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What weapon do you sleep with?

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I used to sleep with my lovely wooden baseball bat. Unfortunately,I left it behind in AZ.

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With my room littered with random scatterings of a multitude of unfinished novels, short stories and fanfics, any intruder attempting to sneak into my room in the dark would suffer the death of a thousand papercuts long before reaching my bed.

 

Ergo, I need no weapon.

Edited by Concerned Bystander

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The only weapon available to me when I sleep are my fists and feet. I can be swift, but when someone decides to bother me and wake me up, that's when I do slow but heavy hits.

 

I've had some karate classes when I was younger, I can still manage a couple of moves.

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With my room littered with random scatterings of a multitude of unfinished novels, short stories and fanfics, any intruder attempting to sneak into my room in the dark would suffer the death of a thousand papercuts long before reaching my bed.

 

Ergo, I need no weapon.

 

But what if someone is wearing some gloves?

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I keep it in my chest of draws

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I need no weapon. Just listening to me talk will ward anyone off after a while. Works like a charm every time. Regardless of whether I wanted it that way or not...

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I used to sleep with a golf club in my room if that counts, but then I had to sell it

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My plushies!

I can use them to confuse enemies while I get an advantage on them...

xD

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Does the pillow counts as a weapon? :)

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For some reason since last month I had a feeling that I need something sharp near when I sleep so I took scissors to the near table

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I sleep with a 12 gauge shotgun loaded so if anyone comes in i'm ready for any one who decides to come in and mess with something

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I have a guitar at the end of my bed and a bow in my closet.

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I have a keychain weapon called a kubotan.

It’s basically a blunt, six inch metal spike. Makes even weak punches hit like a truck, and it’s just sharp enough to puncture.

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I kid you not, I actually do sleep with a pair of ornate blades hanging above my bed. 

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I keep a nerf strongarm under my bed, so does that count? 

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I have a 9 mm FNP double action with a 15 round magazine that I keep by my bed. I also carry it around town.

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My Laptop, 

Seriously, the battery in that bastard turns into a baton when out of the laptop!

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A knife on the nightstand and a shotgun in the closet.

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a 0.25mm steel rod with a sharp end.

I stab you in the spial cord and your a vegetable for life :P

don't mess with Dr Blood 

Edited by BloodDrops

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My wife. She's a Taekwando black belt.

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I'm waiting until I'm 21 so I can buy a Glock. 

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My cat. Flinging 12lbs of angry, snarling kitty cat at someone's face will turn away the most determined of intruders.

If that fails, I keep a loaded Glock 17 and Colt 1911 in the nightstand.

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I've recently obtained a Desert Eagle and have upgraded my bedside firepower to that + my old Moist Nugget. 

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My fingernails. Seriously, they're like daggers before I peel them (yes, I do that instead of clipping, because trust me when I say that it doesn't work).

Edited by Barik

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