Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 *steals your dye* *taps fez two times* *turns red again* Self cleaning fez. *throws the dye into garbage* ... ... *shaking angrily* ... *minutes later* Hey guys i'm back from the bookstore, I got some excellent... uh... ...Di, why are you wearing that? And Doctor, why is your face all bruised up? Did you get in a fight with pack of timberwolves? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 ... ... *shaking angrily* ... *minutes later* Hey guys i'm back from the bookstore, I got some excellent... uh... ...Di, why are you wearing that? And Doctor, why is your face all bruised up? Did you get in a fight with pack of timberwolves? ...yes. I totally did. Anyways, hows life been for nine years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 ...yes. I totally did. Anyways, hows life been for nine years? Pretty eventful, to be honest. Some crazy old goat named Grogar showed up out of the blue and threatened to drag us all to "the shadow" something or other. A territorial dispute between the griffons and ponies almost turned into a full scale war before the princesses stopped it. Then there was the recent dragon invasion. Rainbow Dash joined the Wonderbolts, she's the youngest one to date, I think. Twilight has a kid, the CMC found their cutie marks... that's pretty much it. Oh, and Diamond found a- *kick* Ow! Never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Pretty eventful, to be honest. Some crazy old goat named Grogar showed up out of the blue and threatened to drag us all to "the shadow" something or other. A territorial dispute between the griffons and ponies almost turned into a full scale war before the princesses stopped it. Then there was the recent dragon invasion. Rainbow Dash joined the Wonderbolts, she's the youngest one to date, I think. Twilight has a kid, the CMC found their cutie marks... that's pretty much it. Oh, and Diamond found a- *kick* Ow! Never mind. She found a what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 She found a what? It's nothing, Doctor. Anyways, am I ever going to know what just happened between you two? Nope! But we've decided to go to my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 It's nothing, Doctor. Anyways, am I ever going to know what just happened between you two? Nope! But we've decided to go to my house. I'd really like to know what she found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'd really like to know what she found. *smirk* And i'd really like to let you stew, Doctor. Well, maybe at least until we get to my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 *smirk* And i'd really like to let you stew, Doctor. Well, maybe at least until we get to my house. I just want to know what you found, OK. Actually... drink this. *gives you milkshake with truth telling sirum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 I just want to know what you found, OK. Actually... drink this. *gives you milkshake with truth telling sirum. Oh, Doctor... it's been nine years. You really think I haven't learned all about you while you were gone? See that tower over there right next to Twilight's Castle? They call it TORCHWOOD; cute, right? Guess who started it? Ooh, guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Oh, Doctor... it's been nine years. You really think I haven't learned all about you while you were gone? See that tower over there right next to Twilight's Castle? They call it TORCHWOOD; cute, right? Guess who started it? Ooh, guess! Ok, you wanna do this the hard way? *injects truth telling needle into neck* Now, tell me, what did you find? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Ok, you wanna do this the hard way? *injects truth telling needle into neck* Now, tell me, what did you find? Ow... Well, fortunately, we found out how to counter your truth serum. It involves molecular parasprites, and some other things, and it's not pleasant, but it works. Secondly, that's no way to treat friends... friends you want to keep, anyway. My house is only a couple of blocks away, it's so much easier to just walk then to make enemies you don't need. Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ow... Well, fortunately, we found out how to counter your truth serum. It involves molecular parasprites, and some other things, and it's not pleasant, but it works. Secondly, that's no way to treat friends... friends you want to keep, anyway. My house is only a couple of blocks away, it's so much easier to just walk then to make enemies you don't need. Haha, I came up with a counter counter truth serum. *injects you with that* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Haha, I came up with a counter counter truth serum. *injects you with that* Did I mention those parasprites eat things at the nanomolecular level?... No? *sigh* I really wanted to trust you, too. Guess we have to do this the hard way. *stuns you with laser screwdriver* Standard issue, by the way. *drags you to the house* Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Did I mention those parasprites eat things at the nanomolecular level?... No? *sigh* I really wanted to trust you, too. Guess we have to do this the hard way. *stuns you with laser screwdriver* Standard issue, by the way. *drags you to the house* *wakes up* You just had to push me to this. *injects with truth serum that will make her tell the truth no matter what* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) *wakes up* You just had to push me to this. *injects with truth serum that will make her tell the truth no matter what* That's the third time today, Di. I know, it's cute, Silver, it's like he never learns. Not like it matters, though, we're here. Anyways, Doctor, if you wondering where all of this stuff came from, and what I wanted to keep a secret from you so bad... Here. It Is! *shows you fully functioning TARDIS* Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 That's the third time today, Di. I know, it's cute, Silver, it's like he never learns. Not like it matters, though, we're here. Anyways, Doctor, if you wondering where all of this stuff came from, and what I wanted to keep a secret from you so bad... Here. It Is! *shows you fully functioning TARDIS* How? I had the last TARDIS in the universe. How did you... may I see your phone for a second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 How? I had the last TARDIS in the universe. How did you... may I see your phone for a second? It would be so much more fun to tell you, but... sure thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 It would be so much more fun to tell you, but... sure thing. *checks contacts* *sees that The Master is on there* I know where you got this TARDIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 *checks contacts* *sees that The Master is on there* I know where you got this TARDIS. I knew I should have changed that contact...oh well. I really don't see why you guys aren't friends. When he came here; all he wanted to do was make us better ponies. He gave us all of this technology; he's the only reason Equestria survived the dragon invasion. He never even asked for anything in return! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I knew I should have changed that contact...oh well. I really don't see why you guys aren't friends. When he came here; all he wanted to do was make us better ponies. He gave us all of this technology; he's the only reason Equestria survived the dragon invasion. He never even asked for anything in return! Well, he just saved Equestria, I saved the ENTIRE BUCKING UNIVERSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Well, he just saved Equestria, I saved the ENTIRE BUCKING UNIVERSE. You also stabbed me in the neck with a hypodermic needle... twice. Before that, you almost stranded me in hell. And as much as you seem to save the universe, Doctor, you weren't there for Equestria at any time in the past nine years. You left us, Doctor... The Master never did. Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You also stabbed me in the neck with a hypodermic needle... twice. Before that, you almost stranded me in hell. And as much as you seem to save the universe, Doctor, you weren't there for Equestria at any time in the past nine years. You left us, Doctor... The Master never did. I miscalculated the TARDIS, OK. This things a bitch to control, sort of like a pony I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 I miscalculated the TARDIS, OK. This things a bitch to control, sort of like a pony I know. Ouch! That hurt worse than the shot... But isn't that just like the Doctor, always valuing control? Control over the universe, control over others... even when it comes to yourself, always control, control, control. You can never just let things be, everything has to be neat, and precise, and right where you want it to be... just like a Doctor, funny enough. It all makes sense now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The10thDoctorWhooves 76 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Ouch! That hurt worse than the shot... But isn't that just like the Doctor, always valuing control? Control over the universe, control over others... even when it comes to yourself, always control, control, control. You can never just let things be, everything has to be neat, and precise, and right where you want it to be... just like a Doctor, funny enough. It all makes sense now. Hey, I just wanted to be called doctor. In fact, I have a time machine. I have the power to erase you from existence. You don't want that to happen, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractured 2,682 Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hey, I just wanted to be called doctor. In fact, I have a time machine. I have the power to erase you from existence. You don't want that to happen, right? There's no need for threats, Doctor, we didn't bring you here to fight you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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