Funny, or terrible jokes?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Anyone have any jokes? Here's one,

So an Irishman walks out of a bar. I'm sorry.

[Crazy Misty 653]

OH I HAVE A BAD JOKE!

 

Spell JB backwards, now we know his REAL job.

[Page.Turner 940]

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG

[Starbrose 20]

Anti-jokes, anyone?

 

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

 

A man walked into a bar...... he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

 

Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

 

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

[Prince Midnight 817]

wanna hear a dirty joke?

 

boy falls in the mud

 

wanna hear a clean joke?

 

boy takes a bath with bubbles

 

wanna hear another dirty joke?

 

bubbles is the girl next door

Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[Evilshy 5,089]

[Prince Midnight 817]

 

oh shaun connery, you never fail to make me laugh, espically when i read that in your voice

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Well he asked for terrible jokes...

 

How do you make a dead baby float?

 

You take your foot off it's head.

[Jokarr 70]

 

shaun connery makes everything better XD

[WhiteLightning 339]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

And that, my fellow bronies, is the most overused and terrible joke of the last 5 years at least.

[Evilshy 5,089]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

And that, my fellow bronies, is the most overused and terrible joke of the last 5 years at least.

 

It is indeed

[Demi 545]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? He had no body to go with!

[Marshmallow 1,134]

This is appropriate.

[Champion RD92 8,653]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

 

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[be my waifu 2,842]

So a baby seal walks into a club

[Remi 1,309]

Hello everypony, this thread is about sharing the worst joke you've ever heard.

**There can be some grotesque/slightly sexual jokes, however please consider if they are NSFW or not.**

I will share the worst joke I have ever heard, although I laughed very hard when I saw it.


'Being a frog must take a lot of kermitment.'



What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
 

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,296]

"What's the difference between a leg? One foot's the same."
I have not gotten that joke yet, and I do not expect to in my life. I don't like racist jokes, but all the racist jokes I know were "Funny". I use that word very literally, because as i said, I don't like them.

[the musty book 156]

What is Applejack's favorite drink? Applejack Daniels. -_- I pity whoever made up that joke. It makes me quite sad. I did whoever see it in a YouTube video called, "Epic Pie Time."

[Scootalove 10,684]

'' What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?''

 

Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup. That joke just screams criticism for bad jokes.

 

[Misty Rose 3,215]

What's the internet's favorite animal? The lynx. I mean I get the joke but it's just bad.

 

All the ones on this page so far are bad too LOL!

[Evilshy 5,089]

One my mom made up while trying to be funny.

 

What's a fishes favorite flower?

 

A daffogill.

 

 

And she used to say it every time we were in the car, and acted like it was the funniest thing ever.

[~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,794]

Every single "blonde joke". They can count as one because they all have the same stupid premise. Don't know if they are a big deal in other countries, but here in Germany, we have pretty bad ones. Like:

 

"Why is a blonde girl taking a car door along with her in the desert?"

 

 

 

"To wind down the window when it gets too hot." Ha, ha, ha, ha... Ugh...

 

 

[The Swedish Brony 153]

Here's a REEEEAALY bad one:

 

"I lost the entire left side of my body...

 

I'M ALL "RIGHT" NOW!" BWAAHAHHAAHAHHAHOOOOO!!!!

 

Kill me now please 

[. eris . 1,661]

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

 

I hate myself...

 

In all honesty I laughed so hard I cried when my father told me that joke.

Edited August 20, 2013 by Miss Earl Grey

[Misty Rose 3,215]

'' What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?''

 

Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup. That joke just screams criticism for bad jokes.

 

Yeah I heard that joke on Chowder. My cousins actually used to laugh at that joke but now they just think it's stupid.

 

Every single "blonde joke". They can count as one because they all have the same stupid premise. Don't know if they are a big deal in other countries, but here in Germany, we have pretty bad ones. Like:

 

"Why is a blonde girl taking a car door along with her in the desert?"

 

 

 

"To wind down the window when it gets too hot." Ha, ha, ha, ha... Ugh...

 

 

Speaking of blonde jokes I know a REALLY bad one that doesn't make any sense.

 

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her! *drums*

Thank you thank you everybody for the tomatoes! I know this joke was horrible