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It's a tower on Twilight's castle.

 

*wakes up*

 

*is at TORCHWOOD*

 

It was a dream, goddammit.

 

SolarSunspark: BTW, Diamond Tiara, I'm a time lord.

Why did you bring us back here? This future- it should never have happened!

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Why did you bring us back here? This future- it should never have happened!

SolarSunspark: Doctor, whatever you do, don't inuslt her.

 

Doctor: OK.

 

SolarSunspark: OK, what I need you to do is to inside the War TARDIS and erase Ocarina from existence!

Doctor: Why?

 

SolarSunspark: Trust me, it'll help.

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SolarSunspark: Doctor, whatever you do, don't inuslt her.

 

Doctor: OK.

 

SolarSunspark: OK, what I need you to do is to inside the War TARDIS and erase Ocarina from existence!

Doctor: Why?

 

SolarSunspark: Trust me, it'll help.

I... I'll help you. I spent so much time being bitter at you, that I nearly destroyed us all. The best thing you can do now... is make this go away. Make sure this future never happened.

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I... I'll help you. I spent so much time being bitter at you, that I nearly destroyed us all. The best thing you can do now... is make this go away. Make sure this future never happened.

*makes it so Diamond Tiara is lying*

 

Doctor: Hey, Sunspark, what the hell are you doing?

 

Sunspark: I'm just tweaking a few things.

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*Sunspark writes it so the Master's TARDIS is indestructable*

 

Doctor: Fuck you Sunspark.

There's nothing we can do, Doctor... i'm sorry.

Dear Diamond Tiara,

 

What's your favorite Grand Theft Auto weapon of all time?

Grand Theft Auto? Never heard of it. Is it fun?

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Grand Theft Auto? Never heard of it. Is it fun?

 

There's countless different versions, but in it you're basically an antihero criminal who can go around stealing vehicles and attacking everypony (none of whom have Cutie Marks, from what I've seen).

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There's countless different versions, but in it you're basically an antihero criminal who can go around stealing vehicles and attacking everypony (none of whom have Cutie Marks, from what I've seen).

That sounds like so. Much. Fun!!!... My daddy would never let me play it though.

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Doctor: Suspark

 

SolarSunspark: Sorry. Oh, and here Diamond Tiara.

 

*gives you love poisoned cupcake, but you can't tell*

 

*spawns Silver Spoon next to you*

Wha- Di, where am I?

 

I couldn't even begin to tell you. Anyway, i'm not eating this, Sparky, I trust you about as much as I trust a pack of cragadiles.

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