspective, the most recent one was because I was likely going to get a "C" in a class unrelated to my major study area.)

There are people who know some or all of these, but most of my personal people do not. Especially not my family.

[Gemini Verses 11]

- Well, like many other people in this topic, I am a clopper/furry fetishist (same thing to me, really), but ironically enough, I have told my parents and some of my closest friends about it and they don't really care. However...

 

You're actually not alone in this... Despite having been doing the aforemention activity for... I'm not sure how long actually, I still am quite uneasy about how I feel about it... Especially after hearing a lot of the hatred and negativity towards the activity...

 

^ This x1000. While I can accept that MLP porn arouses me, it's not something I take much pride in especially since I've gotten more negative reactions for admitting this on the Internet compared to real life. Same thing with being a brony in general, though I've become much more open about it in the past few months. Fortunately, only two people who I've personally met have criticized or made fun of me for it. 

- I am still sheepish to admit to (and can't accept) having a waifu or romantic fantasies with ponies compared to sexual ones probably because it makes me sound even more pathetic. If you want to know who said waifu is, check my profile pic.

- I'm really embarrassed to say I'm a Kanye West fan since rap/hip-hop is most of my close friends' least favorite music genre.

- I go on 4chan sometimes when I'm really bored.

- I need my friends more than they need me. (I might have said this before to one of them, though I'm not sure.)

- I don't think my friends know that I go to therapy sessions at my school.

 

Not me. I have no real interest in video games. 

 

Ditto. 

 

Otherwise, I'm really open about myself to my friends and parents.

[Dewdlz 938]

I wouldn't admit my fetishes to anyone, and not even a place so open like this even whilst remaining anonymous. I only give hints to individuals so they can decide, but I never really tell them unless they are an exception and can be trusted.

[Vox 870]

Oh left this bit out, I have a soft spot for brae/Mac ships,

Yep.

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

A great deal of my past is concealed from my friends....I sugar coat it because I don't want friends out of pity.

Otherwise, I am very open. And if some friend doesn't like something about me, well their decisions are their own, and if they decide they don't want to be friends with me, then it's their loss. It helps me know who my real friends are because many people want to be friends with you to take advantage of you. (at least that's how it has often been in my case)

[Troblems 5,608]

 

I'm the one who lost my great grandmother's wedding ring.   

 

[Starlighty 790]

I wouldn't want my family to know that I cuss probably more then I should.

 

Also that I don't like going to church all the much anymore...

 

Oh and that I like sexual stuff way way more then I should...

Edited November 10, 2014 by Starlighty

[Hashi 323]

1) Anything sexual at all ever nope nobody.
Literally for me a hug is the maximum I could ever do, any more and I would probably break down xD

 

2) That I'm a brony xD

 

3) Um. While people are afraid of the dark I'm actually comforted by it. Psychological childish safety I think.

 

556) What I have done on the internet

 

17) To new "friends" I meet. What I used to and be like. Basically my past as a while xD

 

3) That I hear voices that have not been artificially constructed by yours truly *shrugs*

 

24) I cant count past three :3 

 

33) That this video exists on the internet