Let's write a story

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Abe, annoyed of the lost of his janitor, hired, a friend of his as the new janitor, by the name of...

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Blingdatronmcbundergorf Esquire III

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By the Name of Martin Fritz Walther, which he met when he visited Coltlogne (cologne xD let's get some germany in here)

 

Damn, ninja'd... next poster decides which of the two names he should have

Edited May 24, 2015 by CAPTNCAPS

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Blingdatronmcbundergorf Esquire III, Jim for short.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Omar

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Jim jumped into a hole in the floor and refused to leave the hole. He became a floor hobo because...

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he already hated his job. After many days and many nights, Abe finally...

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...to take over all the clothing shops in Equestria, then the world. He first...

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Did hostile takeovers and bought the stock market afterwards he....

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Ran for mayor (after assassinating the current mayor).

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By the next Tuesday, he own over half of Equestria's clothing stores and had major stakes in the rest and was the major of three towns. But then...

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Rarity came up with a new line of clothing that wasn't sold in Abe's stores.

Abe gasped. Did this mean.....?

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...that Abe had been outsmarted. And so began Abe's fight to own Carousel Boutique. He first...

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...ate a bagel, because he was quite famished. Unfortunately, the bagel contained traces of mesothelioma, and Abe was put into quarantine, never to be seen again. ( I told him to order a muffin instead...) This, of course, greatly upset Jim, who...

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Went and popped abe's quarantine bubble and let abe out...

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...and Abe managed to mutate into a spider pig...

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And thus began the story we all know today as spider pig and nuclear Jim...

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"But that is a story for another time" said the Narrator, "For now we will take a look at canterlot during the time of these events".

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"Now to the equestira daily" said the narrator while he was...

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a bunny by the name of gazpacho who was fighting a unicorn in an intense battle of wit.

Edited June 3, 2015 by Mars orbit

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Gazpacho, master of acting intelligent, ended up winning the battle of wits but sadly he had to sell his soul to...

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Fish the cat for a white t-shirt...

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The white T-shirt was so distracting to his opponent that Gazpacho actually won. But this white t-shirt was actually...

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A tentacle monster that gazpacho had to defeat with his skills...

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...skills acquired from years of realtor experience.

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But even that was not enough to defeat such a monstrosity. The battle ended in the monster's favor. With Gazpacho's final breath he said... 

Edited June 5, 2015 by Omar