What weapon do you sleep with?

[Melanie Mousse 2,198]

The only weapons I sleep with are my three pony plushies. Does that count?

But seriously, I don't ever sleep with a weapon. I live in a "rich" and peaceful neighborhood so I wouldn't worry about there being any extreme danger. (my only extreme danger where I live is wildfires...)

Edited April 18, 2019 by Tylad

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

2 rifles under the bed and my knife close by.

[Early Sunsets 2,106]

I've heard a joke where someone said they feel safer when they sleep with a hand grenade, but I can't remember where it's from and it's annoying me. I think it's from a movie.

I'm pretty paranoid, so even though I live in a friendly neighborhood I always keep at least one knife by my bed when I'm home. I'd even take one with me during the day in high school, which might not have been the smartest choice, but whatever. Weapon rules are kind of strict on campus, and the doors are pretty secure anyway, so I don't really bother when I'm in my dorm. I just keep a utility knife and a hammer in a drawer.

Once I'm out on my own I'll probably get a shotgun for self defense. Don't want to worry about aiming in the dark.

[Twiggy 2,965]

Update: Got more visitation with my child, so I keep the guns and sharp objects locked up now. Bedside weapons are a bat and a kubaton.

[Nsxile 25,669]

The most dangerous weapon: A plushie 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

my weapon of choice is my mind, avoiding a fight is always better than trying to win one, and even if you know someone won't back down, then trickery is still a better and safer choice

[Rainbow Dash Swag 285]

All I need is a 40 cal and a tactical knife and I’m all good

[dead account 2,703]

My own body! I have several things nearby I could use as weapon, I suppose (pillow, mug, etc.).

[Splashee 28,537]

I only have a MLP pony guarding me

[Evil Pink One 12,972]

The only weapon I sleep with is in my pants gigidy....

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

My FNAF plushies  Careful, some of them have teeth!

[Props Valroa 26,038]

My weapons are me, myself, and I.

[Tom Gallagher 33,521]

My pillow is always ready for a pillow fight. 

[EpicEnergy 22,074]

I don't sleep with a weapon, but I do have a few weapons in my room that I could use to defend myself if I needed to.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

None, I don't believe in violence.

[Tao 6,724]

I got a saber close by incase or a switch blade  

[Tacodidra 59,792]

I don't have any, and I hope I never need to get one. If it came to that, I'd probably just try to move to a more peaceful area.

[Rainbow Cloud 16,290]

None, I don't own any weapons.

[Fluttershutter 2,118]

deadlyyyyyyy weaponsssssss

[Splashee 28,537]

Like anyone would need to attack me while I am sleeping anyways

[Flying Pencil 3,023]

None. But I do keep a baseball bat in my closet. 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

My hands and feet (which I still haven't gotten registered as weapons yet since I'm a former 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do)

I also have a pair of short sticks and a bamboo sword. 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

My FNAF plushies aren't weapons but they are scary, so they will scare bad people away 

[Clawdeen 12,109]

I have an extremely loud cat who meows at the sight of another person regardless of the time of day. No one is sneaking in here without the whole house knowing about it lol.

[DubWolf 16,606]

Shhh, you’ll wake it up .