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No it would be 100/0 Chuck Norris would win

 

NOPE!

 

chuck norris 100

 

Defensive Fluttershy/Dragonshy/Flutterage 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

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Trixie once told Chuck Norris the Roundhouse Kick was not an effective way to kick. This was listed as the worst mistake in Hoofington History.

 

Chuck Norris once challenged Fluttershy to a Staring Contest. Fluttershy won.

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Chuck Norris once roundhoused a dragon, that dragon is know known as Crackle.

 

Is this why there's no Snap and Pop?

 

Wait, I got one...

 

It was actually three dragons Chuck Norris RHK'd. The other two were Snap and Pop.

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Is this why there's no Snap and Pop?

 

Wait, I got one...

 

It was actually three dragons Chuck Norris RHK'd. The other two were Snap and Pop.

 

Wow I just realized their names.... :/ Derp moment
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Chuck Norris is more magical then friendship

 

Well, you have to consider that My Little Pony: Magic is Chuck Norris wouldn't catch on to well...

 

You know the creeper in Minecraft? That was Chuck Norris RHK-ing the pigs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? All of it.

 

Chuck Norris can walk the Penrose Stairs.

 

A tick once bit Chuck Norris and got lemon disease.

 

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is gay for Braeburn.

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Does that imply that Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 34?

 

It has to...

 

Nopony, not even anybody, is safe from rule 34, I was strictly talking about his name

 

If Chuck Norris were a pony, his cutie mark would be a beard-fist

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Chuck Norris is gay for Braeburn.

 

Correction: Braeburn is gay for Chuck Norris.

When jigsaw from Saw asked Chuck Norris 'Live or die? Make your choice' Chuck Norris answered without hesitation 'Die' and killed him with a roundhouse kick.

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The movie '300' was originally titled '1' with Chuck Norris as the main star. The producers abandoned the project when they realized even the whole Persian army wasn't enough for the Texas ranger, and the ending would have been obvious and dull.

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