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Walker Texas Ranger was supposed to be renewed for more seasons, but everywhere Chuck Norris went automatically became crime-free.

 

When a massive meteor fell, and the dinosaurs were wiped out, Chuck Norris emerged, wearing a suit of leather and scales.

 

*Chuck Norris daily schedule:

 

1. Fight crime

 

2. Defend the Earth from aliens

 

3. Kill werewolves and vampires with his bare hands.

 

4. Get out of bed.

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Chuck Norris was dropped on his head twice as a baby once on Nagasaki and another time on Hiroshima.

Chuck Norris wrapped up winter 12 months early.

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im posting this not as a joke, but as a warning

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Twilight and Rarity and in some big trouble now.

 

Whooooooaaa! Glad I'm a pegasus!

 

No weapon ever forged has prospered against Chuck Norris. The only invention that is effective against him is surrender.

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, an escape pod containing a child was being bombarded by cosmic rays, just after it left a doomed planet and the child within got bit by a radioactive spider just as he fell in the cauldron of magic brew, all under the careful eye of his kung-fu master Charles Xavier, wich was teaching him how to avenge his parents' death in the cold streets of Gotham. Years later, the child arrived on Earth, ready to conquer the planet with his fantastic powers. He took three steps and was decapitated by a roundhouse kick. No one is better than Chuck Norris. Not even some freaky super child.

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