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"Aww, that is a shame! I was hoping we could go for a drink sometime! *grins* Aye, I will admit I do get homesick sometimes...but I always have my family with me! *looks back at her axe* And aye, I like to return home often and see how everypony is doing. I will stay for a day or two before setting out again, a week at the most."

"*Nods* It has been a long time since I have seen my parents. It's nice they trust me. Not that them not trusting me would prevent me from adventuring, but it's a bit of a bonus. They used to worry about me tremendously... but I think they have begun to worry less."

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"*Nods* It has been a long time since I have seen my parents. It's nice they trust me. Not that them not trusting me would prevent me from adventuring, but it's a bit of a bonus. They used to worry about me tremendously... but I think they have begun to worry less."

 

"Aye, my parents are the same. Despite being the heads of the village, they still tend to worry about me when I am gone for too long. I make a point to write letters to them when I can, telling them how I am doing! *grins* Sometimes the local messenger comes and sends me a reply! *blinks* How he manages to find me, I will never know..."

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"Aye, my parents are the same. Despite being the heads of the village, they still tend to worry about me when I am gone for too long. I make a point to write letters to them when I can, telling them how I am doing! *grins* Sometimes the local messenger comes and sends me a reply! *blinks* How he manages to find me, I will never know..."

"Messengers are a mystery. Along with city guards... they always seem to say the same thing, have you noticed? They go on and on about their arrows. Letters are a good idea, though. I don't go to cities often, but I should make a point to write letters. Next time I stop at a city, I will write one. Thank you for the idea, Tyra!"

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"Messengers are a mystery. Along with city guards... they always seem to say the same thing, have you noticed? They go on and on about their arrows. Letters are a good idea, though. I don't go to cities often, but I should make a point to write letters. Next time I stop at a city, I will write one. Thank you for the idea, Tyra!"

 

"Oh I know! And sarcastically asking me if a snack of mine was stolen by somepony! *rolls eyes, and grins* You are most welcome, friend! I hope you get a reply soon!"

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The muzzle brake reduces the kick from a firearm, and the silencer reduces the effective range and damage but it's, as its name suggests, noise free.

im sure canterlot has developed hoof-held firearms by now.

 

"*blinks again* ...?"

 

(You're asking a viking about firearms >.>)

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oh. sorry then. XD my bad.

 

How would you react if i told you that there is a bow with travel force enough to go trough the thickest of dragon scale and out on the other side?

 

(in a more simplified way of saying it; This bow is really really strong.)

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How would you react if i told you that there is a bow with travel force enough to go trough the thickest of dragon scale and out on the other side?

 

in a more simplified way of saying it; This bow is really really strong.

 

"Ooooh, I see! That is fascinating..."

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"I bet 25 bits the toughest thing you killed isn't even stronger than a rat"

 

"Is that so?! I have defeated armies of griffons, minotaurs and even yaks!"

 

(She's slightly exaggerating, but she has taken on the likes of them :P )

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"Is that so?! I have defeated armies of griffons, minotaurs and even yaks!"

 

(She's slightly exaggerating, but she has taken on the likes of them :P )

Ever tried to face a Deathclaw with a Lead Pipe? *Shudders* Well you don't want to but anyway I have taken on Gangs Of bikers GIant Demons and EVEN Tirek!

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Ever tried to face a Deathclaw with a Lead Pipe? *Shudders* Well you don't want to but anyway I have taken on Gangs Of bikers GIant Demons and EVEN Tirek!

 

"Deathclaws? *tilts her head* I have never heard of such a creature before! They sound tough, I like that!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

caliber: "yo, tyra! where exactly in the frozen north is your village? i wanna pay this place a visit!"

 

"It is by the Frozen Waters, though the icebergs make it difficult for most boats to navigate! Not for us, though!"

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"It is by the Frozen Waters, though the icebergs make it difficult for most boats to navigate! Not for us, though!"

"im sure i can swim there!"

 

*grins*

 

"now, were you the strongest in your village?"

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"im sure i can swim there!"

 

*grins*

 

"now, were you the strongest in your village?"

 

"Nay, as strong as I am, there is a stronger mare. My mother, Valhalla. You do not want to make her angry. Father learned this one too many times."

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