Explain Why The Previous Statement is False

[Star Racer 198]

Fairly simple. Comes from "Let me tell you why thats bulls*¡+" memes i have seen.

 

This post wont get many views.

 

Edit:almost forgot to state to state a statement after you falsify the stated statement above your new statement. That is a rather redundent sentence of redundency.

Edited April 29, 2015 by Stat Razer

[Venomous 18,813]

False because false statment is false.

 

Oranges are a fruit.

[Star Racer 198]

False because their peels are thicker than the stuff inside itself.

 

I am phychotic.

(Although i have yet to disprove this, i am still curious as to what the next person will come up with)

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

"Fruit" is a verbal construct to which I have not assigned "orange." Therefore, the previous statement was false.

 

"Orange" does have a rhyme: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blorenge

 

(heh, Vsauce! <3)

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

That's bullshit because I'm deaf and therefore nothing rhymes.

 

The colors that I see may not look the same as the colors that you see.

[Star Racer 198]

Thats a load of bolagna because we both see the same light rays that are bouncing off said object.

 

I am not an alcoholic.

[Hidey 2,836]

false because aliens don't wear hats.

 

you will explain why this statement is false

[Celtore 2,769]

WARNING: Core meltown initiated.

Engaging emergency loopback mode.

 

I... oh god, what did you do to my logic core??

 

Swallowing bubble gum takes years to digest.

[Galen Selanno 351]

False, because it's really soft rubber.

 

The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

Edited April 29, 2015 by ArcFighter300

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

No, it's chocolate.



There is a God.

[Star Racer 198]

I cant prove that false, since i am a believer in god.

 

Potatoes are a valueble food.

[Galen Selanno 351]

False. Potatoes only contain starches, which are bad for you.

 

This statement is true.

[Star Racer 198]

False because nothing is true, and everything is real.

 

Sanity is a twisted lie.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

False, because lies are never sane, therefore it can´t be logic.

 

 

These coupons are far too salty.

[Star Racer 198]

False because only discord has a license to eat paper, and he states otherwise.

 

A look in the mirror, and BOOM! you hate your appearence.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

False, narcissist.

 

I don´t exist. Neither do you.

[LittleMac 3,084]

False, because I....I....

It all makes sense now!

 

 

Apples are delicious

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

False, these are oranges.

 

The sky is blue, or sometimes grey, white, orange, yellow, red, black or some other colour.

Edited May 15, 2015 by ~ Dr. Ocsid ~

[Star Racer 198]

False, because i am colorblind.

 

This thread sucks.

[Galen Selanno 351]

False, because I love it and it's a really great idea.

 

The Martian is, like, the best movie EVAR.

[redaxted 1,765]

False because Rotten Tomatoes didn't give it a 100% rating. (But they did give Pinnochio that rating )

 

It is likely that at least half of all songs ever written are about heartbreak.

Edited November 27, 2015 by Wolves

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

That is false because that is to emotional.

 

The sun will eventually end

Edited November 27, 2015 by L1ghtn1ng Flash

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

False, it will simply take a brief nap, though the preceeding yawn will wipe out all of humanity.

 

The following statement will be false.

[Swift Marquis 327]

Can`t be false because you say so, the statement has a soul you know, it might want something else from life, maybe he wants to became a justice statement, maybe he want to be a statement that solves mysteries and crimes.

 

 

Circles are perfect :3

[Galen Selanno 351]

False. Ponies don't have circular organs, and ponies are perfect.

 

Dr. Who is, like, the best show EVAR!