How (if at all) clumsy are you?

[Lightwing 12,955]

Obscenely clumsy, to the point of comedy

I must be the only human being that has managed to hold his phone on the hand, somehow make a bizarre gesture when doing nothing, and toss it halfway across the room. And somehow, it didn't break.

[Longhaul 6,470]

A few days ago I was getting an egg out of the carton and it squirted from my hand because I over-gripped it and broke on the floor.  That seems to be my problem, I either have tooo much grip strength or none at all.

[Cash In 21,509]

Oh yeah, I'm a massive klutz. I'll find some way to break the most stable object in the room. It's like my super power or something.

[Ice Princess Silky 10,819]

I'm actually nimble and agile -- but still can be very clumsy... for no apparent reason. O.o  

[nepeta 124]

I used to fall around a lot but I've become more coordinated har har. Last thing I can recall was tripping over a stool in February. I was at a musical theater place and it was right after the show.. I've also slipped and fallen right on my back at the grocery store but that one wasn't really my fault. There was cake icing globbed onto the floor for some reason 

[Sparklefan1234 161,860]

How clumsy am I?… Accurate. 
 

46 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

I'm actually nimble and agile -- but still can be very clumsy... for no apparent reason. O.o  

 

Must be the Alicorn DNA… 

[Old Accnt. 3,147]

I almost always trip or bump into something lol

Edited June 3, 2023 by FlutteringGuardian
was always almost

[Ice Princess Silky 10,819]

11 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

How clumsy am I?… Accurate. 
 

 

Must be the Alicorn DNA… 

*gigglefits* ALL OF YOU ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO AN ALICORN <3 Someone made a plushie of Alicorn Silky and someone even keeps trying to sneak a horn over her head x3

Soooooo if it ever happens -- you're all being blamed.

Alsoooooo it may explain the random bouts of clumsiness D: 

[Sparklefan1234 161,860]

7 hours ago, Princess Silky said:

*gigglefits* ALL OF YOU ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO AN ALICORN <3 Someone made a plushie of Alicorn Silky and someone even keeps trying to sneak a horn over her head x3

Soooooo if it ever happens -- you're all being blamed.

Alsoooooo it may explain the random bouts of clumsiness D: 

 

@Princess Silky DO NOT DENY YOUR ALICORN CLUMSINESS, PRINCESS. /

Edited June 4, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Savygriffs 5,022]

Oh I'm a solid 10 on the clumsiness scale.....