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What weapon do you sleep with?

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Tfw when you're a liberal who likes guns.

 

Weirdly enough, I have this little toy replica of .45 revolver on a table behind my bed. It's really small, and it could fit in a matchbox. Also weirdly enough, I have a bunch of spent shell casings that I kept as souvenirs from when I went to a firing range in Miami.

 

I don't have any real weapons though. I would probably keep a baseball bat in my room if I had one though.

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Does it count (or sound sexist) if I say I sleep next to my husband? Truthfully, he can kick-ass!

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I normally sleep with a 2ft long piece of rebar leaning on my bed. I don't really live in a bad part of town, but it gives a bit of extra security at night.

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I own a Glock 19 that I keep in a drawer near my bed.  It isn't loaded but I keep two loaded magazines next to it. Probably isn't California legal but the gun laws here are  :rarity:  ridiculous anyways. I plan on building an AR-15 sometime soon. If I get around to it I'll at least by the parts before the presidential election. I have a feeling the cost of weapons/ammo/accessories are going to skyrocket.

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I'd like to think I'm pretty skilled in hand-to-hand combat, so I guess my hands LOL

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My fists brah. I am a black belt in martial arts and I am a master at the ancient fighting style named moshing. Idk if you ever been in a wall, but it really hurts.

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A Fluttershy plushie and some headphones. Believe me, it works.

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I sleep with a back-scratcher under my pillow. It may not be a practical weapon for most situations, but those hard to reach itches don't stand a chance!  :D

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I have a loaded Sig Sauer .45 P250 compact in my dresser next to my bed.

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Let's be real. I don't have an arms license, but I could probably whip together a makeshift spear. My height and strength could probably give me an edge over melee opponents.

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A 50 megaton nuclear warhead. 

 

Crime problem solved. 

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Probably just a standard pistol under my pillow.

:Flutterhshy: Or a trusty nepalm blaster. You break into this house, you burn, 

 

 

Napalm is a flammable liquid used in warfare. It is a mixture of a gelling agent, and either petroleum or a similar fuel. It was initially used as an incendiary device against buildings and later primarily as an anti-personnel weapon, as it sticks to skin and causes severe burns when on fire.

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I sleep with the ultimate weapon: My imagination. : D

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Transformers 4 is the weapon I sleep with

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I sleep with the ultimate weapon: My imagination. : D

 

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

 

.50 cal heavy machine gun > imagination

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

 

.50 cal heavy machine gun > imagination

In terms of effectiveness, yes, but that thing would be really cumbersome. :o Imagination doesn't weigh anything. Might not be terribly useful in a weapon needing situation but Spongebob has proven how effective in can be...in a box. :P

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Err...does my Rarity plushie count as a weapon? :pout:

 

I guess she could qualify as a Weapon of Mass Fabulosity :please:

Best. Weapon. Ever. 

 

This made me chuckle! :kindness: 

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I've wonder if your wallet counts as a weapon? It may scare away the perpetrator by your empty bank account.

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I don't sleep with one persay, but I do have a stun gun on my nightstand. Just because I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood doesn't mean a creepazoid will never break into my home.

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the only ones that I'd really use would be a trench knife and monkeys fist. Everything else that I keep next to my side I either would not use or would use for other purposes.

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my fists, no manly weapon than that

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