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Lets say that the area around you has been a bit more violent what are you going to do? how are you going to survive? there are people out there that want to harm you and your going to get hurt unless you can fight.

 

No seriously what weapon do you need to sleep with to survive

 

I keep a rifle and a blade.

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I call them Fist 1 and Fist 2 and they're always by my side.

 

 

...To clarify they aren't actually my fists, they're just pistols that I named and I wear them on my hip.

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My dog, both a wepon and an alarm! and if that dosen't work, i can just break one of my chair legs off and use that!

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I have a couple swords right by my bed. Albeit only two are functional, but I'm confident enough in my skill with both to make effective use of them should it come to that.

 

Plus I live in Florida! Thank Christ for the Castle Doctrine!

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Okay one thing that's started to cause me some chagrin is whenever the topic of weapons comes up in the forums, you have a good number of people who cop out and either:

 

A ) Name something that isn't and can't be used as a weapon. (Unless you're Jackie Chan.)

 

B ) Choose a weapon that doesn't exist when the scenario calls for real weapons.

 

or C ) Ignore the prompting and just refute the scenario all together. Why comment on the thread in the first place then?

 

These are usually followed up with some feigned innocence such as "does that count?"

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Okay one thing that's started to cause me some chagrin is whenever the topic of weapons comes up in the forums, you have a good number of people who cop out and either:

 

A ) Name something that isn't and can't be used as a weapon. (Unless you're Jackie Chan.)

 

B ) Choose a weapon that doesn't exist when the scenario calls for real weapons.

 

or C ) Ignore the prompting and just refute the scenario all together. Why comment on the thread in the first place then?

 

These are usually followed up with some feigned innocence such as "does that count?"

I find it's best not to take these topics (and the associated responses) too seriously.  And it's fairly easy to interpret such topics as: What is your preferred method of inflicting harm upon another human being?

 

A. Lots of everyday objects can be used as a weapon without requiring a background in film comedy martial arts.  Weapons of opportunity may be all you have unless you genuinely sleep with a shotgun under your pillow.  I'm no princess (and the pea), but I don't think that'd be especially comfortable sleeping.

 

B. Why ruin others' fun? xD  And it is, in the case of many, just a scenario.

 

C. Because post count.  This is a My Little Pony forum.  And here we are discussing what potentially lethal weapons we would produce should someone attempt to murder us in our home...  Whaaaaaa?!?  I want to reach Pegasus rank, DAMMIT!

 

I don't currently sleep with a weapon.  I used to sleep with a rusty machete under my couch in the place we used to live.  That's no joke.  There, Accord. xD  You got a fo' reals answer.

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A paper clip and a spoon. Pull their eyes out of their sockets with the spoon and stab their fingers with the paper clip until they fall off.

 

Dem bastards deserve no mercy.

 

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