Anyone else here afraid of mayonnaise?

[Splashee 28,537]

If there's something staaange in your neighborhood.... Yea.

 

Mayonnaise is really tasty as a simple and effective dressing to salads. But the "light" ones are just sugar. Sugar converts to fat. It is up to you to choose if you want sugar to fat, or fat. Mmmmm!

 

Mayonnaise is actually just a lot of yolks mixed with oil until it becomes that disgusting consistency that we all like so much

[Clawdeen 12,109]

Nah. I only like it on certain subs I get though.

Edited December 30, 2019 by Operetta

[RaraLover 10,410]

I sorta like mayonnaise. I like to have it with meals that have chicken in it. Though, excessive amounts, not so much.

Edited March 2, 2020 by RaraLover

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,397]

I don't like mayonnaise, but my dad has a legitimate phobia of it. If he receives a sandwich with mayonnaise on it, he will throw the sandwich in the trash and won't get another one.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I like mayonnaise, as long as its counterbalanced by something else, like mustard.

[Fluttershutter 2,114]

It's not a phobia but yeah, I strongly dislike it. 

[TheRockARooster 47,228]

I used to like mayonnaise a lotbut nowadays it’s not something that I really enjoy anymore.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

I'm not afraid of mayo, I just don't like the way it tastes.

[Thuja 3,658]

I can't eat any mayo because it makes me sick

[Xoomy228 418]

I fear no mayo because I am mayo incarnate!

[Splashee 28,537]

I am afraid to catch the MAYONNAISE-19

[Stardust 640]

Not a phobia but i dont really likeit unless it's mixed in with something. I used to have an allergy to egg tho

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

What the ? That's illarious ! Whoever made this thread alive again deserve a medal

[Splashee 28,537]

8 hours ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

What the ? That's illarious ! Whoever made this thread alive again deserve a medal

It was Spikey-Wikey, the world record holder of Metroid Zero Mission.

Mayonnaise is definitely top 10 on the danger list!

[Technoblade 112]

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[Justin_Case001 4,855]

Oh, sh*t, dawg!  Have I got the video for you!

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I'm not afraid of mayo, but I don't care for it either.

[Evil Pink One 12,951]

Is it an instrument??

[Rainbow Cloud 16,114]

I'm not afraid of mayonaise but I'm not really a fan of it.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I like mayo but it's gotta be in something, like tuna fish salad or, on a chicken sandwich from Wendy's, ya know? Lol. Otherwise I'm not really the biggest fan of it. 

[MapledMike 8]

Ever since I found it it was not an instrument... I realized how deceptive mayonnaise is.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

I'm not scared of it but I certainly don't like it.

[TotallyNotNyx 15,563]

I love mayo, definitely my number 1.  It’s so much better than Ketchup or any chilli sauce 

[EpicEnergy 22,064]

I'm not afraid of it, I actually love mayonnaise.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,410]

I have a friend who is afraid of it. I chased him with a spoonful of it once to get revenge for the time he drove away at high speeds with me sitting on the back of his car.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I like it but only in egg salad