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What weapon do you sleep with?

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Lets say that the area around you has been a bit more violent what are you going to do? how are you going to survive? there are people out there that want to harm you and your going to get hurt unless you can fight.

 

No seriously what weapon do you need to sleep with to survive

 

I keep a rifle and a blade.

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I dont like weapons because they are evil, but if area around me is in crisis I sleep with my bible and pony Rarity plushie =)

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I dont like weapons because they are evil, but if area around me is in crisis I sleep with my bible and pony Rarity plushie =)

The Bible is best weapon.

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Shotguns and a flail. Shoot first, impale with spikes second.

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2 Knifes and A Silenced Revolver/Pistol concealed in my Suit,Also a Smoke Grenade.

Edited by The Sheriff

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I keep one under my pillow every night.

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Err...does my Rarity plushie count as a weapon? :pout:

 

I guess she could qualify as a Weapon of Mass Fabulosity :please:

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I call them Fist 1 and Fist 2 and they're always by my side.

 

 

...To clarify they aren't actually my fists, they're just pistols that I named and I wear them on my hip.

Edited by HunterTSN

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Well, if this is a hypothetical situation, can I choose a portal gun?

 

I've always wanted a portal gun :3

 

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My dog, both a wepon and an alarm! and if that dosen't work, i can just break one of my chair legs off and use that!

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my cat's sleep ontop of me,  so anyone who bust's in will get a face full of fur.

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For me it's just my fist that I never have to use. If I did have to pick one it would be a pistol but I would never fire it unless my life was in danger.

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My Mind............................also a large frying pan.........and a cheese wheel.......

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I have a couple swords right by my bed. Albeit only two are functional, but I'm confident enough in my skill with both to make effective use of them should it come to that.

 

Plus I live in Florida! Thank Christ for the Castle Doctrine!

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Does a 2L water bottle and a Sunny plushie count =p

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Okay one thing that's started to cause me some chagrin is whenever the topic of weapons comes up in the forums, you have a good number of people who cop out and either:

 

A ) Name something that isn't and can't be used as a weapon. (Unless you're Jackie Chan.)

 

B ) Choose a weapon that doesn't exist when the scenario calls for real weapons.

 

or C ) Ignore the prompting and just refute the scenario all together. Why comment on the thread in the first place then?

 

These are usually followed up with some feigned innocence such as "does that count?"

Edited by Steel Accord

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If I had to have a weapon for self defense, I'd take the AA-12 shotgun. Full Auto fire and minimal recoil - perfect!

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Okay one thing that's started to cause me some chagrin is whenever the topic of weapons comes up in the forums, you have a good number of people who cop out and either:

 

A ) Name something that isn't and can't be used as a weapon. (Unless you're Jackie Chan.)

 

B ) Choose a weapon that doesn't exist when the scenario calls for real weapons.

 

or C ) Ignore the prompting and just refute the scenario all together. Why comment on the thread in the first place then?

 

These are usually followed up with some feigned innocence such as "does that count?"

I find it's best not to take these topics (and the associated responses) too seriously.  And it's fairly easy to interpret such topics as: What is your preferred method of inflicting harm upon another human being?

 

A. Lots of everyday objects can be used as a weapon without requiring a background in film comedy martial arts.  Weapons of opportunity may be all you have unless you genuinely sleep with a shotgun under your pillow.  I'm no princess (and the pea), but I don't think that'd be especially comfortable sleeping.

 

B. Why ruin others' fun? xD  And it is, in the case of many, just a scenario.

 

C. Because post count.  This is a My Little Pony forum.  And here we are discussing what potentially lethal weapons we would produce should someone attempt to murder us in our home...  Whaaaaaa?!?  I want to reach Pegasus rank, DAMMIT!

 

I don't currently sleep with a weapon.  I used to sleep with a rusty machete under my couch in the place we used to live.  That's no joke.  There, Accord. xD  You got a fo' reals answer.

Edited by Ziggy and Angelbaby

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the-alloy-steel-pipe-baseball-bat-self-dsuper_shorty_870.jpg5001.jpgOh very well......................here you go.........What I actually have...................including my mind...................a large frying pan............and a cheese wheel............ :please:

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Vagina Dentata.

 

Nuff said.

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A paper clip and a spoon. Pull their eyes out of their sockets with the spoon and stab their fingers with the paper clip until they fall off.

 

Dem bastards deserve no mercy.

 

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