How (if at all) clumsy are you?

[Tameless 979]

I'm so clumsy it's hilarious.

Let's see I:

Trip up and down the stairs

Hit my funny bone on everything

Stub my toe constantly

Hit my head on my bed post or anything

Trip on my own feet

 

Most of all I've never broken a bone!

[spits 70]

I only seem to get clumsy when I lack sleep and am very tired, or I have something heavy on my mind.  I'd maybe trip over something.  But usually I'm pretty good to watch out when I'm walking or doing things.

[Eternal Night 61]

So clumsy on job applications when they ask for strengths and weaknesses I put down clumsiness as a sort of warning.

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

Im kinda clumsy, i often walk in to stuff and fall over And thats not a good thing when you live in a country where evry inch of the ground is coverd in extreamly slippery ice :3

[Iiznocannon45 46]

Somedays, when I push one thing over, I do it for the whole day. Kind of sucks.

[GearheadWilliams 64]

I'm as clumsy, butterfingered, and potato-sack-with-extremities-ish as a sentient; living organism can possibly be.

[Hashi 323]

Depends if im paying attention or not.
If not? I would probably walk into the wall and break it.
If I was? i.e public.
Ninjaness 

[VinylWubs 1,249]

I am a tiny bit clumsy I dropped my moms phone once but luckily It wasn't broken

[CuriousPony 156]

I have cat-like reflexes. 

 

Meaning oftentimes I'm very agile and graceful, but when I have a klutz moment, I REALLY have a klutz moment, and everyone else thinks it's hilarious. 

 

But I'm pretty good at landing on my feet most of the time. 

[Magic Note 2,734]

I am a bit clumsy at times. Some days, I'm not clumsy at all. Other days, I'm so much of a klutz that it's unusual.

[Kurael 43]

If I am really bored I can be a bit clumsy but I am really agile most of the times.

[chefmac 100]

I'm not clumsy, the floor hates me, tables and chairs are jerks, and the walls are in my face

[Shark Woona 169]

I walked down my hallway and broke the wall with my knee. I'm also fighting the stairs for walking rights, but it seems to be winning.

[KatonRyu 1,026]

There exist 3000 year old mummies who are more deft than I am. I'm a horrible klutz and I will find a way to break even the most robust things. This does not come in handy when I have to put in miniature screws or anything else that requires subtlety. Also don't ask me to carry heavy objects. I have the strength to do it, sure, but don't expect them to survive the trip.

 

On a plus side, given a manual I can build anything you give me.

 

EDIT: Oh, and I tried fencing foil some months ago; it snapped like a twig. Even my more robust epee blades break frequently. I fence like a raging bull. Sadly it doesn't do me much good.

Edited January 29, 2015 by KatonRyu

[FeatherNight 35]

For a fat white girl, I'm surprisingly very graceful.

 

I do have my moments though.

[Tual 152]

I'm extremely clumsy, and extremely accident prone. Yet, I'm also very nimble and agile. 

 

 

I sure love when I trip on flat surfaces. 

[True Rarity 1,239]

Goodness gracious man alive; I am clumsy!

 

Okay, not THAT clumsy, but I used to be very clumsy. I take after my mother, you see.

 

I'd be holding something in my hands; perfectly fine; and suddenly I would drop it involuntarily. It's bad.

 

Now, I have a friend who twisted her ankle really bad... by walking. And the last time I was at her house, she stubbed the same toe in the same place at least five times.

[Po-Nonimous 583]

I was very clumsy when I was a boy, always bumping into things, knocking things over, tripping over the smallest things. Martial Arts changed all that for me. Now I'm graceful as a cat! (I always encourage people to take up some kind of Martial Art clumsy or not. It builds confidence, self awareness and makes you strong. I highly recommend it.)

[Splashee 28,537]

I have never made a mistake in my entire life. I am not clumsy

[Pandora 38,004]

as clumsy as i can be! i always come home with bruises from bumping into things!

[TBD 17,228]

I'm not clumsy but I can be a bit "clumsy minded" something. My attention span isn't that swell. 

[DubWolf 16,573]

I’m rather clumsy minded more than physically clumsy.

[Savygriffs 5,019]

Ehh, I'm kinda clumsy.

I always get bruises and stuff from bumping into things or falling.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

I’m a huge klutz. I bump into everything and everyone around me and am basically a walking train wreck.

 I am honestly surprised I haven’t bumped into any of my friends here, even though we haven’t met. I’ll find a way to do that online too.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I am a super klutz lol. But...I can be the complete opposite if I wanna be. I also have the attention span of a goldfish so there's that too....